James Breen

* One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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Me, Myself, and I
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 <<<<me rockin out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 !!!!!!!! gotta love the pout :) !!!

ok so, this is all that is gud or new in my little world over the past few mths...Workin in an post so get ready for disgruntled postal worker syndrome heh! THE KINGS ARE BACK(LONG LIVE THE KINGS) , check us out if ur around...playin a bit o everything mostly rock type tunes <<<love this band>>> , still luv the usuals ; The Band,,,beer,,,music,,,cider,,
 ,my mates,,,vodka,,,Suzy,,,wine ... and oh yea ... whiskey ... but sure y not? nuthings really changed that much!!!(no wait scrap that...i guess a lots changed)...

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The Other Half Of Me
Suzy Flynn

Suzy Flynn

&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; she&#39;s suzylicious

Music
Most gud Rock, metal, Blues, funk ... ne thing really:
Metallica, Pantera, Iron Maiden, Guns n Roses, Aerosmith, Velvet Revolver, System of a Down, Sublime, Incubus, TOOL, Sma
 shing Pumpkins, The Cult, Ozzy, Alice Cooper, Rage Against The Machine, Fall Out Boy, Panic At The Disco, Dave Matthews Band, Temple Of The Dog, Faith No More, Mastadon, Opeth, Killswitc
 h Engage, Queen, Shadows Fall, Muse, A Perfect Circle, No Doubt, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Alice In Chains, Motorhead, Thin Lizzy, AC/DC, Fenix TX, Less Than Jake, NoFx, Rancid, Jimi Hendrix, Satch, Vai, Lenny Kravitz, Prince, Audioslave, Pea
 rl Jam, Sound Garden, Jeff Buckley, Greenday, The Haunted, The Police, Stevie Wonder, Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks, Michael Jackson, Daft Punk, The Answer, Wolfmother, Foo Fighters, Rory Gallagher, Stone Temple Pilots, Lynyrd Skynyrd etc...theres probubly more but i just cant think of em right now...
Films
whatevers gud: Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The Usual Suspects, Evil Dead 1/3, Leathel weapon 1/4, Big Fish, Kill Bill 1/2, True Romance, Very Bad Things, Interview With The Vampire, Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy, Dog Soldiers, The Fifth Element, The Green Mile, Man On Fire, Fight Club, Snatch, Lock Stock And Two Smocking Barrels, Pitch Black, Sin City, Hellboy, Ghost Rider, Van Helsing, Batman Begins, Batman, Batman Returns, Holloween, Chronicles Of Riddick, Silant Hill, From Hell, The Decent, American Psycho, Blood Sport, Waynes World 1/2, Scary Movie 1/4, The Godfather Trilogy, Predator 1/2, Alien vs Predator, Crank, Hot Fuzz, Shawn of the Dead, Beverley Hills Cop 1/3, Rumble In The Bronx, Ong Bak, Born To Fight, Terminator 1/2, Alien 1/4, Old Boy, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Advent Children, Hostel, Basic, Face Off, Snakes On A Plane, The Shawshank Redemption, Hero, Akira, Old School, Enter The Dragon, Snake In The Eagles Shadow, Fist Of Legand, The Matrix Trilogy, Talledelga Nights, Zoolander, Old School, Lost In Tran
Sports
eeeehhhh no.......I have a Blackbelt In Tae-Kwon-do and wus all Ireland Champion but thats about it.sports and education went out the window when i first picked up a guitar
Scared Of
pregnancy................and bass players, Gibs almost took my bleedin head off with a sissors kick during a gig, crazy naked mess...but hes a legand all the same...
Happiest When
Rockin out, Eatin, Drinking, Sleepin and Hanging out with Suzylicious aka legs 1 aka blinkers babe aka hot goth aka barney ... ha ha ha shes gonna kill me ...
Hate
When ppl try and act tough just to get attention and ppl puking on me, it"s never nice...and it"s happened more than once...
Books U Shold Read
The Vampire Chronicles, The Hitchers Guide 2 The Galaxy Series, The Lord of The Rings Trilogy and all the Harry Potter books...



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    * Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

    * Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    * Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    * The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

    * If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

    * Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

    * Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    * 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

    * Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.

    * In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

    * There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

    * Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

    * Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.

    * Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

    * The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

    * Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

    * If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

    * Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

    * When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

    * The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

    * Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

    * Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

    * There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

    * Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

    * In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

    * Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

    * Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

    * Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

    * Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

    * A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

    * Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

    * Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

    * Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris r

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  • Foghorn Leghorn
    Foghorn Leghorn

    JIMMY B, HAS GOT NO FACE AT ALL.
    SINCE HE CAN'T SEE, HE HAS GOT TO CRAWL.

    11 weeks ago
  • Michaelsgirlnat
    Michaelsgirlnat

    hey stupid question but do you no a program that you can download basslines on

    17 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Team Glenknock
    Team Glenknock

    Hey head hows things

    31 weeks ago
  • Aisling Egan
    Aisling Egan

    converstions!!

    :L

    37 weeks ago
  • Alister Tuohy
    luv Alister Tuohy

    Dude..how the hell are ya!!!!

    39 weeks ago
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    Hey,

    Massive favour!
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    44 weeks ago
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    Live Band's And DJ's Every Weekend!

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    46 weeks ago
  • Michael O Connor

    same shite different day man,,ar ya headn out tonite for a few,,,a few of us ar headn out tonite?

    47 weeks ago
  • Reborn
    Reborn

    Steel Tormentor live!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hogans Bar Ballina Co.Mayo

    23rd December 2008.

    With Reborn & Thorn

    It all kicks of round 7pm!!

    47 weeks ago
  • Michael O Connor

    well jimmy the gent,how the hell ar ya,long time no chat,wat ya upta these days??

    47 weeks ago
  • Sheree Hanlon
    Sheree Hanlon

    hiya james its been ages since iv seen u.... hows life treating yea? u all ready for santa or have u been a bad boy this year?lol

    49 weeks ago
  • Brian Hiphopopotamus Hickey
    Brian Hiphopopotamus Hickey

    hey machine! havnt seen ya in ages! do u have a phone yet? send me on your number if you have one!

    51 weeks ago
  • Cliona Rohan
    Cliona Rohan

    Hey u! Hows it going? Were you out at weekend?

    53 weeks ago
  • James Breen
    James Breen

    :L :L :L
    u out on the piss last night ?lol
    ahh not much now and urself ?

    56 weeks ago
  • James Breen
    James Breen

    well mam hows a going
    how are you?

    56 weeks ago
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    been awhile...........WAHEY!! MONKEY....

    56 weeks ago
  • Ciara Ward
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    this sat nite i'm going out with the girls from work....yay! i presume u will be in the artist formally known as bozos?? they even had to change the name after i stopped going every wkend coz it just wasn't the same!

    56 weeks ago