During our P.E lesson we wrote letters to Santa and he sent us notes back
These are the letters :

Christmas List

- A pony
- A glass eye in green
- A ruler
- A cream egg
- A orange lampshade
- Venetian blinds in peach
- A orange and white striped tiger
- Lemon chicken
- The planet Uranus, so you can say to people I own Uranus
- Jake Gyllenhaal - for Steph
- The guy who played Noah in 'The Notebook' - for Jess
- Johnny Depp - for Sophie
- Milo something-or-other from Heroes - for Rose and Steph
- Heath Ledger alive again - for Sophie
- A pair of DJ decks - for Becky
- A new mother - for Ashleigh
- A new iPod because hers is slowly dying - for Steph
- A SLR camera - for Rose and Sophie
- A clown outfit - for Jess
- David Tennant, he's okay for and older guy - for Steph
- Daniel Craig, he's okay for an older guy too - for the person who said him (i think it was Sophie)
- Noel Fielding and a little bit of Julian Barratt - for Sophie
- Jude Law - for Rose
- Tony from Skins - For most of us
- Chris from Skins, Joe Dempsey in general - for Sophie
- The fittest guy from the film 'Jumper' - for Ashleigh
- Homer Simpson - for Ashleigh (she said it would be funny)

The Letter Back :
Not getting any of it

Our Next Letter to Santa :
You will give us what we want Santa, because we know things about you!!!!

The Reply From Santa :
What do you know?

Our Letter :
EVERYTHING !!

Santa :
Like what ?!

Us :
Like things involving small children !!

Santa :
Blackmail is not going to work

Us :
Your days are numbered old man! We know where you live

Santa :
I know where you live

Us :
That's because you're a pedophile and watch small children! Also, your mum's so fat that she has more chins than a chinese phone directory!!

Santa :
So has your mum

Us :
Yeah well........you touch little kids as they sleep


I think we freaked out Santa and should be getting what we wanted for christmas exactly