James Payne
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- Once again...Mastermind Poser and Drama Queen Extraordinaire!
- Me, Myself, and I
- A bit of a poser, weirdo and whiner. But I have a lot of friends, and I would be lost without them. I have ambitions to become an actor involved in all media (except porn, too shy, lol)
I act with small drama companies, as well as direct. I'm now attempting to write my own tv series and I also do ballet now to have better balance and fitness, as well as Tai Chi to help my mental health.
Staying in Aberdeen because I still have to do much to do here. Plus I want a good reason to leave Aberdeen, lol
I also run a comedy club called Flunge which is mainly based at The Tunnels, with help from lots of good people
I also do do bits of graphic designs, including a new webcomic, Hopelessly Demonic: Re-dux
So all I say now is.... "Be excellent to each other, and...PARTY ON, DUDE - Music
- Muse, Placebo, Megadeth, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Evanescence, Cold, The Black Mages, Perfect Circle, Johnny Cash, Nine Inch Nails, Elvis Presley, Korn, Slipknot, Disturbed, Jimmy Hendrix, The Beatles, The Ramones, Misfits, il Nino, Wolfmother, Tenacious D and others of which I will add later when I can be buggered lol
- Films
- Transformers, The Matrix (First One), Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children, Howl's Moving Castle, Batman Begins, Midsommers Night Dream, Othello, Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny, Hot Fuzz, Walking the Line, Harvey and more when I can be bothered
- Video Games
- Final Fantasy Series, Metal Gear Series, Legacy of Kain Series, Prince of Persia Trilogy, Shin Megami Tensei games (also known as Megaten), Soul Calibur III, Pokemon Games, WWE Games, Mortal Kombat, Tekken, Dynasty Warriors, Devil May Cry series, Grand Theft Auto, Canis Canem Edit (also known as Bully), Okami, God Hand, God of War, Dragon Quest VIII and many more when I can remember their names
- Scared Of
- People
- Happiest When
- Chilled
- Weakness
- My head being massaged...oi vey...the weakness...*snores*
- Zombie Plan
- Head to Ben Nevis and survive in the cold with warm clothing, and lots of food as well as hunt, as the zombies will freeze and turn into Corpsicles.
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Random Quiz (so bored)
When was the last time you saw someone attractive?
Earlier at 5.30pm today over coffee (22/06/09)
Have you kissed the last person you texted?
Nope
Will tomorrow be a good day?
The days usually get better for me nowadays
What do you hear right now?
A washing machine
Where's your phone right now?
Next to me on the couch
What did you do today?
Woke up, showered, hung out with Bambi, went to pirate ben's, then met my mate mhairi for coffee and now back at Ben's
Are you interested in someone?
Depends on the day nowadays, lol
When were you last outside?
Coming to ben's
Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?
Nope
What's your current problem?
Need to find something to act in!
Do you crack your knuckles?
Yes
Are you ticklish?
Extremely
Who was the last person you talked to last night before bed?
Scot Stewart
Have you made a mistake this past week?
Probably, I'm human after all
When was the last time you really laughed?
I run a comedy club, I laugh most of the time
What do you always take with you?
iPod or cd player
Are you happy with your life right now?
Nowadays ^_^
Would you ever try being a vegetarian?
Hell no, I likes my meat ^_^
Do you hate being alone?
At times
Did anyone call you babe yesterday?
Nope
Did you ever slam a door on someone?
Yep
Name of the last person you texted?
Mhairi
Name of the persons whos house were you at beside ur own ?
Ben
What is your current mood?
Chilled
Is there anyone you know that deserves to get slapped?
Yup
Where do you go when you need to just get away?
Dad's
What's something you really want right now?
Hugs
How do you feel about your hair right now?
Its gonna' be blone again ^_^
Is there someone that makes you happy every time you speak with them?
Mairi B
Will this upcoming weekend be a good?
Possibly
Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?
Dunno, depends on the girl
Would you like to put tonight on repeat, and live it forever?
Nope
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Ben
When is the next time you'll hug someone?
Tommorow.
What was the weather like today?
Grey
I bet you miss somebody right now?
My sister
Can you honestly say your okay right now?
Yeah
What are you doing tomorrow night?
Improv with comedians
What do you plan on doing after this?
Play computer games with ben and eat canned spaghetti...oh the joys of life, lol
Lose a best friend lately?
Nope
Did you cry today?
Nope
Do you wear eyeliner?
Yes
Do your siblings dye their hair?
I think my sister does, not sure
Do you throw your candy wrappers away?
In the bin
Do you ever write notes on your hand?
Nope
Last time you cried? Why?
Recently, because I didn't want something good to end. But I ended it. A lot better now....may have been the weed playing with my emotions...usually does that XD lol
Do you cry when you get an injury?
If its broken, then yeah
Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
Kind of, its a Kate/Kathleen thing
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you talk to everyday?
Usually, depends on the girl. I have more than one female friend, lol
Last movie you watched?
School of Rock
Where did you sleep last night?
My flat
Have you been on anyones bebo account besides your own?
Nope
When is the last time you were in a swimming pool?
Last week for training
Have you ever fallen backwards on a chair?
Yep
Did you take a nap today?
Nope
Are you happy right now?
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Shuffle
1). Put your music player on shuffle
2). Press forward for each question
3). Use the song title as the answer to the question
- What does the next year have in store for me?
Into the Water - Dethklok
- What's my love life like?
Got the Life - Korn
- What do I say when life gets hard?
Coil - Opeth
- What do you think upon waking up?
Matoyas Cave - The Black Mages
- What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Somewhere I Belong - Linkin Park
- What do I want as a career?
Glorious - Muse
- Favourite Place?
Twenty Years - Placebo
- What do you think of your parents?
Chic 'n' Stew - System of a Down
- What's your pornstar name?
Stockholm Syndrome - Muse
- Where would you go on a first date?
Pipe Dreams - Travis
- Drug of choice?
Shine Acoustic - Muse
- Describe yourself
Sugar - System of a Down
- The song that bests describes my Secondary School Head Master/Mistress
Melodies of Life - Nobuo Uematsu
- What is my state of mind at the moment?
Serial Killer - Cold
- How will I die?
Ghost of Perdition - Opeth
(Sighs...Why did a few bands come up more than once? I have loads of music...I need more...lol)0 Comments 182 days
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Semantic Pragmatic Disorder
Since a few have asked what is this disorder I have, I decided to give some info from sources, so in future please do not tease me too much in future people because it really hurts.
although I will make fun of it next month at Flunge, lol
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Semantic-Pragmatic Disorder (SPD) or pragmatic language impairment (PLI) is a developmental disorder that many experts believe is closely related to autism and Asperger's Syndrome. The name refers to the fact that people with SPD have special challenges with the semantic aspect of language (the meaning of what is being said) and the pragmatics of language (using language appropriately in social situations).
In 1983, Rapin and Allen suggested the term "semantic pragmatic disorder" to describe the communicative behavior of children who presented traits such as pathological talkativeness, deficient access to vocabulary and discourse comprehension, atypical choice of terms and inappropriate conversational skills. This definition has been expanded and refined by therapists who use it to refer to communication disorders that involve difficulty in understanding the meaning of words, grammar, syntax, prosody, eye gaze, body language, gestures, or social context. While autistic children exhibit semantic-pragmatic language disorder, this type of communication disorder can also be found in individuals with other types of disorders including auditory processing disorders, neuropathies, encephalopathies and certain genetic disorders. See Bishop DV, Norbury CF. (2002).Exploring the borderlands of autistic disorder and specific language impairment: a study using standardised diagnostic instruments. J Child Psychol Psychiatry. Oct;43(7):917-29
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Characteristics
Individuals with SPD have particular trouble understanding the meaning of what others are saying, and they are challenged in using language appropriately to get their needs met and interact with others. Children with the disorder often exhibit:
* delayed language development
* aphasic speech (word search pauses, jargoning, echolalia, word order errors, word category errors, verb tense errors or dysfluency)
* difficulty with pronouns or pronoun reversal
* difficulty understanding questions
* difficulty understanding choices
* difficulty following conversations or stories
* difficulty extracting the key points from a conversation or story; they tend to get lost in the details
* difficulty with verb tenses
* difficulty explaining or describing an event
* tendency to be concrete or prefer facts to stories
* have difficulty understanding satire or jokes
* have difficulty understanding contextual cues
* difficulty in reading comprehension
* difficulty with reading body language
People with SPD often share additional characteristics consistent with high-functioning autism. For example, they may dislike or avoid eye contact. Many have rigid habits, a shallower range of interests than most people (often with a deep knowledge of their areas of interest), sensory and eating sensitivities, coordination and muscle-tone issues. They may also display striking abilities in an area like mathematics, computer science, geography, astronomy, reading, or music.
SPD was originally defined in the literature on Language Disorder in 1983, by Rapin and Allen, although at that time it was classified as a syndrome. They referred to a group of children who presented with mild autistic features and specific semantic pragmatic language problems. More recently, the term "pragmatic language impairment" (PLI) has been proposed.
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Clinical profile
According to Bishop & Norbury (2002), children with semantic-pragmatic disorder have fluent, complex and clearly articulated expressive language but exhibit problems with the way their language is used. These children typically are verbose. However, they usually have problems understanding1 Comment 302 days
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63 Annoying Questions Survey
| Song that always makes you sad | : Buckley's version of |
| Last thing you bought | : Tea from an Aberdeen cafe called |
| Last person you argued with | : Ben Catteral |
| Do you put butter before putting the jelly on | : Hell yeah |
| One of your nicknames as a kid | : James the Payne |
| Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd | : Fuck no |
| Favorite day of the week | : Tuesdays |
| Favorite Sundae topping | : Hot fudge |
| Did you take Piano lessons | : Yes |
| Most frequent song played | : United States of Eurasia by Muse |
| TV show you secretly enjoy | : Ally McBeal |
| Would you rather play basketball or hockey | : Basketball |
| Date someone older or younger | : Either |
| One place you could travel right now | : Prague |
| Do you use umbrellas | : Yes |
| Do you know all the words to your national anthem | : Nope |
| Favorite Cheese | : Brie |
| Disturbed or My Chemical Romance | : Disturbed |
| Blondes or Brunettes | : Either |
| Best job you ever had | : Life model |
| Did you go to your high school prom | : yeah |
| Perfect time to wake up | : 3pm |
| Perfect time to go to bed | : 6am |
| Do you use your queen right away in chess | : Nope |
| Ever been in a car accident | : Kinda, more of car bump to be honest |
| Closer to mom or dad...or neither | : Dad, always <3 |
| What do you call your sweetheart lovingly | : I have no sweetheart, too sweet a heart for anyone to have lol |
| What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager | : 90's |
| Favorite shoes you have EVER owned | : New Rock sneakers, most comfortable shoes in the world, EVER! |
| Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood | : Nope, would rather not remember the past |
| Were you in track and field | : Hell no |
| Were you ever in a school talent show | : Hell no |
| Have you ever written in a library book | : Hell fuckin' no |
| Allergic to | : pollen |
| Favorite fruit | : Banana |
| Have you watched sex and the city | : Hell yes |
| Baseball hat or toque | : what the fuck is a toque? |
| Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap | : soap |
| Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste | : wet the toothbrush |
| Pen or pencil | : Pen |
| Have you ever gambled at a casino | : Yes |
| Have you thrown up on a plane | : Hell no |
| Have you thrown up in a car | : Hell no |
| Have you thrown up at work | : Yep |
| Do you scream on roller coasters | : Yeah |
| Who was your first prom date | : Never had one...unless you count Debbie and her prom, lol |
| Who was your first roommate | : I guess I could say my dad |
| What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time | : Blue Wicked |
| What was your first job | : Web Designer |
| What was your first car | : Don't have one yet |
| When did you first go to a funeral | : 1998 |
| How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown | : 11, although I know consider aberdeen my home now, so never, lol |
| Who was your first grade teacher | : Mrs Cowie I believe at Cluny Primary in Buckie |
| When did you sneak out of your house for the first time | : 1997 I think |
| Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them | : Alan Breen, and fuck no,m the guy was a douche |
| Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent | : The flat I'm now in, on King Street, near the tesco, I am the pirate flag |
| Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day | : Dad |
| Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman | : ...haven't been...yet, lol |
| What is the first thing you do in the morning | : Make tea...caffiene friend... |
| What was the first concert you attended | : Guns n Roses back in 2006, never went to a concert before...never had the money. I go to more nowadays though |
| First tattoo or piercing | : Left Nipple Piercing, back in 2007 |
| Where did you go on your first airplane ride | : Florida |
| First celebrity crush | : Daryl Hannah when I was really young, lol |
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hey James. How do?
a hoy thare, and how be you? sorry i missed last flunge
do u know what the date of it is in october? cheers
im comming soon
Hay hwz u??
Wu bn up2??
xxx
Hows my little bundle of candycanefwuff? xxx
Would u like me 2 kick sum chavs asses? Martin told me u got jumped! How are u now darlin? X
yeah it's been a while!
We should totally go for coffee or something if you're feeling up to it?
hee hee, silly situations are good at times
i'm trying to find a flat atm n it's not going well
xxx
not sure, totally skint atm, got a wedding on saturday too =] can't wait to go!!
hopefully though, when are you leaving?
xxx
i dnt ave credit jst texts jst now hun, n if u look at ure comment below u sed u can call lol. il be at bassment on thurs tho the usual lol. ill top up then too n call. xxxx
ello, dats kool, bk fae fest it was awesomeeeee.
xxxx
oh love
i'm so sorry.
did you get any bad injuries or are they all fixable ones?
LOVE!!!
ans gentle cuddles
omg sweetie, you okay?
when did you get out of hospital?
xxx
June 14th...The Resistance is coming...are you ready?" whats that?
Well im glad that your a lot happier now. It wasnt nice to see you so down - especially since im usually the one who was always down and you needed to cheer me up. Thanks for that by the way
Lol.
Your blonde again eh? Well it is true - blondes really do have more fun - I will never going back to being a brunnette - made me look boring I think.
Yeah Im really really happy for once in my life. I can honestly say that everything is perfect. If anything Im trying to pin point things that are wrong but theres none to be found. You know - pessimistic!
When is your comedy night again? Saw Bambi a few days ago on my way to work and he was telling me you guys have something lined up.........
Hope to hear from you soon
xxx
Its fine, everyone loves a weirdo.
And the gig was brutal, honestly amazing.
xxx
Yep, im there right now.
Also sorry about not replying to the text.
Now2 i have no money on my phone
Always in Uni it seems I'm doing Summer School.
I'm heading to Elgin this Saturday for a gig though.
So chuffed.
I saw Russel Howard live, he was amazing.
xxx
Hahaha lol. Good. So anything new with you?
Im still in Aberdeen too. Not that i was planning to move away or anything. Well I am after my degree. But Im going to have to go back a year. Well I was supposed to be going into third year of my journalism degree when i go back after summer but seriously considering moving into second year of marketing and management - If they will have me. Fingers crossed!!!! lol.
How come you've had to postpone for a year? Sw you were "seeing someone" on your relationship status but. Could that be the reason why? You all loved up and stuff? Ohhhhhhh
lol
xxx
He is live at the apollo tonight on Dave
xx
gd shizzle, got caught n drenced on fri nyt, i ad dry my clotes n ma mates radaitor n use a towel, haha.
lol, fair enuf
wens ure nct comedy gig?x