Sean conaty: Opens his own asian restauraunt on trimgate street....
employs his sister karen n uncle JR as the two head chefs(jr was huge in the U.S)
employs other uncle dice as doorman and ken as hr manager. turns totally yellow at the age of 29.

Emmett fennessy: drops out of college in his 7th year takes up hair cutting duties with his mother patty....his responsibilies range frm sweeping up old womens hair to cleaning mirrors. retires at the age of 30 due 2 back problem(ears too heavy)

Daryl claire: foreman. takes up this position after hard years in college and also working his father on the sites. checks into therapy at the age of 29 due too heavy vodka drinking disorder.
lungs eventually collapse at the age of 30 and daryl is foced to watch his beloved wolfe tones from the sidelines.

Emmet Murtagh: Openes up his open business "E.murtagh penguins"....becomes entrepreneur of the year in ireland at the age of 25 and breaks many many different records for selling the most bars in one year.

Jason Mcdonagh: sentenced to life in jail

Keith Walsh: completes his lifeguard exam in aura leisurelink navan but opts to clean instead. when asked why? walsh jus nods his head n walks........ rumour has it, "he jus doesnt giv a fuk about life"

Chris Togher: Still acting very weird. moves to oz with lu lu and brother jonathon. Gets recognised for his schemeing abilities. opens up his own tanning shop with louise in melbourne.

Darren king: self made millionaire working as a painter. has 10 cars 4 houses and 7 pet tigers living in his californian mansion. married to 3 women all tall blonde and beautiful....well this is all according to him ofcourse...he hasnt bein seen in 10 years!!!

Joseph byrne: marries his cousin at the age of 23 . takes over as dj in liquid frm brother andy. highly respected in navan. also drives a ford focus.

Ian rennicks: does theory test with wife melanie.does driving license test with wife melanie.gets insured in melanies car.gets a new house with his wife melanie. works in navan cinema with wife melanie and her father. plays badmanton doubles wit wife melanie. retires frm wrk with wife melanie at the age of 30 so they can spend more time with their 2 daughters melanie 1 and melanie 2.
ps.did i mention that he marries a girl called melanie?

Conor tobin: head sheep killer in mullaghboy industrial estate, retires at the age of 21 due to LAZYfrownITIS! sits at home and watches telly/bebo all day.makes occasional appearance at weekends. frown eventually kills him at the age of 30 and wrinkles are put up for auction!


Stewart garry: working with father jim. leaves wrk and navan aged 26 to be reunited with former love emma in dublin. arrives back 2navan aged 27 and lives with his parents n emma in dean cogan. highly respected in dean cogan. becomes a total alcoholic at the age of 27 with friends dac and faulkner and girlfriend emma leaves him due 2 him bein a "mess" and a paranoid P.

Hey Hey neighbourino add a Simpsons quote and feel free to chuckle at the others!! "You know they have the internet on computers now!!"

1. "homer" Operator...give me the number for 911!

2. burns"Release the hounds!

3. i cant see thru metal kent!!!

4. What kind of pet shop is full of jazz music, dandys and partying maniacs at 3am? .......The best damn pet shop in town!

5. Marge, I love you, and I can tell from your basic level of courtesy that you love me too!

6. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

7. Here's to alcohol, the cause of... and solution to... all life's problems...

8. Here comes the friendship boat! Dang, lost a fingernail..well thats the problem with being anorexic!

9. Arghhh that racoon stole my lamb chop!

10. I bent my wookie.

11. Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."

12. *Steven Tyler adressing the crowd at Moe's*
"Hellllloooooo Saint Loouuuuuiiiiisssss!!!!!"

13. If he's so smart how come he's dead?

14. Hi, i'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such self-help videos as "smoke yourself thin" and "get confident, stupid!"

15. "I cannae do it captain. I cannae reach th' controls!!"
(Scottie in Star Trek XII - So very very tired) ????

16. I am the Lizard Queen!!

17. Stupid like a fox!..

18. Doh!

19. simpson homer simpson he's the greatest man history from the town of springfield he's about to hit a chestnut tree argh!!!

20. philip slttery.... LE GRILL??????? WHAT the HELL is a LE GRILL

21. Duff Man never dies, only the actors who play him...

22. Thats not a knife....this is a knife, thats a spoon, awww i see you've played knifey spoony before!

23. "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins". "Homer Simpson, smiling politely"

24. Lisa: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!

25. I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman!

26. Grandpa Simpson: i'm dead, i've never felt so alive, and i've got my 16 year old body back, woohoo

27. Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

28. Howdie neighbour, im ned flanders but my friends call me ned!
Homer: Hi Flanders

29. you have 24 hours to give us your money. and to show you we're serious you have12 hours.

30. "I was saying BOO-urns!"

31. Homer: "I have to out to the garage".
Moe: "ooh a garaage, o laa dee daa! Who's the frenchman!"
Homer: "Well what do you call it?"
Moe: "A car hole!".


32. homer: "I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powered gravy I found in the parking lot."

33. homer: My dad's a disgrace just like Bart's dad... me.

34. Homer: Check out the new dog kennel, Lisa.
Lisa: But where does the dog go into the kennel?
Homer: Well he just walks right through the...aw you son of a...!

35. Marge: Homer there's a man here who can help you
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No Homer, He's a scientist
Homer: Batman's a scientist

36. "Ice to see you"
(McBain after bursting out of really skinny ice sculpture)

37. Bart: Take him away, boys.
Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What'd you say, chief?
Wiggum: Do what the kid said.

38. Dr.Nick: Well if it isn't my old friend Mr.McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

39. Homer: Hey jerkface! u have the face of a jerk!

40. Homer: Urge to kill RISING... falling... RISING...

41. Homer wen Marge wants to talk to him: Can't talk, eating, sex later...

42. Comic book guy: Worst. Episode. Ever.

43. Ralph Wiggum: Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers

44. My cats breath smells like cat food.

45. Phone Rings, Homer answers: Hello... You'll

yo mama's so fat that after sex, you roll over twice and your still on the bitch!!!

yo mama's so fat that the last time she seen 90210 was on the weighing scales!!

yo mama's so fat that last time she stood on the weighing scales it said- one at a time please!!

yo mama's so fat that for sex u gotta slap her thigh and ride in on the waves!!


Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama's so fat, the bitch jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.