In The 1st Month:

Kings,The Drinking Game Resulting In My Ass Getting Spanked
AND Rubbed.

Truth r Dare Streakers

The Gong

"She Spilled Her Drink On Me 3 Times, I Wasn't Counting But It Was 3"
-Becky

Playboy Cards From Ayia Napa RIP

Me 21st...Easily The Best Nite Of Me Life Love U All 4 Comin.MWAH

The Rumble- Detroit: RKO City

Army House Warmin.. SPIN THE BOTTLE, Glowsticks, I Want My Dice Back...Wat Else Yea Goin U.S. I Miss My Jacket

Then There Was Febuary....

The 1st Day Of Spring,It Snows Rocky Rocky Rocky The Snowman

March

Worked Paddys Day...Again


4-1 To Liverpool
Man U Cant Defend
Vidic Brought Gerrard Down & Got Sent Off
Somene Scored The Free Kick
La La La La La


Our Little Kev's All Grown Up Awww Greg

Day b4 Mothers Day... Gunners Laid A Successful Siege 2 Da Castle

Jews Beat Cheslea & I Heard On the Radio That Man Utd Have The Class To Bounce Back After A Heavy Defeat...Losin 2-0 To Fulham Was Class, Scholes Ur Not A Keeper,Rooney Hissyfit

Alton Towers

DQ U Legend:
Kebab In The Bath, Sore Eye "I Got A Stunner In The Eye" & Pocchahontas

Notorious VIC The Pimp

Kilbames OG

Lorcan The Emo On The Bus

Runaway Train= The Best

DQ HEX ->

All JA Ireland Jersys

Great TrIP

Month 4
Shud Really Start Studying...

Sarah Cathy, My Beautiful April Fools, He's NOT Comin

Wrestlemania Was Crap-Taker HBK The Mid-Card Match That Surpassed BOTH "Main Events"

May

Errr I Foget

June

10 days Canadia:

-Our Unbelievably Fantastic Hosts

-The Birth Of The Greatest New Sitcom: Honest Eamon!

-The Basement

-Youngue N Dundass

- The XXX Theathre

-WWE PPV's In The Cinema

-Cody & O'Malley

-Norman

-Waiting At The Wrong Platform 4 Da Train, Costing Us An Hour.

-The Afore Mentioned Hour Singing The Rattlin'Bog

-My New Found Love Of Hockey, Go Maple Leafs

-Blue Jays...Gettin Beat

-Dave's Improve Gig On The Street

-KTE Winning Title

-NBA Finals

-The Retro Cartoon Channel, Fraggle Rock,Jetsons

-The Falls

-The Go-Train

-Getting Free Drinks Coz We Were Irish

-The "Gentlemen's"Club ,The Edge

-Nancy

-Hokey Hall Of Fame, Maple Leafs I WILL Return U Back To Ur Winning Ways

-Me Holding Back Tears When We Were Leavin

-Rippin In2 Dublin When We Got Home...Then Findin Our Bags Got Left Behind, Karma

Before U Ask Yes,I Am So Vain,& Well Yea I Do Think This List Is About Me.
Movin On,I Am In Fact Gettin On In Life,Im A Bit Off A Mature College Boy Now...........So Heres a Few Moments,A Look Back At Some Really Stupid...God Awful..Hilarious He Did It! Things I Did When I was A Young,-Few Bricks Short Of A Building-,Slightly Immature Skoll kid Attendin DRIMNAGH CASTLE, To Put A Smile On Ur Face When U Fell Much Too Young To Be This Dam Old

(I Dedicated This List To Scouts,School & All The People In Between)

(Note: Ders Probably More Moments Added From Other People So Read Comments 2)

1. The Fro-Got Me One Of My Many Names.Can Support 57 Pens.

2. "Niall,Niall" -Gettin Niall Quinn's Attention At Award Ceremony.

3. Gettin Acid In Johny Hayes' Mouth.

4. The Gerry Kick-Runnin Da Pitch In Footy,Skillfully Workin It In2 Da 6 Yard Box,Den Planting It Clear Over Da Bar,Over The Wall & Into The Factorys.

5. Gerrys Analagy Of The 3 Wheeled Wheelbarrow.

6. Bouncin Off The Walls In Dans New Years 06-"Ger Ur Short...But It Doesnt Matter,She Said Yes".

7. Paul Slammin Da Door Into My Face As I Was Runnin Out It At the Same Time.

8."Breakin" My Leg In Larch Hill.

9. The Gerry-rooni. Done At EVERY Disco lol.

10. The "Ger,Do Something Stupid" Vid.

10a. The "Ger,Do Something Stupid:Ciarans Revenge" Vid.

11. 3 Times I Struck Wolfy in Da Nads Wit A Ball of Some Sort.

12. Dan:"Ger,there Was A Match Undertaker Vs Undertaker before"
Ger:"Who Won?"

13. Astro Slide Tackles.

14.Runnin Around TymonNorth Park SCREAMIN "I Broke My Neck" After Dans Botchd Razors Edge.

15. Breakin Side Mirror Off Vinces Van.Dan It Was A Goal.

16. Mr.Flood:"O'Flanagan,Wat Do U Have 2 Say For Urself"
(Ger Bows His Head,Looks At Colins result)
Ger:"I Beat Foy Though"
Mr.Flood:"U Met Dido?"

17. Gettin to page 34 of The Maths Book After a year In T/Y (That Was Actually The Most Work Done In Any Class In That T/Y Year.)

18. My Expert Care Of C.Ds

19.Foys Wall,Foys Kitchen Wall,Daraghs Bedframe,Dont Think Im Welcome In Dat House nymore.

20. Hiding Behind The Door When Mr.Flood Was Checkin Da Homework.

21. Damaged/Damagin Dowdall
a. Stabbin Rob In The Temple.

b. (Ger Pokes Rob at 8.30am In Mornin In School)
Rob:"Ger Im Not in Da Mood" (Ger Proceeds To Poke)
Rob:"Ger Fuck Off"(Ger Pokes Again)
Rob Sighs"Thats It" (Rob Proceeds to Turn,topple Ger Out Of His Desk,Boots Him Down The Aisle,Twice,Looks Back To See If A Teacher Is Comin & Kicks Ger Again.

c.RANDOM GERRY(Really Stupid)
(Ger Picks Up Robs Bag, (At Least 10kg) Skulls Rob,Points At Foy & Convincingly Explains "It Was Dowdall)
Rob Rightfully Angerly Topples Ger & His Desk.

d.Rob Makin Monty Run In2 Da Partition.

22.Ger Reversin Montys Shaving Foam Idea.Oh Yea One 4 Da G.

23.Gers Self Con-Chairto With Geography,Business & Science books.What A Headache.

24.Ger F-5s Monty.

25.Ger Liftin' Paul.

26.Mono's & PK's Arguments In JA.

27.Pissin Off All The Adults In JA At The Start.

28. Gerrys Many Infamous Apperances In O'Brieners Stories (In Primary School) As Part Of The Ger-Buffy-Mel C Love Triangle.

29.Dan Vs Cir Vs Ger Wen Dans Parents Was Away, Trashcan...Ladder..Good Times.

30. Robs Mad One Where Picked Up Gers Bike,Spun Around & Threw It At Ger.

31. Moral Of A Story I :Sexist Femisim
One Day In Larch Hill, 3 168th Scouts Where Havin A Game Of Heads & Vollies. Den This Tiger Painted,DAM FINE,Blonde, Perfect 10 Babe From Castleview Came Out Of Nowhere & Ask 4 A Shot.Gerry As Keeper Laughed ..."But You're A Girl..Dis Is Football"....

She Laughed Too.

Dan Being A Gent Crossed It In Perfectly To Her...

She Managed To Volley It & Made A Decent Shot,Despite For Femine Genes.

A Shot That BOOM! Went Straight Into,& Thru, Gerrys Hands & Right Into The Roof Of The Net(If There Was A Net) .& Out Of Melivin Field & Into Dougys Lane.She Put A Lo

You can't achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd eh? Sur isn't every morning the dawn of a new error? Maybe it's all a pigment of your hallucination. Hey isn't today the tomorrow you thought about yesterday? At least you can't be late until you show up. And no matter where you go, you're there already. Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the better defence. Yeah, the more things change the more they stay insane. I used to have a handle on life but it broke. That gravity always gets me down. Hey did you ever stop to think............... And forget to start again? Would I ask a rhetorical question? Don't take me literally. I'm not as think as you drunk I am buddy! Rehab is for quitters! And beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Hey, those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. The calendar's days are numbered. Choose Heaven for climate or Hell for company. And remember, accidents cause people