"SMELL UR MA" - Has to be THE most overused saying like ever...!!

"How ah yeah? How ah yeah??" - Started off in West Cork an made it's way 2 Dublin!!

Killian's Christening, giving Ruvimbo's friend a lift up to the pub...."O gurls, wait til ye see the mount a food dey hav up he-yer...sasages, black puddin white puddin, sangwidges, queen cakes, chrisnin cake, goujons, O wait till i tell ya bout d goujons......" Then when we got up der she filled our plates wit food an watched us eat it an den sed to me wen i was eatin the cheescake "Ya Like dat don't ya fatty?!"...I mean I didnt even know the girl!!

Sarah - "But Scotland's IN England...!"

Claire - "the "Sheltered bus stop!" insterad of the bus shelter
"What do u call those people who don't drink again?? Samaritans is it??"

Jason - "the finesht"......."Tis WILD" (although that's just been stolen from him now by me & Sarah!)

"Tramps"

Sarah - "U'll get it an u'll like it"
Went in to wake her up one morning...Ashling - "Sarah are u getting up?" She turns over in the bed eyes still closed an in a very pissed off tone..."Ah damn it anyway i taut i was up alredy!"

Me - "I'll take u up a dark alley an uno wat happens next!"

"SUCSEX!".......This one evolved accidently, sed it one day by accident an myself an claire taut it wud be a good one for tellin everyone u got the ride....

Then there was the WRC down in Sligo wit d lads.... Wat a funny weekend....
"59er - 5fingers up her ass"........"Ah yer in Cyavan now so yawr" ........."Shot of dick up the ass now 4 ashling!".........."very very retard".........."GET A LIFE"................"Introducing the new kitty's kitchen quarter pounder...a sorry excuse for a bit of meat, dosed in grease, covered in onions and swimming in ketchup"... "Nice den?" ... "it's well good!"......."Never came home..."

Sarah - "Boyzone are like a crapper version of westlife"
Ashling - "OH MY GOD, did u just mock boyzone an westilfe in the same sentence??!"
Emer - "Right that's it...pack ur bags ur not living wit us anymore..."

Emer - "Are those hats called John Deer hats??"
Sarah - "No it says John deer on the front of it...they're called baseball caps..."

Jack - "Niall with a cloud of smell around him..." Cloud of smell i love it...

Mealiffe - "So ur boyfriend crashes his car when he wasn sposed 2be driving and u take him back....big deal.... u did the dirt on him an then turned around and expected him to take u back?? That's like asking your girlfriend to mind your jacket and her sayin no an throwin it on the floor so for payback u go an ride her mother....TWICE!"

Claire - "Does she have a nice body? I hear she's really hairy...O no wait i tink i just made dat up...."
- In purty kitchen - "Why wont dis open??" Sarah - "Eh Claire thats a mirror!"
- "Oh my god i just nearly aspirated on my own spit!"
- "Eh how is a half pounder more expensive dan a quarter pounder??!" Oh claire...

"God would he ever stop snorin he's like d first fella dat landed on d moon wat is his name again??..........Arnold schwazneger." Oops i'm still blonde underneath it all.

Emer - "Isn't tea amazing like the way it's just water and milk........and tea." Yes that's sooooo amazing alright!

Me - "God d last time i was down ere was 4 the mock ag wedding, unno the pretend 1 b4 d real 1 like" Emma - "yes ashling that's wat mock means"....hahaha smarty pants....

Emer - "I reckon I cud survive in the wilderness like i can open a can of beans with a knife like" Claire - "Ya cz wat are ya gonna do pick a can of beans from the pick a can of beans tree is it Emer?!" hahaha i love it...

"Ash you know crabs(talking about the STI...), are they like...real crabs?"

"Is London the biggest city in the world??"

May 2006 - HGD exam when writing the date on her paper - "What year is it?"

Sarah: "Rossa told me to go over and lick the dogs balls"
Grace: "Did you?"

"Times are tough" when handing in a massive pile of 2cents and 1cents to the woman in the shop in the train station for 10 john player blue...bless

"Did u ever see the film 'Air Force One'? u no harrisson ford is the president and Air Force one gets (wait for it) HOSTAGED"...hostaged,for flip sake grace!!!

"Is there McDonalds in America??"

Grace's friend talking bout someone over in Canada...
Grace: "What language do they speak in Canadia??"...Where the hell is Canadia Grace?!!

A friend of Grace's is going to KENYA:
"He'll bring home an ole kenadian woman now for himself"
African Grace...

On the flight over to London for the interview: "O look girls...the atlantic ocean!"

Grace, a trainee nurse rings the night before our exam...
"Ash what's Quadraplegia?"
"Paralysis of all 4limbs"
"What are the four limbs?"
I mean seriously Grace..u don't even have to be a nursing student to know that...

Running across the road: "Girls slow down...my ankles won't carry me!"

Grace checks her bank balance at the ATM and sees that she has what seems to be €14.00 in her account...She goes into the bank and asks if she can take out the €14.00 that's in her account..."It's actually €14.00 overdrawn" laughs the person serving her....Poor Grace was mortified...

Only Katelynn and Sarah will get this...
"Kieran always wears shoes"

Grace: "I don't get the offside rule,what is it?"
Somewhere in the process of explaining the offside rule to her I said the words..."unless the ball has been kicked forward from another player" to which Grace replied "What ball?"

Whilst still half asleep an trying to cook ourselves an irish breakfast one morning, denise walked into the kitchen to see smoke coming out of the grill..."Ah girls i tink d cookers on fire"...I ran over to it and quickly opened d grill door...smoke bellowed out and d fire alarm started ringing...denise opens the door to the balcony and stands out there in her tiny little pjama shorts while i start beating the grill with a towel extinguishing the flames and what does Grace do?? Start panicking hysterically an runs out d door shouting "I'll go get sumone"...ha ha...funniest day ever...

At work in the restaurant 1 Friday night i noticed i had 3missed calls from Grace and a message from my dad sayin she had rang d house fone aswell and ta ring her bak ASAP...presuming dere was sumtin wrong or a national emergency or sumtin i ran out ta ring her bak and asked her wat was wrong..."O nuthin..i just felt like a chat"...Talk about getting me worried 4nutin...poor girl wz just bored cz she was at home on a friday nite...O granye...

Grace is over in England doin Nursing and her friend Aideen rang her askin her how she was gettin on or watever to which she replied "grand but theres loadsa english people here like!!!"...

To be continued....