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Callum Boyne
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- Me, Myself, and I
- Me a Polar Bear and Diego Maradona one of the weirdest buisness lunches this side of Plymouth
Watson-Captain of my ship
Davy-Captain of my heart
Jimmy Reid-Captain of the bedroom
look out for Gilfhunter site in near future-If your looking for your Gran to have a gd time i urge you to contact me or jimmy or just send your gran round
- Frankie Boyle
- Things You Wouldn't say in court- " In my defence your honour that child was very sexy!"
"I would have loved to have a gay dad. Do you remember at school, there were always kids saying "My dad's bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!" "So what? My dad will shag your dad. And your dad will enjoy it."
"Playing poker online is like being mugged without the company". - Films
- um One flew over the cuckoos nest um the Shining just anything with Jack Nicolson really oh and Green street oh and the green mile dat class and Pulp fiction just so gd oh and anchorman oh shit and full metal jacket and the best film ever the Shawshank redemption !!!!!! thers so many more thoguh ummm Blow Feris Buellars day off best film of the 80"s along with breakfast club poytc 1 not 2, Godfathers 1 and 2 Billy Madison (penguin)The big Lebowski, Zoolander, Taxi Driver, 40 year old virgin, The waterboy, SCARFACE AND Casino
- T in the park Highlights
- "me and the cummler on tv for the view, taking off scooby doo's wellies, playin in matty collie bolies tent, me and jim marrying a man in a wedding dress, buying a grampas hat, davys sunburn, davys sleep walking resulting in him sleeping with another man, me bufty jim and cummler huddling at kasabian and me and jim riding our mystery machine sommerfeidl trolley to hell and back !!!
- Scared Of
- Callum Morrison at an Aberdeen Game, Conner waiting outside my house, Cummel without a milk shake fix, Jenn's chuff and the little girl who lives upstairs Leggy
- Happiest When
- Iv"e got a free house and watching anchorman lol "You stay classy San Diego"Or just at T in the park, often found up in the woods with the hommies or maybe in razas hosue getting curry i get around im also quite partial to cannabis cakes, also very happy when davids for fajita night always a gd do, singing, watching pwea petrie play football, With Calum Morrison provides oreos where the hell does he get them ive looked everywhere, Having a kip with Andy and Jenny when there is a storm they wanted me there, Davids talking dogs they actually want to be freed from the captives, Taking some item of clothing off in school or not and Nacho hitting on girls he's just met
- THE GAME OF GAMES
- Gillette Soccer Saturday Drinkin Game
- Watch Gillette soccer Saturday either in a pub or with a bottle of spirit in your own home.
Rules
-Each time a goal is scored by a player with your first or second name, you get a shot of drink.
-If a player with your name or second name scores an own goal or is sent off, you accrue a negative shot, which must be worked off by another goal before you can resume drinking.
-The vide printer rules all. So if your name is John, and John Smith scored a goal, if the vide printer only displayed "J Smith", you do not get a drink.
-The Chris Kamara Bonus applies at all times.
(Every time Chris Kamara shouts “unbelievable Jeff” everybody drinks)
(Every time Chris Kamara commentates a goal every player drinks the person On there left’s drink)
-Debatable name calls work by judge’s decision. So for example, if your name is Chris, but someone called Kris scored, the other competitors would vote as to whether or not you are a - Quote of the day
- Quote-In the year of our lord Jimith of the dean II Sommerfeild workers starved and outnumbered rode the bridge of brechin the fought like frozen food they fought like true sommerfeild employees and they won there freedom-Jim Dean
2-"Let us hope we never walk in on Scott Cambell danger wanking"
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90'S AND DAVY
90's kids and Davy McAuley apply
ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 13 SHOULD NOT RE-POST THIS.
JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '93' OR '94' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A 90s kid or David McAulay if you remember these
YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR"-Definetly Davy
YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL.-Maybe Cummel
YOU USED TO LOVE PLAYING WITH YOUR "PUPPY IN MY POCKETS"-HMMM
YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV.-Diggit,Recess,Davy Mc
YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.-Afro Davy
YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"-Davy had the books loved the intro
YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.-Davy carried his in his pockets
YOU KNOW THE WORDS FROM THE SHAKEY JAKE MILKSHAKE ADVERTS-he danced to it also
YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S-Soo gd
YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE.
NOT.-Davy said "No shit Sherlock"
YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE.-Davy was Jason the red
YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.-Magic of the gathering for Davy he stayed out of the pokemon era
YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS.-Presume so who didn't
YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY!-Definetly was happening
YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.-He still watches them all
YIKES PENCILS WERE THE BEST!-WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?-P7 charity big hit
YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT-Dunno
YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS-Damn Right
YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.-We went one step further actually got them pierced the eyes i mean
YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.-Knows it and loves it
"TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.-Yes
YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED.- still can't tellt eh time
YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.- Nah Bond villians
YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.-What u mean remember still have one for holidays
YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE- Im sure Neil Buchanan from Art Attack presented that
YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.-Star wars ones from Doritos packets
2 WORDS, SPICE GIRLS.-i was baby davy was the other 4
RE-POST THIS IF YOU ARE A 90s KID or a fan of David McAulay AND CAN RELATE TO
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Ace songs
The suicide kid (Andy) is depressed and rough
And only death is good enough
with a razor to the wrist or a lalalalalalalala
u write the rest now2 Comments 348 weeks
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Tanya X7/30/09
Calum
how was Portugal? Put the pics up have a wee peek Mwah xxx
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Lisaa7/23/09Heeey
How is callum ? How was your holiday then forgot where about you were going lol
? I can see you dont go on this alot ?
Wb when your on maybee in a year ?
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Megan Douglas3/12/09
I am lookin forward to seeing u next Weds morning
i will save u a seat xxxxxxxxxx
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Craig Meldrum
this sat, pub?? got to happen, big game!!! come on the gers, meet you in pub 11am, go early for warm up pint and team talk, so nervous, game is in the bag though. speak soon frank
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Jimmy2/10/09
Banned from dj's lol, i blame u! Found any gilfs recently? xxxxxxx
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Dez1/12/09how does it go again? x
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Brogan Marnoch1/12/09pub saturday...YAS hows exms going? i have my last one on wednesday so its revision tomorrow lol. xxxxxxxxxx
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Callum Easton12/30/08dont tease me u fat slut......go shave ur toes....i came past urs 2day but u didnt answer....i know u wer in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jenny
of course u always have!! im back for christmas now so il hav to check it out for myself! strange boy... xxxxxxxxxx

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