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Murray Smith

Ive seen Billy Connolly live NANANANANANA!!

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  • Male, 29, Luv 78
  • from Dundee
  • I am In a Relationship
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  • Last active: 4/29/12
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Time to update this shit.Well ive been living in the Perth Road Dundee for a year now with my wonderful girl Hollie and working with Dave at Daves Garden Workshop (which is fucking amazing by the way,cant believe i love my job).but gonna be moving to Carnoustie at the start of June cuz the rent and council tax cost a million a month.Were not just moving to Carnoustie but were moving into a caravan and hollies old shed for a year or so while we save up so we can get a morgage which should be cool and interesting but will definintaly miss the luxuarys of Dundee.Not much more to say but PARTY ON and always ROCK ON!!!
The Other Half Of Me
Hollie Whitfield

Hollie Whitfield

My cute fizip

Music
There's so many bands i like so here's some of my most favourite, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Obituary, Six feet under, Abramelin, Mortician, Exh
 umed, Pantera, Hatebreed, old school Sepultura, Madball, Anthrax, The Haunted, Slayer, old school Biohazard, W.A.S.P, ACDC, L7, Bad Religion, Black Sabbath, Guns 'N' Roses, Judas Priest and even Meatloaf.Also love all banjo and bluegrass music, american country, 60's and some techno.
Films
Scarface, anything with Martain Lawrence, Smokey and the Bandit 1&2, Terminator 1&2, Falling Down, The Die Hards (also heard there making a die hard 4, rock fuckin` on!), Braveheart, any spoofs and not to mention transformers, just seen it and it rules.shit how could i forget commando! it has to be the best film of all time.
Sports
Not really into sport but like football only when Dundee United or scotland are in an important game so don't watch football much atall.Dont no if you would call it a sport but im really sorry to say but I love watching the wrestling (come on it's the best soap opera on TV!)
Scared Of
The thought of airport officals putting there finger up my bum.That is the only thing that would make me cry.
Happiest When
I finaly manage to master a song i've been trying to playing on my banjo, finish work on a friday and no that it's party time, think about how cool this trip round the world is going to be and when you finaly take a piss after been bursting for ages.And being withmy cute fizip.
what annoys me
Not very much but have to say that I can't stand political correctness or politically correct people.To those people- lighten up, chill out, don't take shit seriously and just have a laugh or you will be doomed for life.Also the thought of how long its gonna be till i see my wonderful girl again.

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  • an update on bein a smelly carnie piky

    oh my fuckin god,cant believe it ive finaly managed to get to a computer after about 2 months of travelin.Anyway instead of tellin everyone seperatly what ive been up to for the past million weeks ill jist tell yiz all here.Me` and ben finaly got our asses out of Newcastle cuz we were gettin totaly pissed off with the place and it was gettin to aucward stayin with the person we were stayin with.But the main reason we left is cuz we got offered a job working shows with the carnies so took the offer up straight away cuz i would finaly have a well paid job and i would be workin and travelin seeing australia at the same time (we have currently traveled from Brisbain to Melbourne working in small bush towns on the way so far)So me and ben set off on a mad mission up the east coast to go to byron bay for a while untill we met up with the carnie crew.byron bay was shit hot cuz we got totaly wasted every night pretty much and we also met up with our mate Benny from carnoustie and bens mate Florie from perth which was good fun.It was also mad cuz we randomly met up with mates from newcastle who were traveling aswell so we spent a few days travelin with them heading up to Brisbain (thats where we had to meet the carnie crew by the way).So for a bout a week we fucked about in brisbiod chillin and yet again gettin smashed.so the time came and we had to leave them and meet up with the carnies.When we got there it was mad,it was exactly how i could imagine it,everyone was looking ruff and looked like they havent washed for a month.The first night was shit cuz we didnt no anyone and everyone was off there heads on drugs and they were tellin us stories about kicking fuck out of people,robbin eachother and takin hardcore drugs, i thot fuck that there is no way im stayin here for long but its all good cuz now i totaly no everyone they are all sound as a pound,not as bad as i thot they were and are pretty much my good mates now so im havin a good laugh and a good time with these crazy nutcases without the hardcore drugs.this job is really cool and a good experiance,its mad to think that im a robber for a living cuz on show day we totaly rob people blind when they play our games and i have to admit im getting to be a pretty good robber myself.the game that im usualy on is burst a ballon to find a gold tag and you win a big teddy but there is no gold tag and its all just a big scam.Even allthough im lovin bein a robber i do feel sorry for the wee kids that go away dissapointed because they lost which is shit cuz you cant win so the next time you guys go to a carnie dont play the fucking games to win teddys cuz its the BIGGEST scam of all time.also there is a tonne of shit things about this job,one of the shittest things is that me and ben have to live in a tent while everyone else has got there own caravan room and its fuckin freezing at night and just yesterday the zip fucked up so now we have to sleep with the door open which is GAAAAAYYYEEEE!!!! also the tent turns into a fuckin shithole when were living in it and i never feel clean which proves that the roomer of bein a smelly carnie is true cuz i am exactly that.Plus our boss is the biggest no i mean BIGGEST!! dickhead of all time,hes your stereotypical boss cuz everything has to be done at lightening speed,hes a grumpy cunt(cant escape from them eh garry if your reading this?)and brings everyone down no matter how good they are or how long you have been workin there for but its wierd cuz as soon as you finish work hes your best mate.Anyway bens a lucky cunt cuz he will be leavin here in the middle of october to meet his girlfriend and i will stay here till jan so i can save up enough money for when my girlfriend hollie comes over which i CANT WAIT!! for, so this shitty way of living will be all worth it when she comes over.anyway ive got another thousand stories to tell but not much time left so i will have to bore yiz with them face to face when i see ya all again.see ya later and back to t

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  • Aboot me and stuff




    1. Name:Murray David Smith
    2. Nicknames: Murr,Muzz,Muzz balls
    3. Birthday: june 21st (longest day yeehaa!)
    4. Place of Birth: Dundee, Scotland
    5. Zodiac Sign: pyrex,i was a test tube baby
    6. Male or female: Male,although to be female for just one day would be amazin.i would'nt leave home.
    7. Year: It's 2007
    8. School:was carnoustie high
    9. Occupation:was a joiner back home but gonna be a pikey and work and travel with a smelly carny
    10. Residence: where ever the road takes me
    11. Bebo Screen Name:muzz316

    -Your Appearance-
    12. Hair Colour: brown but goes blonder the longer it gets
    13. Hair length: never thought i would say this but short
    14. Eye Colour: blue
    15. Weight:dont want to think about that nowadays
    16. Height: 6'
    17. Braces? no
    18. Glasses? nope
    19. Piercing: no
    20. Tattoos: yeh got a tat of a hairy arsed scotsman
    21: Righty or lefty: right

    -Your 'Firsts'-
    22. First Best Friend: my mate Mark Selvey
    23. First Award: hmmmm ill need to think bout that cuz theres just too many
    24. First Sport you joined: Football and i sucked so quit
    25: First Pet:a cockatoo called Cleo
    26. First Real Vacation: Butlins in air when i was 5 (yes that was a real vacation!)
    27. First Concert: Anthrax and Monster Magnet in NYC and i got in for free NANANANA!
    28. First Love: nosey nosey

    -Favourites-
    29. Movie:just look at my movie bit in my page
    30. TV Programme: Lost (sorry but it fucking rules by the way)
    31. Colour: Black
    32. Rapper: Cypres hill
    33. Band: look at my band bit
    34. Song Right Now: anything by hatebreed,cant stop listening to them at the moment
    35. Best Friend: too many friends to have a best one cuz im just that damn popular ye ken?
    36. Sweet:not sure,not really into sweets much
    37. Sport: wrestling
    38. Restaurant:anything that is all you can eat.they change the rules after ive been in there.
    39. Favourite Brand:home brand,cuz im a cheapskate mo fo
    40. Store:dont have a damn clue
    41. School Subject:craft and design,geography,PE and physics cuz all i done in that class was fuck around cuz it was ah greek tae me
    42. Animal:feck knows
    43. Book:D amage done.its the best book ever,read it cuz i never read books but i couldnt put this one down.
    44. Magazines:powerslam
    45. Shoes:skateboard style shoes

    -Currently-
    46. Feeling:myself
    47. Single or Taken? taken
    48. Have a Crush:on no one
    49. Eating: anything with chillies in it
    50. Drinking:coffee
    51. Typing:with my fingers
    52. Online? well yeh
    53. Listening to:hatebreed
    54. Thinking about: Hollie Hollie Hollie
    55. Wanting to:speed up time till jan
    56. Watching:nothing
    57. Wearing: nothing

    -Your Future-
    58. Want Kids?yeh a boy and a girl would be good
    59. Want to be married?aye but no the noo
    60. Careers in mind:na!
    61. Where do you want to live:traveled alot but theres no place like Scotland
    62. Car: Warrier
    -Which is better with the Opposite Sex-

    63. Hair Colour: dinne gee a shite
    64. Hair length: doesnt matter as long as they have some and its not buch lesbian style
    65. Eye Colour: dont care
    66. Measurements:doesnt matter but no fattys
    67. Cute or Sexy:deffinintaly cute haha!
    68. Lips or Eyes: probably the eens
    69. Hugs or Kisses:both
    70. Short or tall:smaller than me
    71. Easy Going or Serious?easy goin
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous:hmmm both
    73. Fatty or skinny:in between,no fattys i said
    74. Sensitive or Loud:sensitive
    75. Hook-Up or Relationship:relationship
    76. Sweet or Caring: both
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant one: hesitant
    -Have you Ever-

    78. Kissed a stranger: dont remind me yes
    79. Had Alcohol: lots and lots and lots
    80. Smoked:yes
    81. Ran away from home:no i hate running
    82. Broken a bone:yeh my pinky cuz i punched a pile of boarding cuz i was pissed off but still went to work and went to the gym cuz im jist hard as nailz
    83. Got an X- Ray:yeh, i wanted to keep it cuz it was so cool
    84. Been with someone:yes
    85. Broken someones heart: no ,ALWAYS mine that gets bro

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  • A Memory

    Leave one memory of you and me together as a comment,does'nt matter if i know you a little or a lot,anything you remember,next,repost this bulletin on your own blog and see how many people leave a memory about you!!
    Please do this cos i think it could be really funny and you could end up reminding me of many nights i have drunkenly forgotten and help me fill in tne gaps in my oh so drunken exsistence!!! lol thanx

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  • Russell Smith 1/28/10
  • Boo Radley
    Boo Radley

    Hey, what are you up to this new year? Me n suzi are having an 80's themed new year party with optional fancy dress. You can either come as a well known character from any of the bands in the 80's or dressed in the general style of the time. We need to know numbers so if you could let us know if you are coming that would be great. Either write back here or a phone call, mail or txt will be fine. Cheers. Seems i cant post the same comment multiple times so i need to make this 1 different

    12/20/09
  • Joe
    Joe

    hows it going k

    11/30/09
  • Joe
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    kmfdm

    11/25/09
  • luv Lynsey Torrie

    hi murray thats no bother hope shes doing ok and hopefully see you around soon.xx

    11/17/09
  • Lyndsey McWhirter
    Lyndsey McWhirter

    allan asking if ur going to craws tonight. been trying to phone u

    10/24/09
  • Russell Smith
    luv Russell Smith

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUW5F... when u listen to it close ur eyes and think of the memories

    10/22/09
  • Lyndsey McWhirter
    luv Lyndsey McWhirter

    still shitting through the eye of a needle? lol :)

    9/5/09
  • Daniel Mcwhirter
    Daniel Mcwhirter

    hey murray haftvhvyibjdbjio jsdghuocnledhcuiop i love pineapples 2 sugers i really wanna go see cannibal corpse.

    8/6/09
  • David Mcwhirter
    David Mcwhirter

    rascanta regatod merganti pete, the black dog is sitting up a tree with piles

    8/1/09
  • Graeme Dargie
    Graeme Dargie

    the twoest of dills!!! where we startin nd when?

    8/1/09
  • Lyndsey McWhirter
    Lyndsey McWhirter

    hey cheers for shot of van. hope uve stopped spewing!:)

    7/27/09
  • Lyndsey McWhirter
    Lyndsey McWhirter

    i want a ticket. where didd u get them In reply to: "Got Billy Connolly tickets for Dundee in September.Cant fucking believe it.That will be another ambition off the list.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!" by Murray Smith

    7/10/09
  • Babbayaga Tiggywinkles
    Babbayaga Tiggywinkles

    jealous much!!!!!!!!!!!! lol how much were they?? how are you?? xxx

    7/9/09
  • Lyndsey McWhirter
    Lyndsey McWhirter

    where did u get the tickets?i wanna go!

    7/9/09
  • Lyndsey McWhirter
    Lyndsey McWhirter

    should u not be building a shed instead of being online at this time of day?Ridiculous :)

    7/1/09
  • Lyndsey McWhirter
    Lyndsey McWhirter

    can u build a shed for £100?

    6/9/09
  • Ben Hutchison-Jack

    hell yeah keep it legal keep it safe!!

    4/14/09
  • Lorzy-Mc-Lorz
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    hey murray.. yeh it goin good ay how are you what you been upto??nar moved living in syd now with kristy nar she dont have one buut she says hey MURRRAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

    4/14/09
  • Daniel Mcwhirter
    Daniel Mcwhirter

    hey man we need to get a mad fuck off party going and once u are down here we will go on tht down hill mountain biking track at buddon see u tomorow.:) (:

    4/6/09