Alan Crosby

FINKIN OF THAT 1 SPECIAL GRL U KNOW WHO U R

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Alan Crosby
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  • from ASHFORD (AKA TRASHFORD) TN24 DA ENDZ BLUD
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  • Member since: February 2006
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ASHFORD BORN AN BRED REPPIN TN24 BLUD, WHAABLOW MARIO AN JOKEZ BUN DA HYDRO, SAFE FAM
Me, Myself, and I
DUNNO WOT THE FUK TO SAY BUT IF U WANNA CHAT TO ME ADD ME ON ALANR34@MSN.COM


..тнєу ¢αℓℓ hιм..
[[ MARIO 2K8 ]]

..¢αмє ιηтυυ тнα ωυяℓ∂..
[[ NOVEMBER 8TH ]]

..ℓυкѕ тняυ..
[[ BROWN EYES ]]

..ѕтяαιтєηѕ..
[[ SHORT BROWN HAIR ]]

..ѕтαη∂ѕ αт..
[[ 6.1 ]]

..ℓєαяηѕ тнα ωαу σƒ ℓуƒ αт..
[[ ON DA STREETS ]]

..ѕмєllιη ℓук..
[[ BLUE JEANS ]]

..тυυ ¢αρтυяє his нєαят..
[[ GOOD LOOKS AN PERSONALITY ]]

..ℓυкιιη 4..
[[ THAT 1 SPECIAL GRL U KNOW WHO U R ]]

..hIz ѕтαтυѕ..
[[ TAKEN ]]

..ѕнαяєѕ ѕє¢яєтѕ ωιƒ ..
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..gєтѕ вттαƒℓιєѕ..
[[ WEN HE FINKS BOUT THAT 1 SPECIAL GRL ]]
KIRSTY X

..gιggℓєѕ..
[[ EMOS ]]

..нαтιη..
[[ FUKIN DIRTY SWEATY SKETTY GRLS
AND H8RZZZZZ ]]


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where do i start lol jokes, me and kel r very close and we always help eachother out, we annoy eachother but we love eachother lol. love ya sis x x x x
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UR MUM AND SPIDERS THE FUKIN HAIRY CREEPY FUKERS LOL
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DIS IS 4 DA H8RZZZZ
IF U DNT FUKIN LIKE ME DNT FUKIN CHAT TO ME, IF U WANT TO FITE ME, FITE ME ON UR OWN NOT WITH UR LITTLE BOIZ YH. IF U CNT FITE ON UR OWN THEN UR A PUSSY. L8RZZZ U DIRTY H8RZZZZZZZZ
MY BRO MARC
HES THE FUNNIEST AN BEST BRO IN THE WHOLE WORLD HE ALWAYS LOOKS AFTER ME AN I LOOK AFTER HIM LOVE YA BRO XXXX
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I LOVE MY MUM TO BITS SHE HAS DONE ALOT FOR ME IN MY LIFE, AN I COULDNT ASK FOR A BETTER MUM LOVE YA MUM

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    • DO THIS PLZ

      1.go out with me?
      2.give me your number?
      3.kiss me?
      4.let me kiss you?
      5.watch a movie with me?
      6.take a shower with me?
      7.be my gf?
      8.have a fling with me?
      9.Would you let me sleep in your bed?
      10.give me a piggyback ride?
      11.have a relationship with me?
      12.Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
      13.Lick my cheek?
      14.Dance with me?
      15.Stick up for me if i was being put down?
      16.Play strip poker with me?
      17.Say yes if i asked you out?
      18.Would u say i am sexy?
      19.have you ever had a crush on me?
      20.what do you think of me?
      21.have you ever lied to me?
      22.whats your fav thing about me?
      23.do u fink im fit?

      2 Comments 326 days

    • 100 FING BOWT MARIO 2K8

      1. full name:_ALAN MARC CROSBY
      2. Nicknames: __ MARIO 2K8
      3. Why? ___DUNNO LOL
      4. Place of Birth: _WILLIAM HARVEY
      5. Zodiac Sign: ___SCORPIO
      6. Male or female: __MALE
      7. Grade: ____ AINT GOT A SCOOBY CUZ
      8. School: LOADS LOL
      9. Occupation: ___FUK ALL AT THE MO
      10. Residence: __ASHFORD
      11. MSN Screen: ___ALANR34@MSN.COM

      ________X Your Apperence X__________

      12. Hair Colour: __BROWN
      13. Hair Length: __SHORT
      14. Eye colour: __BROWN
      15. Weight: ___BOUT 12 STONE
      16. Height: ___6FT 1
      17. Braces? ___NO
      18. Glasses? __NO
      19. Piercings: ___NONE
      20. Tattoos: ___YH A.C ON MY RIGHT ARM
      21. Righty or Lefty: x___RIGHTY

      ______X Your Firsts X________

      22. First best friend: ___DUNNO TO LONG AGO TO REMEMBER LOL
      23. First Award: ___AINT GOT A SCOOBY
      24. First Sport You Joined: ___FOOTBALL BUT I HATE IT NOW
      25. First pet: ___CAT
      26. First Real Vacation: __AINT BEEN ON 1
      27. First Concert: __AINT BEEN TO 1
      28. First Love: __

      ___ Favourites___

      29. Movie: ___ BLOW SIK FILM
      30. TV programme: __TOP GEAR
      31. Colour: ___BABY BLUE
      32. Singer: ___ SKEPTA ITS A BAD MAN TING
      33. Band: __ ROLL DEEP
      34. Song Right Now: __STAMPERS
      35. Friends: __ LOADZZZZ
      36. Sweet: __ TOBLERONE
      37. Sport to Play: __SNOOKER
      38. Restaurant: __MC DS
      39. Favourite Brand: ___ECKO
      40. Store: __LOADZZZ
      41. School Subject: ___MATHS
      42. Animal: __OWLS, OTTERS, TIGERS
      43. Book: ___MONSTERS OF DEATH ROW SIK BOOK DNT READ IT.
      44. Magazine: __MAXPOWER
      45. trainers: __NIKE

      ______X Currently X________

      46. Feeling: x___ALL OVER THE PLACE LOL
      47. Single or Taken? __SINGLE
      48. Have a crush: __ MARIAH CAREY
      49. Eating: ___BARE STUFF
      50. Drinking: ___FAMOUS GROUSE
      51. Typing: __ON ERE
      52. Online? __YH FAM
      53. Listening To: ___SKEPTA
      54. Thinking About: ____FUK ALL
      55. Wanting To Get: ___A NEW PAIR OF CREPS
      56. Watching: __THE LAPTOP
      57. Wearing: __MY ECKO SUIT

      ______X Future X_________

      58. Want Kids? ___YH
      59. Want to be married? ____YH
      60. Careers in Mind: __ RAILWAY
      61. Where do you want to live: __DUNNO
      62. Car: EVO,RX7,SCOOBY,SKYLINE,SUPRA.
      _____X Oposite Sex X____

      63. Hair colour: __BLONDE OR BRUNETTE FUK PINK HAIR LOL
      64. Hair length: __LONG
      65. Eye colour: ___ BLUE
      66. Measurments: ___DNT MIND
      67. Cute or Sexy: ___BOTH
      68. Lips or Eyes: __EYES
      69. Hugs or Kiss: ___BOTH
      70. Short or Tall: ___EITHER
      71. Easygoing or serious: __BOTH
      72. Romantic or Spontaneous: __BOTH
      73. Fatty or Skinny: ___NICE SHAPE
      74. Sensitive or Loud: __BOTH
      75. Hook-up or Relationship: ___RELATIONSHIP
      76. Sweet or Caring: ___BOTH
      77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: CAN BE BOTH

      ___X Have You Ever X______

      78. Kissed a Stranger: ___NOPE AN NOT GOIN TO EITHER LOL
      79. Had Alcohol: ___YH
      80. Smoked: __YH AN STILL DO
      81. Ran Away From home: ___YH LOADS OF TIMES
      82: Broke a bone: ___NAH
      83. Got an X-ray: ____YH
      84. Been with someone: __YH
      85. Broken Someone’s Heart: ___YH AN THEY DESERVE IT ASWELL
      86. Broke Up With Someone: ___YH
      87. Cried When Someone Died: ___YH
      88. Cried At School: __DUNNO

      ___X Do You Believe In X___

      89. God: __NOPE
      90. Miracles: __YH
      91. Love At First sight:__DUNNO
      92. Ghosts: __YH
      93. Aliens: __NAH
      94. Soul Mates: ___YES
      95. Heaven: __THAT A LOAD OF SHIT
      96. Hell: __THATS A LOAD OF SHIT
      97. Angels: ___DEF NOT
      98. Kissing on The First Date: __MAYBE
      99. Horoscopes: __DUNNO

      ___X Answer Truthley X_____

      100:Wanted Sum1 But Cant Have Them?: YH

      0 Comments 632 days

    • do dis plz

      ure name?.......
      would you ever go out with me?.......
      give me your number?.....
      kiss me?......
      let me kiss you?........
      watch a movie with me.....
      be my gf?.......
      have a fling with me?.....
      let me buy you a drink?.......
      Would you let me sleep in your bed?....
      would you let me fuck u?.......
      re-post this for me to answer your questions?....
      have a relationship with me?.......
      Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?.....
      Dance with me?.......
      Spank that arse?......
      Say yes if i asked you out?.......
      Get pissed with me?.......
      Hang out with me?........
      Bring me around your friends?......
      D0 Y0U......
      think im cute?.....
      think im hot?.......
      want to kiss me?....
      want to cuddle with me?.....
      want to link up with me?.....

      2 Comments 656 days

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    Name :   ALAN
    Nick Name :   MARIO
    Birthdate :   08/11/87
    Birthplace:   ASHTOWN
    Current Location:   ASHTOWN
    Eye Color:   BROWN
    Hair Color:   BROWN
    Height:   6FT1
    Weight:   BOUT 12 STONE
    Piercings:   NONE
    Tatoos:   ARM
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   NONE IM SINGLE
    Vehicle:   I WISH
    Overused Phrase:   SHIT HAPPENS
    FAVORITES
    Food:   CHINESE
    Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   LOADZZZZZ
    Candy:   DNT MIND
    Number:   8
    Color:   BBY BLUE
    Animal:   TIGER
    Drink:   FAMOUS GROUSE
    Body Part on Opposite sex:   I LIKE IT ALL LOL
    Perfume:   CK1
    TV Show:   MOCK THE WEEK
    Music Album:   WILEY
    Movie:   TOKYO DRIFT SIK FILM
    Actor/Actress:   DANNY DYER
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:   COKE
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:   BURGER KING
    Chocolate or Vanilla   CHOCOLATE
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   COFFEE
    Kiss or Hug:   BOTH
    Dog or Cat:   DOG
    Rap or Punk:   RAP
    Summer or Winter:   SUMMER
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   SCARY MOVIES
    Love or Money:   LOVE
    YOUR...
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    Most Missed Memory:   MY DAD
    Best phyiscal feature:   MY BODY
    First Thought Waking Up:   NEED A BIG GREEN SPLIFF
    Ambition:   to work on the railway
    Best Friends:   STEVIE, GINGE ,JAY
    Weakness:   DUNNO
    Fears:   AINT FUKIN SCARED OF ANYFIN
    Longest relationship:   5 YEARS
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    Cheated Your Partner:   NAH
    Ever been beaten up:   YH LOADS
    Ever beaten someone up:   YH LOADS HAD SUM FUKIN SIK FIGHTS LOL
    Ever Shoplifted:   YH YEARS AGO
    Ever Skinny Dipped:   NAH
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   WELL YH
    Been Dumped Lately:   NAH DO B SERIOUS
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    Favorite Eye Color:   BLUE
    Favorite Hair Color:   BLONDE OR BRUNETTE
    Short or Long:   LONG
    Height:   DNT MIND
    Style:   NOT EMO OR NUFFIN LIKE THAT
    Looks or Personality:   PERSONALITY, LOOKS IS A BONUS
    Hot or Cute   BOTH
    Muscular or Really Skinny:   FIT BODY
    RANDOMS
    What country do you want to Visit:   LOADS
    How do you want to Die:   I WANNA GET SHOT
    Been to the Mall Lately:   YH
    Get along with your Parents:   YH MY MUM, MY DADS DEAD
    Health Freak:   YH KINDA
    Do you think your Attractive:   YH I DO
    Believe in Yourself:   SUMTIMES
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    Do you Drink:   YH
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    Do you Sing:   SPIT ON DA MIC YH, NOT SING
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    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   LOST THAT A LONG TIME AGO
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    • Godz
      Godz

      now wen did u decide to get brave. ur a silly kid to me, i ave bigger shits than u. i will meet u wen ur next in folkestone?? u got probation down ere int ya?? stop fukin givin it enless u actually gonna cum down ere yer. i up for it, so wen ya next in folkestone. txt me yea. i ave different number aswell. let me kno if u want it n i will mail it to ya. big fat nonsey wasteman ;-]

      21 weeks ago
    • luv X Kirsty X Crazy Titchxoxo

      love you i done a special picture for us too baby xxxxxx

      23 weeks ago
    • Kayee
      luv Kayee

      hey babe
      yeah i will meet you if you want
      i have nothing planned so if you pic a day and the time i will meet you okay babe
      w/b
      xxxxxx

      25 weeks ago
    • Majesticz
      Majesticz

      Na aint got any digits yet!!!

      27 weeks ago
    • Majesticz
      Majesticz

      Holla at me if you need help, im off this weekend? We need to have a link up and get lean na meeeeeeeeeen!

      27 weeks ago
    • Kayee
      Kayee

      hey babe
      sorry i aint spoken to in ages
      erm... do you wanna meet up some time??
      if your not bussy lol
      how have you been??
      w/b
      love you xxx

      30 weeks ago