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Adam Jermyn
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< kirsty kelly at her finest! ha
Bust'a move..
ye my bebo got badly hacked .....
Alan Cleary is now known as "Sweetie pie"
i take back the nicole richie is mingin comment because it didnt go down to well with someone ... crona ha
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Guy Rules
We always hear "the rules" From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, motorsport, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can to give them a bigger laugh
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BEER VS VAGINA
Beer versus Vagina!
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc
One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them,
an extra point for BEER
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Apologize (Quality Song)
I'm holding on your rope,
Got me ten feet off the ground
And I'm hearing what you say but I just can't make a sound
You tell me that you need me
Then you go and cut me down, but wait
You tell me that you're sorry
Didn't think I'd turn around, and say...
that it's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
I'd take another chance, take a fall
Take a shot for you
And I need you like a heart needs a beat
But it's nothing new - yeah
I loved you with the fire red-
Now it's turning blue, and you say...
"Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you
But I'm afraid...
It's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late whoaa ohhh...
It's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, yeah-
I said it's too late to apologize, yeah-
I'm holding on your rope, got me ten feet... off the ground...2 Comments 290 weeks
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Halloween Breakout7/9/10Hi Adam Jermyn Junior Night Breakout is also on facebook. Please search John Juniornight and add us as a friend to get all the latest information for Junior Night Breakout 2010. You can also become a fan of our page - just search for Junior Night Breakout 2010 on facebook. All the latest information including ticket sales, venues etc will be posted on the facebook page aswell as the bebo page. For those of you who are now older and want to know the information on the best leaving cert results night parties with the best promotions please search for our page - Leaving Cert Results Night 2010 and like/add us a friend. See ya'all soon, Breakout
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Halloween Breakout10/16/09YO Adam Jermyn FOLLOWING ON FROM THE MASSIVE SELL-OUT SUCCESS OF JUNIOR NIGHT BREAKOUT RETURNS TO BONDI BEACH OVER THE HALLOWEEN MID-TERM! NEXT BREAKOUT IS ON TUESDAY OCTOBER 27TH AT BONDI BEACH CLUB, ORMOND QUAY! NEXT BREAKOUT @ BONDI BEACH IS A SPECIAL FANCY DRESS HALLOWEEN EVENT. THERE WILL BE CONCERT TICKET PRIZES AND GIVEAWAYS 4 BEST/WORST DRESSED.FANCY DRESS IS NOT COMPULSORY BUT DESIRED! DOORS OPEN 8PM TILL 11.30PM. BREAKOUT RESIDENT DJ AND UNDISPUTED KING OF UNDER 18's DJ's DAVE C WILL BE ON THE DECKS SPINNING THE HOTTEST TUNES AND ON THE MIKE GETTING THE TEENAGERS OF DUBLIN WHIPPED INTO A FRENZY ON THAT MASSIVE DANCEFLOOR! BREAKOUT @ BONDI BEACH IS DUBLINS BIGGEST UNDER 18's EVENT.DONT MISS OUR HALLOWEEN UNDER 18'S EVENT!PRIZES 4 BEST+WORST DRESSED!BREAKOUT HOTLINE 0862620093 TKTS ONSALE NOW IN CITY DISCS MUSIC SHOP TEMPLE BAR FROM MONDAY TO SATURDAY FROM 10AM TO 5PM IF YOU NO LONGER WANT TO RECEIVE COMMENTS FROM US PLEASE REMOVE US AS A FRIEND
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Cantwell7/27/09hey adam,hvnt tlkd 2 u in ages. hwve u been?watcha do 4 d summer? wb
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David Garry7/12/09id say so!!! well im off ttyl
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David Garry7/12/09id say de thing is fallin off u!!! de oder 12 jus watch ye???
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David Garry7/12/09i bet u will,sub anyway!!!! hold on a second she went to lanz with u????
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David Garry7/12/09fair enough did crona go away at all r wat??? u get any word on de minor b final?
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David Garry7/12/09deffo nuttin like a bitta helan lettin loose yanno!!!!!hahaha cleary havin any look with lonely?
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David Garry7/12/09ohhh well ull miss lorcans,tell al to have it on de 27th dat way de 2 of us will be der!!!!gettin seshed!!!! ull be back fro sarahs anyway nd as for clearys my plan for dat nite is get helan pissed nd up on de table wearin nuttin but dat sexy black bra!!!
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David Garry
ehhh lorcans is like a day r 2 after als nd i dunno if cleary is doin anythin den sarah mite be doin sumthin at de end of summer....wen u back from portugal?
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David Garry7/12/0926th wats de story with all de parties den r u missen dem r am i????
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David Garry7/12/09federer can suck on nadals left one,dats all hes good for!!!! when u goin on holidays?
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David Garry7/6/09federers a cunt!!!! wats de crack anyway???
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Kim6/18/09aids
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Kate6/15/09stop calling me that!!!
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Halloween Breakout6/11/09Adam Jermyn FINISHED EXAMS? We've got the biggest and best post-L.C parties lined up if you are! (OVER 18's I.D essential). MONDAY 15TH - BONDI MONDAY! - The Biggest night in Dublin! DRINKS €2 all night long! TUESDAY 16TH - PURTY KITCHEN - CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA - Free bubbly for the first 200! DRINKS €2 ALL NIGHT LONG! WEDNESDAY 17TH - THE LEAVING CERT BLOWOUT - The biggest LC party in Dublin, the summer starts here - ALL DRINKS €2! THURSDAY 18TH - PURTY KITCHEN - THAI FULL MOON PARTY! Thai Buckets, UV Canons, 1000's of neon glowsticks! DRINKS €2 ALL NIGHT LONG! The Summer Sessions start here! GOVT. ROAR I.D req'd For concessions, guestlist - email purtyovertime@gmail.com









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Simon Simon.Simon 0 RepliesThis one time at my computer i got really bored so i started drawin and den i was like do u know wat?I enjoy drawin so i gave ou to my brother(no reason)and ende up wi a dead arm and dats wat i went through to draw dis piece of art
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