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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good
evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing0 Kommentare 30 Tage
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Real friends VS Fake friends!! xXx
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn we fucked up.but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!!!
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Girls after consuming Alcohol!!
This unfortunetly soo true...
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some
reason, that's ok.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like
a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.
5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice/poutine on the
floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its >>nobody's
business.
6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including
people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new
song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is
the geek next to
us.
9. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely
overwhelming to us.
10. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.
11. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it
12. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by
giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.
13. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
the floor.. or like the mop.
14. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."
15. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
16. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going >>home,
we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a
quick nap.
17. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.
18. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously
impractical.. but soo beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes'
fault that we can't walk straight.
19. We feel oddly comfortable sitting on the toilet peeing while having a full blown conversation with each other.
20. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter
who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS ALWAYS call
each other the next day.
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Put a little alcohol into you, and suddenly you’re transformed into little miss sunshine! You love everybody, laugh constantly, and become the life of the party. Nothing can bring you down, and while you may seem a little bit silly to the more sober members of the crow, you could care less. Whether it’s breaking it down on the dance floor, kicking butt at Texas Hold’em, or flirting with the person next to you, you emanate fun and lack of inhibition.
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Ah rightyy!
It was supposed to be me, emily & claire queally but emily has a tooth infection now (the poor thing), so it's just me and the Queallster now!
Is it? I'm looking forward to seeing it now!...Well Taylor Lautner . . but the movie should be good too!
L.O.V.E
xo
No, going tomorrow night! Will you still be in Cork tomorrow? If not, you should come too! Seeing the 9:20 viewing of New Moon tomorrow night!
xo
hey grl........
omg it was bril, beyonce is sum woman...ha!!!
ya tnk im cumin up 2m nyt....u cumin up r wat?
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I didnt go 2 see it yet, aud and mam were sick so there ws no babysitter for jamie! Now im sick and they are fine...im not impressed.
Minded jamie yesterday, he was in great form but was up at 5am...
How u?
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Cant wait for thursday!! woop woop!! jus 2 and a half days left!! hehe!
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What a MARSHMALLOW!!!
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dats a fuckin line dat we'll neva forget! 1 for da blog!! lol!!
that comment is sooooooooooo confusin lol ur goin from talkin bout one thing to a totally different thing me thinks lol!!! yeah head bout the christmas day thing in cit its meant to be unreal up dere for it!xxxx
if uve the wk off wud u not get ur ass up to limerick some nyt!?!? lol
haha for once.... she admits it herself
..... yup yup i heard, i also heard how ye have to make it up the wk b4 christmas! i dno wat im doin this wkend but not going out out cos ive been out a good bit the last while so not this wkend! u no ull be out tomorrow!
Love like a battered sausage for
EmerEarl!xo
More Love 4 u!!!!
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nah i jus no u cudnt go without doing it so i jus guessed ..... now read that not knowing wat im actually on about, dosent it sound really really wrong
oh it was brilliant
lol now how did u hear that .....STALKER!!!!! lmao i thot we discussed this emer, we dont stalk each other
now thats been 2 wks in a row
lol!.....xxxx!
returning da love!! hehe!!!
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That's fine!
It was good! Didnt sleep until 8 the next morning
How are you feeling?
xo
Hey
Thanks for coming over tuesday
xo
Love Love Love!!! Mucho LOVE
amm im workin saturday 3-7 nt sure bou sunday yet?!
Hw was ur week my friend? x x x
More love!! LOL!! i'll come down to u next week so!! hehe!!
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lmfao i was sober!! i jus forgot until u sed it there! it clearly wudnt cos u cant do it properly if ur on ur own we gotta do it together, always works out btr! not that id no r nything!!
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hi my favourite cousin who was my bridesmaid!! just leaving u some luv