Coaches
Kevin 'The Brains' King
Chris 'Blood Pressure' Jenkins
Mark 'Pyscho' Thomas

Physios
Anthony ' Bullied as a child' Buckley
Percy 'I no the difference between a knee and shoulder I swear'



Prop Forwards

Leam 'I love St Brides' Williams
Terry 'The Turnip' Saunders
Nathan 'Bettws Is A nice place with no gangwarfare and 12 year olds with baby's' Hopkins
Iain 'VAT Till I Die' Cleaton



Hookers
David 'Im the white Tiger Woods' Evans
David 'Cell Block D' Bishop
Gareth' Mothercare' Thomas

Second Row
Ben 'Crazy Eyes' Thomas
Alun 'Ugly' Twin
Rhys 'Is Nowhere Near As Good As Alun' Twin
Giles 'Heading to Prop' Brown

Back Row
Nathan 'Fat lip Horace' Brown (captain)
Andrew 'Short Fuse' Evans
Jack 'Im On tag' King
Scott 'Maestegian' Hicks
Rory 'Ronnie The Raven' Pitman
Owen 'Posh Boy' Sedgebear
Sam 'Slam Dunk Jones
Scott 'Stabber' Williams

Scrums Halfs
Tom 'Aggresive by nature' Grabham
Nathan 'Moley Moley Moley' Hawkins

Outside Halfs
Karl' I love Kenwyne' Jones
Joseph 'Flower Picker' Heatley

Centres
David 'Jiggy Drumstick' Povey
Thomas' Chest is always best' Blackmore
Will 'AKA Tina Jones' Rees
Nathan 'Caerau Boy' Edwards

Wingers
Maddieline "I Love Karl...I Wish I Was Him" McCann
Jon 'The machine' Hearne
Thomas 'Holiday Romance' Warwick
Huw 'Chest and Tri's then Back and Bi's' Thomas
Shane 'Francois' Kinsella
Adam 'Joes Siamese Twin' Jones

Full Backs
Kristian ' Durkha Durkha Mohamed Jihad' Jenkins
Adam 'Really Im Not Gay' D'adamo