Hey Charlie.
Hey Charlie wake up.
Yea Charlie you silly sleepy head wake up.
Uhhhhhhhh oh god you guys this had better be freaking important, is the meadow on fire?
Nooooo Charlie, we found a map to Candy Mountain, candy mountain Charlie.
Yeah Charlie we’re going to candy mountain, come with us Charlie.
Yeah Charlie it will be an adventure, we’re going on an adventure Charlie.
Yeah, candy mountain, right, I’m just gunna go back to sleep now.
Noooooo Charlie you have to come with us to Candy Mountain.
Yeah Charlie, Candy Mountain.
It’s a land of sweets & joy and joyness.
Please stop bouncing on me.
Candy mountain Charlie, yeah Candy Mountain.
Alright fine I’ll go with you to candy mountain.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
Enough with the singing already.
Our first stop is over there Charlie.
Oh god what is that?
It’s a Liopleurodon Charlie.
A magical leoplerodon, its gunna guide our way to candy mountain.
Alright guys you do know that there’s no actual candy mountain, right?
Shun the non believer shuuuuuuun shuuuuuuuuuuuuun. Yeah.
“Mehuuuleblablehhuhuh”.
It has spoken; it has told us the waaaaaay.
It didn’t say anything!
It’s just over this bridge Charlie, this magical bridge of hope and wonder.
Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn’t be on this thing.
Charlie Chaaarlie Chaaaarlie Chaaaaar-.
I’m right here what do you want.
We’re on a bridge Charlie.
We’re here.
Well what do you know there actually is a candy mountain.
Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain.
You fill me with sweet sugary goodness.
Go inside the candy mountain cave Charlie
Yeah Charlie go inside the cave.
Magical wonders are to behold when you enter.
Yeah uhh thanks but no thanks I’m gunna stay out here.
But you have to enter the candy mountain candy cave Charlie.
Bom bom bom.
Oh when you’re down and looking for some cheering up, then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave. When you get inside you’ll find yourself a cheery land, such a happy and joyful and perky merry land. They’ve got lollypops and gummy drops and candy things also many things that will brighten up your day. It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town it’s the mecca of lovely candy cave. They’ve got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy rats, chocolate bats, its a wonderland of sweets, find the candy train to town and hear the candy band, candy bells, it’s a treat as they march across the land. Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground, turn around, it astounds, it’s the dancing candy tree. In the candy cave imagination runs so free. So now Charlie won’t you please go into the cave.
Booooom.
Alright fine I’ll go into the freaking candy cave.
This had better be good.
Neeeaaahhhh.
Goodbye Charlie.
Yeah goodbye Charlie.
Goodbye?
What?
Hey what’s going on here?
Hello?
Who is that?
Bang bang bang.
Eowwww.
Garr what happened?
Gaarrr they took my freaking kidney.