My boyfriend - Katie....hu els??!!!
My girlfriend -
My mummy -
My daddy-
My big brother -
My little brother-
My big sister -
My little sister-
My daughter -
My son - KATIE!!!
My bestest friend
My other best friend
My bit on the side - kt!! again.......
My nephew -
My guardian -
My sugar plum fairy -lily!!!!!
My personal shopper - has 2 b kt!!!
My slave -Cloooooooooooooooooooooke!!!
My shoppoholic friend
My lil cutie pie-
My god father -
My siamese twin -
My valentine -CaRoLiNe!!!!!lol!!
My chatterbox - KATIE!!!
My hot admirer -KATIE!!!
My messer upper-
My cleaner - lily!!lol!!!
My flurty frend -
My dancing bud - Rachael!!!!!
My sxc hunni - Emma m!!!! hahahaha!!!
My gangsta -
My stalker - HeAtHeR!!!!!!
My sex bomb -
My wana b girlfrend -
My wana b boyfriend -
My gay bestfrend - LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCY!!! HAHAHA!!
My drama queen -KATIE!!!
My Bitch -
My Slut -
My Twin -
My Pimp -
My Cruzin Buddy -
My Crazy Biatch-Annie BanAnie!!!!!!!
my rock buddys...........

Things 2 do in a lift!
1) When there's only one other person in the lift,
tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't
you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people,
but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and
ask if they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend.
After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi
Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help
pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
lift.
Move your desk in to the lift and whenever
someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd
like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets
on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review
emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them
occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others,
"It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
1 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering "Shut up,all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while
peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back
away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to
the other passengers.
23) Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a
button.
25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while,
and then announce,"I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the fuck out of them