Jord

lmao good point "U cook, U clean and u have a full time job and ur a good laugh... how are u still single?" cheers mate :D

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Jord
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  • Garçon, 19, Câlins 82
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  • Membre depuis: febrero 2007
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À propos de moi

À propos de moi
Hey im Jord. Im 18. Live in coste del Blacon. Got some FuCkIn awsome m8s. My interests are Football, Rugby, Golf. Basically anyfin 2 do with sport. I like any type of music and would do anyfin 4 a laugh.

I'm self employed atm n lovin it tbf xD

wanna know anythin else add me on msn.... JordW_17_06_90@hotmail.co.uk
Music
Not fussed anyfin with a decent beat 2 it.
Films
Anyfin with cool shit in it. MOSTLY JACKASS 1 AND 2!!!!!!!!! THOSE GUYS KICK ASS!!!!
Favourite Sports
Footy, golf, cycling and anyfin else that keeps me from gettin fat!
Scared Of
Na i have always been scared of getting lost in fog. Daft but when u get lost in a foggy field when ur only 6 yrs old puts u off for life man!! :S
Happiest When
Havin a laugh in work with all the crewage!!
My MSN addy
JordW_17_06_90@hotmail.co.uk add me!!

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    • lmao shit peter kay should say!!!

      1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

      2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

      3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

      4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

      5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
      tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

      6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

      7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

      8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

      9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

      10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

      11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

      12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

      13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don'tinsert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser!

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    • SEX!!!!

      How sex starts

      ...a smile leads to a laugh

      ...a laugh leads to a high 5

      ...a high 5 leads to a hug

      ...a hug leads to a kiss

      ...a kiss leads 2 makeout

      ...a makeout leads 2 finger

      ...a finger leads to a hand

      ...a hand leads to a lick

      ...a lick leads to a suck

      ...a suck leads 2 a fuck.

      ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

      ...u add the bed

      ..subtract the clothes

      ...divide the legs

      ...leave your solution

      ...and pray you dont multiply

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    • Phoebe Kehler
      Phoebe Kehler

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      Il y a 9 semaines
    • PAul W

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      Il y a 11 semaines
    • Strong Againn
      Strong Againn

      Jorddddd
      well done big brooo !!
      you can take me for a spin now :D
      xxx

      Il y a 30 semaines
    • NatalieLauren
      NatalieLauren

      JordJordJord

      :D

      Sayyy cheeeseeeee an smileee dude (:

      Il y a 30 semaines
    • TinkerBell
      TinkerBell

      ohh wer all good thanx!! hows all u guys doing? wer missing all ur funky dancing exo behind the bar :P x x x

      Il y a 37 semaines
    • Strong Againn
      luv Strong Againn


      love as promised :) :P x

      Il y a 39 semaines
    • Nieve Lavery
      Nieve Lavery

      Ha not like u lol

      Im workin friday nite but out saturday got my pals 21st! Dont think il drink much tho! Keep it quiet ye nahh?! :D

      x x x

      Il y a 39 semaines
    • Nieve Lavery
      luv Nieve Lavery

      Haha ano they were funny tho:L :L

      Yeah thats rite cos u never dance behind the bar haha! Aww thats not so bad then not too far away from home!

      much planned for the wkend??

      x x x

      Il y a 39 semaines
    • Nieve Lavery
      Nieve Lavery

      Hey:D

      Aww i started at 11 on friday!! Yeah we were showin the irish ppl up the stairs, so funny:D :D

      lol oh u should have just popped out! So where use workin next??

      x x x

      Il y a 39 semaines
    • Strong Againn
      Strong Againn



      you're actch not funny :P i got no love :(

      Il y a 39 semaines
    • Strong Againn
      Strong Againn


      Slagg!! :L you willlyfart! and i dnt smell :P

      Il y a 40 semaines
    • Leisha
      luv Leisha

      No .. it is in YO face :)

      Il y a 43 semaines
    • Leisha
      Leisha

      HA !

      Il y a 43 semaines
    • Strong Againn
      luv Strong Againn




      Alreet kiddd
      howa youu ?
      wuu2?
      wb soonage
      have some love x

      Il y a 45 semaines
    • Leisha
      luv Leisha

      Go


      Fish


      :)


      x x x

      Il y a 47 semaines
    • Becky Rulee
      luv Becky Rulee

      T... T... T...
      TIMMMMMMMMMY

      haha cheers for an ace weekend dude:D
      had an ace time..
      but if you are actualy sat there eatin my fish food ice cram im gonna beat you so bad!! lol

      I ATE A RED CANDLE
      haha i btter not start this comment wud go on foreve rif i started the hole anchorman joke thing.. lol

      i like your new hoody btw.
      sum LEGEND must hav chose it ;)

      ryt i just blew on you.. im sorry it had to be done.. i went there!!
      haha
      i FUCKIN love you dude..:)
      see you sooon..


      * my name is steven hawking.. and i am fit*
      haha:D

      Il y a 62 semaines
    • Becky Rulee
      Becky Rulee

      well i dunno if i actually wan to come
      but andy and emma forced me into saying yes.. so i have no choice:D
      nahh i wana cum il jst be a billy.. but oh well.. jst get drunk
      problem solved..

      gont go taking advantage of me..
      i no what your like.. your the type of lad that forces other lads to go into platinum lounge..
      tut tut.. bow your head in shame.
      haha

      yeh for jord jnr and cinderella..:D
      they wint get bullied at all.. haha
      least theyll be clever and hot :D
      like their parents ;)

      and you are gay!!
      dont lie
      you and andy are overs.. every knows about it.. GODDDD

      haha much loveagee
      xxxxx

      Il y a 65 semaines
    • Becky Rulee
      Becky Rulee

      there you goo.. haha the 3 loves i promised..
      along with a lovely message
      that shows my true affection for you:D
      hahaa

      i think im coming on sat now.. so no pooing on the shoe will be neccesary thank you very much..

      and i shall save my converstaions too..
      as i blatantly sed i was goin for a wee..
      never did i specify that i therefore wanted to pee on you
      haha:D

      you just like to twist my words..

      and yes you may hav gained a couple of IQ points

      but you shal never be cleverer than me..
      i shall always be the book smart one.
      loserr:D

      talk to you later
      cookiemonster:D
      much love x x x x

      Il y a 65 semaines
    • Becky Rulee
      luv Becky Rulee

      Jord...

      Il y a 65 semaines