Gavin Droney
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männlich, 22,
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- Profilaufrufe: 3.494
- Zuletzt aktiv: 1 Woche her
- www.bebo.com/gavnasty
- Motto
- side effects may include seizures and beard rash
- Ich über mich
- Sliptoflappy rappy
And a carpal tunnel pudding flanker
Nabble and a stampy and a
Pigeon smelling generator
See a chitlin wafer and a
Chocolate buttered horses ass
Frabble obble abble and a
Stupid monkey chicken gas
Chinese diarrhea prison carpet
Chunky harplegig
Nopaliaseah perforated
Purple parkle pig
My mammal sauce is the best mammal sauce Spread mammal sauce on my wang We make mammal sauce in bill williams loft And we eat a bucket of tang
- Music
- bad religion, pennywise, iron maiden, the offspring, AFI, pitchshifter, misfits, the exploited, zombie ghost train, NOFX, crotchduster, dead kennedys, the damned, TSOL, mars volta, carcass, drugzilla, red hot chilli peppers, at the drive-in, sex pistols, the prodigy, elvis, the spook, AC/DC
- Films
- anchorman, the descent, clusterfuck, enemy at the gates, v for vendetta, the fifth element, superbad, saving private ryan, blade, predator, casino royale, gross point blank, battle royale, tremors, old school, aliens, freddy got fingered, starship troopers etc. etc.
- Sports
- powerhour, spitting at insects and russian roulette, sports so manly you need muscles on your muscles, you need muscles on your muscles muscles! you need muscles on your eyeballs!!!
- Scared Of
- pirates and lumberjacks (a lumberjack is someone who jacks lumber)
- Happiest When
- running with sissors and eating kinder eggs.
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10 ways to freak out your flatmates
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your flatmate. Separate your flatmate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your flatmate's potato and eat it. Explain to your flatmate, saying 'He just didn't belong'
9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your flatmate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, 'the hair, it's growing. Growing!'
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your flatmate and mutter, 'Soon, soon...'
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your flatmate, 'I've got an important message for you.' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, 'Oh, yeah, I remember!' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your flatmate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your flatmate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your flatmate gets rid of it, and then say, 'Hey, where the f**k is my sandwich!?' Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your flatmate walks in yell, 'Hooray! You're back!' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, 'Shouldn't you be going somewhere?'
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, 'No, I want to watch them suffer.'
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best sex qoutes ever
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
- Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
- Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
- Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
- Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
- Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
- George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
- George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
- Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading."
- Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
- Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady - and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
- Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
- Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
- Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
- Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
- Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
- Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
- Robin Williams
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Maura Halpin
Heya you know i'm as quiet as a mouse and i never do any thing mad. Oh well i took up rubgy and i fucked my ankle as i banged it off the all weather pitch.... Well i'm not too bad. How about your self.. How are they treating the ginger over there.
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Maura Halpin
Heya heya heya, hw r u? Hw every ting ovr ur part of da country, r u on facebook? Im jealous u r over there, not fair!x x
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Enda Costello
wel lad how goes it? i started on wed,settlin into this whole commutin thing, its not like bein in galway at all,gonna be a lot of work!
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Bobby Devery
hey im thinking of moving to kosice next week , what dya think? i added you on skype...we should talk........xxx
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Maura Halpin
I started lectures thur nd i gues what im already love da place,haha, u crazy banana u up at b4 7 4 lectures they must b mad n da head, 1 yo yo 4 beer even i nearly tak up drinkn then, haha, hw da weather ovr there, i bet u heard we have a heat wafe,haha, so irish weather, do u mind me askn hw mts r u n college is it 9 or wot??x x
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Maura Halpin
Ah give hw r u, i have 2 u sum ting, heya how is ovr there, far play 2 u 4 goin over there, u mad yolk, when do u start college or wots da story, tell me al da detail, ahh gavin im really happy 4 u, oh u b loved ovr as u r a ginger, oh a cooper brown as sum1 i no wuld say, u mad yolk, post up pics as i wuld love c them,x x
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Jonathan Higgins22 Wochen herHow goes the great man?
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Enda Costello23 Wochen hernot a whole load ,prob wont really hit til sept when i dont go back anyway im keepin busy enough so no time to be missin the place and sure everybody is gone..u must be the only hardy soul left?!
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Enda Costello24 Wochen herunfortunately not,depends on work i suppose.so are you actually livin on the streets or is somebody taking pity on you in return for dodgy sexual favours?!?
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Enda Costello
grand,two days off so chillin out ya kno urself..u get sorted for stayin in galway for the summer n eels etc r whats de craic? the wife gone back to the US?
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Phelim Curtin25 Wochen herhows it going, heard ur comin out here to study, really cool, il b bc in ireland in about a week so i can tell u more about the place then if u like. what i was wondering though is, if u havent sorted out accomodation yet my friends, an irish couple have an apartment in the center of kosice and they have 2 rooms to rent, i told em about u and they said no probs, i think its about €300 a month but its a nice place about 20 - 30 mins walk from the college, but u can get the tram an its about 15 mins . if ur interested give me a shout.
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The Green Dragon27 Wochen herwhat up cuz. all going well out here so far. doing a bit of labouring. long weekend here this weekend so plenty of relaxing going on.
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u know waht your doing? Ur screwing the donkey Im so creative am i not?
Mr Indignant Erection 0 Antwortendo u know what this is gavin? this is my pooh
this is wat u get for not signing my guestbook
FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!!
Mr Indignant Erection 0 Antwortenlook its me kickin your ass and your cryin like a baby!
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