Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little... emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

'Wanna see a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil dissapear...*slam* Taa Daa!!

You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a Game.The Rules Are Simple

'Space corps Directive 34124......... No Officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in Zero Gravity!'

I would have loved to have had a gay dad, remember those times at school, where you would say 'Oh my dad would batter your dad, my dad'll batter your dad' listen my dad would shag your dad, and your dad'll enjoy it.

Let's put a smile on that face

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says 'Why so serious?' Comes at me with the knife,'Why so serious?' He sticks the blade in my mouth. 'Let’s put a smile on that face!' And..... Why so serious?

I'm just like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with it if I caught it!!

Fuck it, I'm gonna do it my way and the people that love me will understand why I'm doing it because they love me.

If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down.

What the fuck? He just rubbed his sick balls all over me!