ITALY FUNNY MOMENTS

1.Moira’s funny sleep talking that made absolutely no sense.
2.Sarah: “I feel horny”
Eimear: “For what????”
Sarah: “For tongue!!! I feel like tongue”
3. Lisa: Sarah you’re such a hornbag!!!
Half an hour later…
Sarah: Why did you call me a hornpipe???
4. In Gardaland when Lisa turned around to these hot Italians and started talking to them in Irish. “Dia dhuit, tá sibh an-ghnéasach!”
5. When our water taxi hit a pole and Sarah goes “Lads it’s a boat, its used to that!!!”
6.When we were LOCKED in our hotel room, Lisa shouted down at the Irish lads, “Sorry lads, we’ve taken vows of chastity!”
7.Operation Herbert…enough said!!!
8. At about 3 in the morning, we were all nearly asleep (Moira was conked), when…
Sarah: Lisa, have you ever had sex?
Lisa: What???
9. The mad bag sellers…Mr. Half Price
10. Hot Romeo standing at our balcony every night.
11. When the lads threw a used condom on our balcony and we all blamed Danielle!!!! It wasn’t hers of course!
12.Sarah’s gift to Eimear…a green vibrator from the underground sex shop!!
13.Sarah buying a boobie straw a glow in the dark condom for her brother!!
14.Lisa was wearing a blouse and asked Eimear if it was nice. She tried to open the next button when Lisa shouts “Don’t do that, I’m not wearing a bra!!”
15.Lisa getting offered marihuana in Bresha…she said no of course!
16. What is with the holes in floor instead of toilets????????????
17. Helens crisps blowing up on the plane.
18. Helen getting searched on the way over AND the way back by security guards at the airport.
19. Eimear and Lisa going to the toilet and nearly breaking the door.
20.Sr. Karen shouting at Moira the second we got into the hotel.
21. Being told by certain people that we couldn’t take their seats on the bus and Sarah saying: Sorry, I didn’t see your names written on them” (under her breath of course).
22. When we were at the pool, Lisa forgot her towel, so she put her clothes on over her togs. No bother!
23.Eimears demo of life saving with Sarah at the side of the pool..”Clear the area, NOW!!!!!!”
24. When Sarah wanted us to lift her up with two fingers and Eimear starting shouting at her for devil worship!!
25. Lisa trying to throw Sarah into the pool for a “funny” picture. (see photos)
26.When Eimear had a “need for speed” and crashed in an electronic go-cart and nearly died!!!!!!!!!1 (see photos!!!!!!)
27.OUR DRUNKEN NIGHT OUT…enough said…heehee
28.Eimear pulling Sarah’s skirt up for numerous pictures…heehee…
29.Sarah SHAGGING the plastic horse at gardaland (see photos..mwahaha!!)
30.Going on a boat ride and screaming Irelands Call at the top of our voices!
31.Eimear nearly missing the boat at Gardaland and having to run after it and jump in!!
32.Lisa feeling Sarah’s boobs..accidentally!!!
33.Sarah and Helen on the plane home, showing off their geographical skills!!!
“I see a U-shaped valley”…”Well, I see a Ribbon Lake”!!!!!