Audrey Kitching sucks my asshole and Jeffree Star is too queer for his own body.

I'm called Christopher, My 2nd name rhymes.
I'm 20 years young.
I drink too much, I don't have a problem!
Even Jesus drank. It's not big, it's not clever
But it's a good excuse for kissing horrors.
And if you label people as emo don't even talk to me
It's stupid and incorrect, everyone shows emotion.
moving on...
I analyse life too much, maybe?
Sometimes I feel I have X's for eyes
And lead shoes. My life's not that bad
But things could be better
However, You'll always see me smiling
I'm Sick of putting up a front
I don't care what you think about me.
I eat meat again. I wasn't getting enough protein etc.
If you don't like the way i think/look
Or any other bullshit, Then don't talk to me.
It's that simple man.
And I wish my Mom wasn't dead.
I also tend to pee on the toilet seat.

I love to wear Vans + DC's. I am who I am. I love long walks, at the beach.
I did shoot Tu-Pac.
I love to sit in my room and jam with my drums and music. I'm in a band, I'm scream-o. We're ok.
I will go on and say we are well better than Fall Out Boy.

My life's a tear jerker. However I am partial to a slice of JURASSIC PARK!

Well what happened today...
I feel in a ditched pissed.
My foot got ran over by a bike. Ow.
Jack slapped me calling me a bitch...Hmmm fun.
I ran about the park like an idiot.
I was hugging a lampost calling it my love.
I slipped in the shop whilst getting a bottle of juice and crispies.
I ran a bit more in the park.
Drinking aint good.
My lizard peed on me.
I fed my mates chickens.
HAHA.
I finally told the girl that I loved her...
Drinking makes you do a lot of things, you would never imagine doing.
Nor think to do...
But who knows what will happen now...
Haha, I fell whilst on my phone.
Hmmm.

Ok.

A lot happened..
But i'm gonna miss them out. (:

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