the outside that died a happy man after hearing your rendition

mind your mad impreesion a golden rule

yeh i was in the garage on monday...big rooms so much better eh? erm yeh same no....dnt no wat the plan is for tmo,if im in the garage i shall giv u a txt mr x

heyy michael wat u bn upto mr...not seen u in the garage in a while?? lovee for you.x

Ha an early morning hit of Dolph Lundgren eh?I've got a vhs copy im sure you could pop round and irene will be more than hospitable.
We're home at end of november chum, got some travellin to fit in before that though new zealand and thailand So that'll be braw!
Aww well the mere attempt at a letter of gayness is more than enough, so thanks for that and i look forward to a good old catch up when i home.
xxx

Well hullo there PieCue, what are u doin up at this late (or early) hour?

Hope all is swell with u matey, not heard your atrocious banter for a while.
Alls well here, only a couple more months of adventurin and then we're home -Aghhhhhhhhhhh!

One love xxx

ill rip your face off if u dont text me back haha

hey hunni,yeah im gd u?
going to the garage tonite,u goin out....got no credit in my fne babe.xx

Juat watched that porno again.

If I ever see her again, I don't think I'll be able to look at her in the same way.

Aw that's guttin'. I decided to invest in a litre of Magners, it was a businesss opportunity really, couldn't refuse.

8-4 for me tomorrow, I'll be on the Pro Plus again
xo

Quality use of time, I may have to do a refresher session later, missing the good ol' desk. Or...might just drink some cider instead I'll end up ko'd after a sip.

Ehhh a tad yes but we'd all do it if we could get away with it

xo

Aye, you have to watch out for those crafty buggers.

Nahhh I was in 8-5 today, only had 4 hours sleep as well so I'm experiencing such side effects as typing like I do when I'm drunk :|

Woolies was utter balls today. Although I did have fun using the lift in the H&L warehouse this morning.

Evidently another side effect of my tiredness is rambling

you in today? Taking random breaks as usual?
xo

Helloooooo there

I concurr with your disliking of different speed escalator handrails
xo

aye mate give me a txt then if u manage to get that ticket. the journey for me was amazin fell alseep so it flew past. aye seen that statement too doesnt look to good does it.

ano mate a feel the same cant believe it. mind we were talkin about him on sat nite aswell, pure coincidence.
we got in about an hour ago and iv had a wee can of bow while watching franz on the iplayer, gutted i missed them they are lookin amazin. how was the journey home? brutal?

Great times at T! how you holding up today?? i'm a mess!! shockin news about big bad john eh

Haha thanks for that stellar advice mate, I'll be sure to keep that in mind
No probs though I look forward to hearing from you when u come up with some heartfelt shmaltz.
EVERYBODY LOVES SHMALTZ (possible 3rd album name?)
Hope you're well.
xxx

lol stop yer whining about yer asda shifts ya fuckin gaylord!! x x

mate il get a ticket nae bother.......if i dont then il just stick th cash that i wud have spent at titp 2 ma ayia napa fund!! its a win win situation!! lol

yi up2 th day ma man? u get up2 much last nite? i had a quiet 1 but im nakered th day!!x

lol aye u shud mate.....200 quid for drink wud go down a treat!! lol

im dying to get a ticket but i duno if i can afford it......im desperate for th non stop banter again......cani beat it!! x