Dylan Porter
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Man, 19,
20
- uit in my sock draw
- I am Open voor alles
- Voor 't laatst gezien: 6 uur geleden
- www.bebo.com/ismellcinnamonrolls
- Bericht verzenden
- Deze achtergrond gebruiken
- Favoriete achtergronden
- Dit profiel delen
- Misbruik melden aan Bebo
- Tag
- the moon isnt made ov cheese
- Me, Myself, and I
- Where did the monkey go
there was a spaceship and a dog then the dog ate the spaceship
the end
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Keeping it real ROCK ON
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Born and bred!
- Music
- Seether // Cannibal corpse // Escape the fate // Fletcher // Hannah Montana // Insean clown possie // Marilyn manson // Slipknot //
- Films
- All those old japenese fighting movies were the words dont match there mouths
- Dogs
- Wag my tail and ill wag your face
- Scared of
- Nuthing i lyk 2 think ov myself as spider man
- My Dream Job
- A goat farmer or a pretend donky
or mayb a pirate
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| Name : | dylan | |
| Nick Name : | dildo | |
| Birthdate : | 1990 | |
| Birthplace: | in a sack ov potatos | |
| Current Location: | were im siting | |
| Eye Color: | i cant c my eyes | |
| Hair Color: | straight | |
| Height: | bout as tall as my fridge | |
| Weight: | heavy enuf | |
| Piercings: | eye | |
| Tatoos: | nipple | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | manakins | |
| Vehicle: | flintstones car | |
| Overused Phrase: | kill or b killed | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | yes please | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | beer | |
| Candy: | dont u judge me | |
| Number: | 2 koz i need 2 poo | |
| Color: | im not racest or am i | |
| Animal: | llama | |
| Drink: | no drunk | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | eyebrows | |
| Perfume: | goat | |
| TV Show: | were did i put my trumpet | |
| Music Album: | dont touch me there | |
| Movie: | shaven haven | |
| Actor/Actress: | eric cartmin from south park | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | fanta | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | wendys | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | pineapple | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | strawberry premo | |
| Kiss or Hug: | pat on the head | |
| Dog or Cat: | panda | |
| Rap or Punk: | death metal | |
| Summer or Winter: | spring | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | going 2 the movies | |
| Love or Money: | i love money | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | 6pm | |
| Most Missed Memory: | that tym that that thing happend | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | my tertle | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | get ur ass in the kitchen an make me sum pie | |
| Ambition: | lern 2 ride a bike without training weels | |
| Best Friends: | peter pan and the sasquich | |
| Weakness: | i dont hav a weakness im lyk spiderman | |
| Fears: | i dont have any im lyk spiderman | |
| Longest relationship: | 4 hours | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | only with cain | |
| Ever been beaten up: | na im lyk spiderman | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | yes i told u already im lyk friken spiderman | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | i stole a baloon on free baloon day | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | only naked | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | ov corse but she was a manakin | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | by the manakin | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | blu thay tast betta | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | bald | |
| Short or Long: | long and then short then bak 2 long | |
| Height: | bout the hight ov a midget | |
| Style: | or no style thats the quistion | |
| Looks or Personality: | dependes wots in her fridge | |
| Hot or Cute | butch | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | fat pump once and ride the waves | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | mozambeque | |
| How do you want to Die: | stabed in the face | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | i supose | |
| Get along with your Parents: | sumtyms | |
| Health Freak: | no i lyk 2 b dirty | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | only wen im wering my speedos and my rolls r hanging ova the | |
| Believe in Yourself: | belive in me | |
| Want to go to College: | na 2 dumb | |
| Do you Smoke: | na thats 4 losers | |
| Do you Drink: | lyk afish | |
| Shower Daily: | thats sick | |
| Do you Sing: | in the shower | |
| Want to get Married: | noooooooo | |
| Do you want Children: | nooooooooooo | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | 2 the manakin | |
| Hate anyone: | every 1 | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
just bumn it lol wear bowts in aussie are you
ohh cool. what you doing over ther?
Hello
Was that you and brad at the Goldfields mall on thursday? or was it friday?
Wasnt to sure if it was you too so i didnt say hi didnt want to make an egg of myself.
hey look it my best friend.... omg i havent seen u in heaps ages as.... im 18 now was ma bdae th otha day wooohoooo u gta cum 2 hamz and hit town with me sumtime oi... shot love u x
hae fuk itz gud 2 hear from ya havnt sn u in agez ma bro fuk im just bn getin pised an reiking havok all ova temz hahahaha
oh tru fuk yea i wudnt mynd going 2 oz 4 a coulple yearz 4 a lil holiday hahaha
yea hard bro it b mean 2 hava lil catchup well till den ma bro b safe an keep owt ov truble k hahaha
hey bro
how are you goin
its going to be good to see you again
sup dylan memba me punky l0l wea da fuk u at deze dayz hvnt seen u in temz 4 agez well im still in temz haha an still being a bum l0l
long time no c
sup dilan
heya
what u doing?
xoxox
hey boy
wot up
hey
what you been up too
how is your mum and your sis
how is you too
are you still coming over
well later and shit
oi chuck us your adress or when you coming down next chur brol
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