Graeme Johnstone
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Hombre, 21,
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alrite everyone, currently I am at strathclyde university doing maths, statistics and accounts, which is goin alright for now, and also doing the usual, playing football, doin some work and going out.
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A man walks into a garage and tells the salesman he’s in the market for a new car.
“But there’s no prices showing” he frowns “how much is that blue escort?”
“Hmm” says the salesman scratching his head.
“That’ll cost you two 20 foot long triangular coins and a pint note with a fluffy kitten on it.”
“I’m not paying that!” cries the punter, “that’s silly money.”
Two nuns are sitting in traffic waiting for the lights to change when suddenly a vampire appears in front of them.
“O sister, what shall we do?” stammers the younger nun.
“Do not worry” came the reply, “Show him your cross.”
The younger nun winds down the window and yells “Fuck off you little twat!”
A nought and a figure of eight are walking through the desert when the nought turns to the eight and says, “Why have you got that belt pulled so tight?”
An old lady is walking down the street when she stops outside a pet shop. As she curiously studies the window she notices a poster saying. “Fanny licking frog inside.”
Exited by the prospect of this the old lady ventures inside and asks the tall, dark-haired gentleman behind the counter for more details of this mouth-watering offer.
“Bonjour Madame” replies the shopkeeper, smiling.
A mechanic is in work one day when he notices that his fellow grease-monkey is wearing an earring. The man knows that his co-worker to be a conservative fellow, and is curious about this sudden change in fashion sense.
“Tom, I didn’t know you were into earrings,” he says.
“Oh sure,” replies Tom.
“Really? How long have you been wearing one?” asks the mechanic.
“Ever since my wife found it in our bed.”
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How Many Students Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?
Glasgow Uni - Seventy-six - one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold counter protest.
Strathclyde - Five - one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Scotland using that nuked light bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.
Caledonian - Seven - one to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.
Edinburgh - One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
St Andrews - Five - one to arrange the party, two to co-ordinate the press, one to call the electrician, and one to get daddy to pay for it all.
Herriot Watt - Three - one to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.
Napier - Only one, but he gets 10 course credits for it.
Dundee - Ten - one to buy and fit the bulb, and nine to petition for the electrification of Dundee.
Aberdeen - Two - One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure.
Stirling - None - Stirling looks better in the dark. (hee hee!)
RSAMD - Five - one to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it.1 comentario 998 días
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The Sunday Clubhace 12 semanasSunday nights at Victoria's
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Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept
with..DJ Vance
back in legendary Sunday night residency.
Drinks from 1.50
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It's gonna be huge! x
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A.J
Hello!
Thanks for coming on Sunday - was great to see you!
Hope you enjoyed yourself!
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Stefanie McCartneyhace 37 semanasdinghied ? nuh....i have a new number that you did not reple to a while ago...it should be in the lists bit in your bebo mail !!
I'll be home....it will prob not be that fun!!
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Stefanie McCartneyhace 38 semanas
mate where've ya been ?....clearly not on bebo
when are your hols from uni you going spend them in the noon?
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Andrew McKissockhace 38 semanasJohnstone, we need to teach the accies the wonders of classic wing play. It will be the recipe for success in the league this year. Nobody will see it coming!!
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Ballardhace 42 semanasmagic, u missed an epci game of football!! nah, it wasnt too special but thot i should make u feel like u missed out - i scored like 4 or maybe even 5 so i think it should be considered epic!
anyway, bored and thot i notify u over bebo rather than pulling my phone out my pocket. we hav 2 games on wed, so eat up ur wheatabix in the morning!
shall scream at u from across the room in the next lecture - prepare......... -
hace 49 semanas
Luke Addis Is NowAt Facebook
when did you and Swosh have a bonding session without me? I mean could there be any bonding without yours truelly?
Was Dunoon god? I mean good of course.
Will it perhaps be better when I return? Hope so, looking to bring a bit of excitement to the Dunoon scene....
are you still pulling girls in primary schoool?
tut
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Douglas Neillhace 55 semanasno i wish we we played the allstars then i could play against donovan..he's my hero after billy memhet. we losy 1 nil with them scoring an offside golden goal winner. so we crash out of the tournament in the style of england kinda.
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Sara Meharghace 55 semanasit was quite bad times, but it was funny! went out 4 halloween las nite, everywher was so packed tho. couldnt b bothered puttin much effort in2 a costume but found sum red tights n a headband n went as wonderwoman lol. goin on carnage 2mara nite, so lookin forward 2 that!
hows ur trip home goin? does it take long 2get back from glasgow? hope ur still up 4 comin 2 newcastle 4a visit!! xxx -
Sara Meharghace 56 semanas
heya! im good thanks, wish i was still in glasgow tho, had such a good wee wkend!
got home eventually on monday.. we wer stranded in edinburgh 4 a while cuz we missed r bus, n then had 2pay 40quid 2get a train! good times.
hows things with u? u doin anythin 4 halloween 2mra? xxx
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Stefanie McCartneyhace 56 semanas
Being able to master "mickey mouse" history and economics has lent me plenty time to go on the wonders of bebo, and do little else !! Uni's fine, just got essays due, one for tomorrow which is still incomplete....but have the whole day ahead of me after i write this extremelly important comment to you first !! Why would i have dropped out, to go back to the happening metropolis of Dunoon...?? Want to hit Gtown sometime this week then...i cant to wed night tho because i ahve early class thurs.... i might just text you however as i'll prob here back from you around sunday rather then next friday !! xxx
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Douglas Neillhace 56 semanas
yeah, and he also liked your shirt to be tucked in. what u doin for hallowen? i canna go out we have a game that makes or breaks our season the day after, so i'll either be celebrating or commiserating the next night. i am quite upset that i cant go out, i was going to be Rambo!
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hace 56 semanas
Luke Addis Is NowAt Facebook
It was a high moment of excellence... BRUUUUUUUUTE STRENGTH and the memories of that bullish character...
that will make it cumbersome for you to get up here... it aint so important... what time is it at?
Aye Uni is fine, alot alot of essays to do but its all part of the process....
now, has Sandra got tickets for Cliff's new tour? Saw it and though of those classic poses on the callender " This is my idea of a summer holiday" (picture boring church commune with Cliff at alter, smile blinding the conbgression - in Hawai)
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Stefanie McCartneyhace 57 semanas
you have a comment from 22 weeks ago...that is pretty poor G , pretty poor !! you going to be up to much over the weekend or next week...or whenever you end up getting this comment ? xxx
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Douglas Neillhace 58 semanas
om the dodgy reffing, im picking up stupid bookings cause the refs ahve no clue. I think there all masons!
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Douglas Neillhace 59 semanas
no i'll be in oz at xmas, we just got a house with a swimming pool so i gotta go test it out. I have two more years, i'll graduate when u lot do. what a win yesterday for you lot eh?
hi was bored so jus decided 2draw u a crap picture lol! ttys xoxox
Laura Taylor 0 respuestasi thought i'd write u a msg in ur favourite colour
Douglas Neill 0 respuestasThis is a picture of you. The Gaylord. lord of the Gays. And your friends. the gays
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