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Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? Whats wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that!


Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

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Snatch - The Fucking Short Version

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  • snatch story line

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    Snatch isn’t the easiest of film storylines to describe, so please bare with me! In the heart of the London gangland, lies 2 novice unlicensed boxing promoters. On the one side, you have Turkish (Jason Statham), who despite being a bit of a ‘geezer’ plays things mostly by the rules. On the other side, you have Brick Top (Alan Ford) who doesn’t like playing things by the rules, infact, you could say that he tries his hardest to break them in as many ways as possible, providing its profitable. Despite Brick Tops reputation, Turkish and colleague Tommy (Stephen Graham) get roped into organising a bare-knuckle boxing match with one of Bricktops fighters. As you would expect, things don’t exactly go to plan, as Turkish’s fighter is badly hurt a few days before the fight by a a barely comprehensible gypsy played by Brad Pitt. To avoid getting into some deep trouble with Brick Top, as a last minute effort Turkish decides to use the gypsy for the fight, and from that moment on, the duo start finding themselves in increasing amounts of trouble.

    Meanwhile, despite all the other events, a stolen 86 carat diamond has gone missing somewhere in London. Franky Four Fingers (played by Benicio Del Toro) was last seen with the diamond, however local legend Bullet Tooth Tony is hired to track down Franky, and its not long before the paths of the boxing promoters, and the diamond thiefs become dangerously close…

    It has to be said, I was expecting quite a lot from this sequel. Unfortunately, I didn’t get around to seeing Snatch at the cinema, though because of the great reviews, and general hear say regarding this release I was definitely going to pick it up on DVD. Initial impressions were disappointing. Guy Richie has certainly thrown in all the elements that made ‘Lock Stock’ the success that it was, however ‘Snatch’ needed so much more. What makes things worse, is the over complicated storyline. You may have noticed that I had a few difficulties describing the storyline above, well that’s because I thought the general storyline was a complete shambles. I often found myself playing catch up, as my mind was still trying to work out the scene before and the connection with the current events. The pace of the film is so fast, that your often left with absolutely no clue as to what is meant to be going on. The ending is also far from clever, despite not following a large percentage of the film I expected the end to gel the entire piece together perfectly. I was mistaken. Originally Snatch was intended to be a darker gangster movie, however as filming progressed it became apparent to Richie that this was turning into another light hearted stab at the gangster world. This is not necessarily a bad thing, many of the jokes are generally funny and on a number of occasions I found myself laughing out loud.

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  • Conor Lawd
    Conor Lawd

    the greatest film ever made

    hace 13 semanas
  • M'G
    M'G

    this film ids legend!!!

    the american----- You know London?! Cup o tea, Bad weather mary fukin poppins london!!!!

    hace 19 semanas
  • Ian Somers

    iv got the minerals :L :L luv dags too

    hace 21 semanas
  • J.Mcintyre
    J.Mcintyre

    ill fight you for it

    hace 21 semanas
  • Swifty
    Swifty

    who took the jam outta ɥour doughnut? :L :))

    hace 21 semanas
  • Nath S
    Nath S

    Mickey: D'ya Layke Dags?
    Tommy: Dags?

    hace 21 semanas
  • Greg Mate.
    Greg Mate.

    in the quiet words of virgin mary....come again?

    hace 22 semanas
  • Gayiyli Te Gra'Tua Mandalor
    Gayiyli Te Gra'Tua Mandalor

    Tommy: What happens if it dosen't out run the dogs?
    Turkish: Then the big rabbit gets fucked now dosen't it?
    Tommy: Hey... proper fucked?
    Turkish: Yes Tommy, before ze Germans get here.

    hace 22 semanas
  • JacKy B
    JacKy B

    it'll look like curry to a pissead

    hace 23 semanas
  • Johnson

    Why do they call him the bullet-dodger?
    Cause he dodges bullets, avi :)

    hace 25 semanas
  • Rangers Biiatch Xx
    luv Rangers Biiatch Xx

    SHUT UP ND SIT DWN U BIG BALD FUK..!!

    dis film ya jst cana get bord ov it..:D

    U LYK DAIGS???
    XXX

    hace 25 semanas vía Mobile
  • Josh W Bush
    Josh W Bush

    Now,seeing as you've got 'Replica' written down the side of your gun,and that I've got 'Desert Eagle .50' down the side of mine,should precipitate your balls into shriking,along with your presence.Now.Fuck off.'

    LOVE IT!

    hace 26 semanas
  • Mark Reznor Clements
    Mark Reznor Clements

    In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary........"come again?"

    hace 27 semanas
  • Jem Byrne
    Jem Byrne

    What a film!! Why do i want a caravan dats go no fucking wheels :L

    hace 28 semanas
  • R H Y S

    i fucking hate pikeys !

    hace 28 semanas
  • Tom Mulgrew
    Tom Mulgrew

    yes london fish chips cup o tea marry fuckin poppins yes fuckin london

    hace 29 semanas
  • Peter
    Peter

    why do they call him the bullet dodger ? cus he dodges bullets avy

    hace 31 semanas vía Mobile
  • Peter
    Peter

    remember to go down in the forth! just hope he doesnt knock me dwn before the fuckin 4th!

    hace 31 semanas vía Mobile