Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago
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Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged
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Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?
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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
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Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday lolz
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Ben Foster Ditto lolz
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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.
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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
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Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard f**k off Lamps lol

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum lol
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Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q
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Tomas Rosicky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosicky is depressed
3 days ago
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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou
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David Moyes is skint

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Didier drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face
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Joey Barton created the event "Drunken Bar Brawl"

Steven Gerrard is attending

1. Funeral For A Friend
2. As I Lay Dying
3. Enter Shikari
4. Suicide Silence
5. Cannibal Corpse
6. Fightstar
7. Cradle Of Fith
8. All That Remains
9. Dir En Grey
10. Bleeding Through

-What was the first song you ever heard by 6?
Palahnuiks Lughter

-What is your favourite song of 8?
This Calling

-What kind of impact has 1 left on your life?
Made Me The Person I Am? Saved My Life...... Numerous Times.... Fucking Love Them <3!

-What is your favourite lyric by 5?
"Face is smashed to pulp, drooling from An empty socket"


-How many times have you seen 4 live?
None

-What is your favourite song by 7?
Nympthetamine

-Is there any song by 3 that makes you sad?
Noy At All

-What is your favourite song by 9?
Saku

-When did you first get into 1?
When I Heard Juneau.

-How did you get into 3?
Ah Youtube

-What Is Your Favourite Song By 4?
No Pity For A Coward

-How many times have you seen 9 live?
13th Of January Will Be The First Time

-Is there a song by 2 that makes you sad?
If By Sad You Mean In The Mood To Crack Skulls ?

-What is your favourite song of 1?
Roses For The Dead

-How did you become a fan of 10?
I Heard Them..... And Oh My

One

Jaffa: "Clarke, I Reckon If We Were Gay We Would Be Boyfriends?"

Clarke: "More Than Likely"

Two

Clarke: "You Have An Ass On Your Face?"

Jaffa: "Naw But You Have A Cock On Yours"

Clarke: "Moral Of The Story, Langston Fingers His Arse?"

Jaffa: "Exactly"

Three

Jaffa: "Clarke, Are You Drunk?"

Clarke "Im As Sober As A Jaffa On Christmas Day"

Jaffa: "As Ye Do Like"

Four

Clarke: "Yeno, I Reckon My Ma Was Ridin' Your Da"

Jaffa: "Aye And Ma Was More Than Likely Ridin' Your Da Too"

Five

Jaffa: "Im The Leprechaun...."

Clarke: "Naw Your Ginger, Fuck Up"

Six

*Jaffa Is madelinne Mccann*

Clarke: "Maddie Were Have Ye Been, Your Ma And Da Lost Ye!?"

Jaffa: "The Bastards Didnt Lose Me, I Went Outside The Restuarant In Portugal For A Fag And The Cunts Drove Off And Left Me"

Clarke: "Awk Shit One Lad"

Jaffa: "But On The Brightside, A Nice Portugese Man Took Me In And I Got A Bitta Whats Happenin' If Ye Know What A Mean?"

Clarke: "Your A Dirty Bitch"

Six

Clarke: "Were Pure Not Gay"

Jaffa: "Naw Ano, Were Pure Not Meetin At Your House At Half 8 To Ride Tonite Hi"

Clarke: "And Im Definitely Not Recording It"

Jaffa: "And Im Definitely Not Gonna Put It On www.ClarkeAndJaffaTakeItUpTheArse.co.uk"

Clarke: "Naw Ano, That Wasnt Jason On The Fone Ther Now, And He Didnt Say Hes Gonna Land Up At Quarter To Ten For A ThreeSome"

Amy And Zoey Have The *Im Worried About Yese* Look.

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