Gene Carolan
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- <<<<<< Gene Carolan, Earl of Mullet & King Mal, Overseer of Knobsborough
College is quaaaaare incredibly amazing hai boi.
www.myspace.com/matrimonyforever
J'ai des meilleurs copains du monde. Donc, HAHA.
I'm one of the greatest musicians in Ireland now, next to Bono and Ian Hand. I recently introduced myself to the hobby of beating up women in college, and while that hobby is becoming less thrilling (fuck that, like, I still shove the bitches round the place), I have decided to take up fighting children too. And I pull no punches with them. Those fuckers know what hits them when they go toe to toe with my 10 stone ass. I'm also part of a super-human entity known as the Slimp, and we seem to be blossoming at the moment. We don't do sex tapes, but if we did, they'd be Carlsberg sex tapes.
School ended incredibly; Remember lads - "As our lives change, come whatever, we will still be, friends fore
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Cooks me dinner cos she wants to, not cos I can't
- The Slimp
- noun: A spiritually based entity binding two unique peoples together (see Gene Carolan & Malachy Callan); the Slimp is not just a being, but a pre-defined, yet ever evolving set of principles, morals and ethics. The Slimp (Masters Carolan & Callan) have an obsession with finely wining and dining the most delicious femme-bots of our time and pride themselves on their attention to the sweet things, their dedication to the smooth methods, and their commitment to RESULTS!
*Mal's recent development of fondness for alcohol may render this definition entirely untrue...* - Slimping
- verb, "to slimp, " i.e "I slimped a fine ass ghetto bitch at the Hunting ball last night" Slimping is the act of seducing or winning over a girl/lady/woman/mother/OAP to the ways of the Slimp. Slimping laughs in the face of impossible odds and shakes a finger at sleazy methods more vigorously than one with poo on their forefinger would.....
*Again, Mal's recent development of fondness for the drink may mean that this definition translates as absolute bullshite, and applies differently to either of the Slimp members..*
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- HOLY MATRIMONY, Brian Connolly (the kid's got ker-azy soul), Chili Peppers, Republic OF Loose I'm prone to giving Interpol an earful under the pressure of my Slimp counterpart, Nine Inch Nails, Arcade Fire, Definitely Mic Christopher (he's some boy), old Kings of Leon, The Frames, Jeff Buckely, Coldplay, Fleetwood Mac, Passion Pit, Ladyhawke, Jimi Hendrix, Daft Punk, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Bon Iver, the Band, some soul stuff; The Supremes, Etta James, Marvin Gaye, the little I know of Sam Cooke, the Staple Singers, Led Zeppelin. Thin Lizzy, Lynyrd Skynyrd, theres loads more... eh.... Bell X1, Some of the good JT songs, some of the good Kanye West Songs, the Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg songs that are just about suitable for my pussy-ears, Travis, Magic Numbers, Damien Rice Staind, Soundtrack to ALi, and those I can't remember - I'm sorry...
- The Flicks/The Talkies
- It's all good when its not really bad. Talladega Nights, "Shake'n'Bake!!!, " Anchorman, Animal House, Apocolypse Now, Silence of the Lambs, Old School, School Of Rock, 28 WEEKS LATER!!!, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Happening, Signs, Heat, Reservoir Dogs, The Departed, Charlie Wilson's War, Tropic Thunder, The Trilogy (both I and II)... Michael Collins, the Wind that Shakes The Barely, In the Name of the Father, Akira, The Godfather's, give me some Star Wars, the Commitments. I can never remember the good movies...
- Sports
- Football, Paintball rules the sports roost, but badminton is where it's at yo. Holy Matrimony-ing?
- Happiest When...
- SLIMPIN, ' (We are so bringin' it back). Shaking'n'Baking, making a caking, doing the Matrimony buzz, on a stage, watching Mal bleed, watching the Boosh all summer long, playing co-op games, getting pizza and bowling really badly with the boys, tearing up the cinema weekly Slimp style and having Mick on the team too!
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Stained Angel ; Custers Last Band @ the Purple Sessions
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- Gene's Shallow Side Part 2 27 participants
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19/05/06 - 26/05/06 - The Ultimate Legend of 2006's School Year
- John Farrell (Nerves of steel!!!)
- Ash Kirwan (The Only full-week long "lady legend")
- David Cullivan (Cos he worked hardest to impress)
- Sean Tiernan (Cos He is such a nice guy)
- THE SLIMP (cos we are so suave, sophisticated, deep, romantic, beautiful, seducing sex beasts)
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14/04.2006 - Legend of the week -SPECIAL EASTER EDITION
- Baz Reynolds
- Keith Fox
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- Kathal Larkin
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- Ash Kirwan
- SEAN TIERNAN!
- David Cullivan
- Mickey Ownes
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Antartica - The Slimp Way
Antarctica - by Derek Mahon
(Edited by Gene Carolan)
So Mal says to me:
"I'm just going out and may be some time,"
at the heart of the ridiculous, the sublime.
He takes his leave of the St. Joseph's pantomime,
at the heart of the ridiculous, the sublime.
My eyes met his, and his eyes met mine,
at the heart of the ridiculous, the sublime.
"I'm just going out and may be some time."
The education he received here was never enough.
He tells us "In Leeson Street; things will be fine."
I reply: "In Leeson street, Mal..
You will be a poof."0 commentaires 469 jours
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300 - The Slimp way
So, the Principle of Leeson Street comes up to me, and he's all intimidating like, and he says:
"THE THOUSAND STUDENTS OF THE LEESON STREET EMPIRE ARE KEEPING YOUR MALACHY FROM YOU. THE PAGES UPON PAGES OF NOTES THAT WE WILL GIVE HIM WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN..."
So I looked him square in the eye, and said:
"Then he will study in the shade... like a poof."0 commentaires 598 jours
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Matrimony - the Third Coming
Acoustic Gig Bash
Saturday 23rd February.... 7.00pm
Droichead Arts Centre, Stockwell Street
Featuring:
- Eoin Wickham
- Tyranny
- Lovechild
- John Farrell
- Run on Air
- HOLY MATRIMONY <<<< THE REASON WHY YOU SHALL BE THERE!!!
Admission: €9
Drink and food available!! <<<<THE 2nd REASON WHY YOU SHALL BE THERE!!!
Til then, live with the orgasmic satisfaction of www.myspace.com/matrimonyforever0 commentaires 668 jours
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What member of Matrimony are you?
To be honest, any result in this quiz is a compliment - if you can be compared to any member of Holy Matrimony or obviously incredibly intelligent, blindingly beautiful and tremendously talented... or all of the above.
What member of Matrimony are you?
Gene
You are clearly the coolest guy/gal around. You drop plecks and pick them up - while in the middle of a song. Your organizational skills are second to none and you enjoy placing your privates in a mug of tea after a good band practice.
You are Gene.
You are Gene.
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Il y a 1 semaine
Anna World Of The RulerHemp
baying of the hounds, the acoustic bit??
....i hate you for doing this to me...
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N I A M HIl y a 5 semaineslove you all the love!
thanks for talking last night! till like 3.30am! bahaha
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Joebin M'TobinIl y a 5 semaineswell if why'd ye go way isn't in there then all I have is tum ooooonnnn and tum baaaaack.... that's hardy an arsenal. i need why'd ye go way to be in there too. I suppose I could have "bottle-a-juice-a-Laura" but I dont see what sort of effect that could have
Just give up Gene. It's not happening. I'm sorry
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Joebin M'TobinIl y a 5 semaines
nah, I have a whole arsenal of adorable phrases at the ready.... like when tum ooonnnnn gets old i always have "no, why'd ye go way"
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also why are we discussing this on bebo when facebook awaits!?
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Joebin M'Tobin
I had them at the ready all along.... cos I knew i'd be right as always (almost always
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tummmmmm onnnnnnnnn always works
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Mick Fanning
Hey baby, sorry mist the last couple of gigs wont happen again I promise!
Whens the next one? Was talkinh to cal on FACEBOOK (hint) and he said something about halloween??
Yeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuhhhhhhhuuh
King Mal 0 réponsesFOR TENTEGEN 09 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeuhhhhhhhhh
King Mal 0 réponsesOkay 2days cake is a single lame swiss roll with only one candle.. I no u wer expecting sumtin bigger 4 de last day of gene week but iv thought about it and if ur gona insist on giving ur cakes to bee's or hav mal kick it over in 3.5 seconds ur gona havta settle 4 de tesco swiss roll kay....!! S...
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