1. who are you?

2. are we friends?

3. when and how did we meet?

4. do you have a crush on me?

5. would u kiss me?

6. give me a nickname and explain why?

7. describe me in one word!

8. what was ur first impression of me?

9.do you still think the same?

10. what reminds you of me?

11. if you could give me anything what would it be?

12. how well do u know me?

13. when was the last time you saw me, if ever?

14. ever wanted to tell me something you couldnt?

15. to put it bluntly, would you fuck me?

16. are you going to put this on your blog and c what i say about u?

Choose United.

Choose 7 failed attempts at the European Cup.

Choose to be knocked out of Europe 5 times in 5 seasons.

Choose to waste countless millions.

Choose to support a team from a city you have never been to.

Choose whining.

Choose to wear shit grey shirts then blame them when Southampton stuff you.

Choose to release Cantona because he’s the only one who realises how shit
Cole is.

Choose cheating.

Choose not to condemn your player when he’s been convicted of assault.

Choose to spend your career in the reserves because the money’s good.

Choose a psychopathic Irishman as your captain and call him a gifted visionary.

Choose to waste 7 million on Cole.

Choose the arrogance to field your reserve team then complain about the consequences.

Choose a racist Albino with pink eyes and a red nose as your goalkeeper.

Choose not to be liked by anyone and pretend not to care.

Choose your own referee and linesmen-except in Europe.

Choose a Norwegian paperboy as your top goalscorer.

Choose your club before your country.

Choose to have the biggest squad in british football then complain about injuries.
Choose Wales before England.

Choose Paul Parker.

Choose to be arse-licked by the media and accuse them of being Anti-United.

Choose to forget 1969-1993 ever existed.

Choose to change the team you support every season.

Choose to shield your players from TV interviews until they can read and
write.

Choose a sour-faced scot as your manager.

Choose to change your kit 6 times a season.

Choose to be snubbed by every decent player around the world then pretend
you didn’t want them anyway.

Choose self-deception and delusions of Grandeur.

Choose your best player ever an incoherent, wife-beating, alcoholic.

Choose to poach your ‘impressive youth policy’ from other clubs.

Choose to sign Sheringham instead of Shearer.

Choose to go for the triple and end up with Fuck All.

Choose embarrassment.

CHOOSE MAN UNITED!!!!!!

1. Full Name: Luke Chaplin
2. Nicknames: Chipper
3. Birthday: 14th August
4. Place of Birth: Scarborough
5. Zodiac Sign: Leo... Roar
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: 6th form
8. School: Sweaty Raincliffe
9. Occupation: Professional Lingerie Inspector
10. Residence: My House
11. MSN Screen Name: Luke...[Whatever Im Thinking At The Time]

__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color: Brown
13. Hair Length: I Have A Rule: Once I Can See It Get It Cut
14. Eye color: A Mixture Of Brown,Green and Grey
15. Weight: 15st 6ibs
16. Height: 6'2
17. Braces?: Nope
18. Glasses?: Contacts
19. Piercings: Don't See The Point
20. Tattoos: Ditto
21. Righty or Lefty: Right Handed Left Footed... Im Special

___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: My Dad
23. First Award: Football Medal
24. First Sport You Joined: Take A Guess
25. First pet: Rat
26. First Real Vacation: Tenerife
27. First Concert: Radio 1 Roadshow
28. First Love: Football

___ Favorites___
29. Movie: Shawshank Redemption
30. TV programme: Top Gear
31. Color: Red
32. Rapper: Fuck Off Rap Music Is Gay
33. Band: Depends On My Mood
34. Song Right Now: Alex Gaudino: Destination Calibra
35. Friends: My Dad... He's My Hero Aswell
36. Sweet: Skittles
37. Sport to Play: Football
38. Restuarant: A Steakhouse In The Turkish Village Of Turunc
39. Favorite brand: McDonalds
40. Store: Virgin Megastores
41. School Subject: Sport
42. Animal: Rat
43. Book: Guinness World Records
44. Magazine: FHM
45. Shoes: Addidas Tuscanys... Same Pair Has Lasted Me A Year And A Half

___Currently___
46. Feeling: Elated
47. Single or Taken?: Very Single
48. Have a crush?: Nope
49. Eating: Maltesers
50. Drinking: Coke
51. Typing: What The Fuck???
52. Online?: How Else Would I Edit My Blog Muppet
53. Listening To: Chicane-Dont Give Up
54. Thinking About: Dinner
55. Wanting To: Win The Lottery
56. Watching: My Screen
57. Wearing: Boro Top And Jeans

___Your Future___
58. Want Kids?: Yeah... That Is The Reason We Inhabit This Planet
59. Want to be Married?: Definatly
60. Careers in Mind: RAF or Police
61. Where do you want to live: In A House
62. Car: Aston Martin Vantage V8

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
63. Hair color: Natural...Highlights Are Ok
64. Hair length: Shoulder
65. Eye color: Any Aslong As They Ain't Red
66. Measurments: Not Too Big, Not Too Small
67. Cute or Sexy: Cuexy lol
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes Every Time
69. Hugs or Kisses: Kissing While Hugging
70. Short or Tall: Shorter Than Me... Thats 99.7% Of Women
71. Easygoing or serious: Sometimes Too Easy For My Own Good
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romanticly Spontanious
73. Fatty or Skinny: Curvy
74. Sensitive or Loud: What The Occasion Calls For...ie Not Loud At Funerals
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Depends
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant: Mouth Is Quicker Than My Brain At Times

___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: Yeah
79. Had Alcohol: I Would Live In A Pub If I Could
80. Smoked: Never... Paying Too Kill Yourself
81. Ran Away From Home: No Reason Too
82. Broken a bone: Yeah... My Nose And My Toe
83. Got an X-ray: How Else Would I Find Out Dipstick
84. Been with someone: Im With People Everyday... Its Called A Social Life
85. Broken Someones Heart: Nope
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yeah
87. Cried When Someone Died: No Point
88. Cried At School: Nope

___Do You Believe In___
89. God: I Belive In Myself
90. Miracles: Yeah Witness Them Every Day
91. Love At First sight: Doesn't Happen
92. Ghosts: Nope
93. Aliens: There Has To Be
94. Soul Mates: Im Far Deeper Than Anyone Else Could Understand
95. Heaven: No... You Die-You Decompose
96. Hell: Ditto
97. Angels: In The Literal Sense
98. Kissing on The First Date: If It Feels Right
99. Horoscopes: Bullshit... How Can 1/2 A Billion People Have The Same Day