A - Available?
Jah

B - Best Friend?
I have a series of best friends, but if we r dropping names then Rob and Oli will suffice

C - Crush
Maybe, but maybe not…but maybe…not……….or maybe?

D - Dad's Name
Les

E - Easiest Person To Talk To
I’m not really sure, anyone who understands what the hell I’m talking about tbh.

F - Favourite Band
Too many! probs Fratellis or White Stripes

G - Gummy Bears Or Worms
Worms, due to their intoxicating chewiness and the fact that you can look really simple when eating them.

H - Hometown
Nutley. Avoid it

I - Instrument
Guitar, does the guitar controller from guitar hero count?

J - Job
On the tills at Waitrose – woop for the elderly customers who unintentionally steal from me

K - Kids
I hope I don’t have any now…but hopefully in the future (if they don’t overpower and beat me)

L - Longest Car Ride
hmmm, probs driving through France a few years ago. it may just have seemed long cos of all the endless fields and little scenery.

M - Milk Flavour
Strawberry – nesquik is the drink of Gods

N - Number Of Siblings
One, she won’t shut up about Rafael Nadal

O - One Wish
I could be thoughtful and wish for a world without differences…or I could wish for an amazing acting career.

P - Phobias
Riding down hills too fast on my bike, WASPS, stupid bloody wasps…

Q - Favourite Quotes
You really wanna go through all that? “Only sheep need a shepherd” shall do for now

R - Reason To Smile
Realising that it could all get better…and getting praise for anything

S - Song You Last Heard
Up all night, Razorlight

T - Time You Woke Up
7.15, (so I was ready for paintballing and could waste time writing this)

U - Unknown Fact About Me
When I was 4 I had a duck called Blacky - I was quite unintentionally racist.

V - Vegetable
Roast potatoes!

W - Worst Habit
Stroking my chin for no particular reason, I don’t even have an impressive stubble!

X - X-Rays You've Had
Not sure, they’ve all been on my teeth though. I should stop eating sweets

Y - Your Favourite Food
Chocolate fudge cake and Rare steak, I’ve never had them together but it could be interesting.

Z - Zodiac Sign
Aries, big it up for the ram

And I hate that I still love you, girl-
And I only wish you well.
But I’ll never be man enough for you,
And you're a psycho bitch from Hell.
- Already Over, Orson

All your heroes went down fighting
So you get in every fight you can
And it makes you feel much closer to the man
I get my killing in the free world ain't it fun
Its good for everyone
For better television
Does anybody want it? Come on
Will you pick up your daddy's gun
- 2nd Amendment, Easyworld

Dinner at eight was okay
Before the toast full of gleams
It was great until those old magazines
Got us started up again
Actually it was probably me again
Why is it so
That I've always been the one who must go
That I've always been the one told to flee
When it fact you were the one long ago
Actually in the drifting white snow
You left me
- Dinner at Eight, Rufus Wainwright

Birds can fly so high and they can shit on your head,
Yeah they can almost fly into your eye and make you feel more scared.
But when you look at them, and you see that they're beautiful,
That's how i feel about you.
Right, that's how i feel about you.
She said '...What?'
He said 'You'
- Birds, Kate Nash

Tell me do you really think you go to hell for having loved?
Tell me and not for thinking every thing that you've done is good
(I really need to know)
After soaking the body of Jesus Christ in blood
I'm so tired of America
- Going to a Town, Rufus Wainwright

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel
You were famous, your heart was a legend.
You told me again you preferred handsome men
But for me you would make an exception.
And clenching your fist for the ones like us
Who are oppressed by the figures of beauty,
You fixed yourself, you said, "Well never mind,
We are ugly but we have the music."
- Chelsea Hotel no.2, Leonard Cohen

Well, maybe there's a god above
But all I’ve ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you
It's not a cry that you hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah
- Hallelujah, Leonard Cohen

You walk alone in the valley of life
In the shadow of love
Under the trees of happiness
You walk along like a baby unborn
Like a father unknown
Like a pocket penniless
I'm happy that you really care
But do you really know how scary
This is for you and is for me
Oh do you really know
Do you really know
Oh Natasha, all I can do
Is write a song for you
- Natasha, Rufus Wainwright

Well, Americans:
What, nothin' better to do?
Why don't you kick yourself out?
You're an immigrant too.
- Icky Thump, The White Stripes

Lying close to you feeling your heart beating,
And I wondering what your dreaming,
Wondering if it's me your seeing,
And then I kiss your eyes and thank god we're together,
I just want to stay with you in this moment forever and forever forever
- I don’t want to miss a thing, Aerosmith

His eyes upon your face
His hand upon your hand
His lips caress your skin
It’s more than I can stand
Why does my heart cry?
Feelings I can’t fight
You’re free to leave me
But just don’t deceive me
And please
Believe me when I say
I love you
- El Tango de Roxanne, Ewan McGregor

She was into the Stones when
I was into the Roses
She was breaking my bones when
I was busting her noses
She would tell me a secret
I would lose it the next day
Young love pleases you easy
Makes you sick in a bad way
And all the while the girl sang
La la la la and she sang
Kicking’s for my sweetheart
Bruises that I just don’t miss
And she said "I can't love you anymore than this!"
- For the Girl, The Fratellis

Oh God can you tell us when it's going to stop?
Maybe it's not just down to you
Oh God can we win back what we have lost?
So who’s the last resort... Oh God
- Oh God, Jamie Cullum

Late in the hot joints takin' the pills in walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
He said Willy

•There’s as many stories about Old Gregg as there are sailors in Nantucket, that’s 29.
•Some say he's half-man, half-fish. Others say he's more of a 70-30 split; whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.
•Some say he's a ghost. Can't catch what don't exists. Hook goes right through 'im.
•Some say Old Gregg is like a…a big fish finger. But big like as in a garage. Imagine a fish as big as a garage!
•Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat, won't respond to conventional bait. Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe.
•Some say he’s over 1200 year’ old.
•Some say he can read brail with his toes.
•Some say he rides a moped along the ocean floor, crushing crabs in his wake as he roars along at 30’.
•He dances on the waves and lures you with his hips and his lips. He’s one smart fish.
•Some say he is huge and blue.
•Some say he paints his pubic hairs yellow so he can read in the bed.
•Some say that if you look into his eyes you’ll forget yourself and wake up in Calais, in an hypermarché, covered in dung.
•Even the moon’s scared of Old Gregg.
•Some say he has a pair of lips on him, like a supermodel. No man can resist, and as you draw in for the kiss he sucks your soul out through your balls.
•Some say he read a pelican’s mind once and fainted.
•Some say he used to drum for the Kaiser Chiefs…others say he didn’t…in fact, everyone says he didn’t…except me.
•Some say he farts so loud people in Africa say ‘HAAA!’
•Whatever he is, he’s one bad mother, and he’s out there on Black Lake.