Motto

Putting the "G" In McG grade celebrity since 1983...

Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja

You can call me Holz, Holla, Scrolz, Soli, Holly, Wog, McGoo or newly DJ McG.
My New years resolution is coming to life as I have graduated from my studys in Commercial Broadcasting @ NZ Radio Training School!!! I just Moved to the Mighty South - ole Blenheimer as Mediaworks Newest Production Engineer, Creative Writer & Weekend Announcer - I am now 99% complete. But miss my Family and Friends, so come over and visit ya hear!!!

All this growing up makes ya think..

Studied performing arts, majored in music. So that's pretty much my life. I'd like to think I am working on being funny but I need your judgment!!

Just remember - Words from the wise.

1) Don't buy Drugs! (Become a pop-star and they'll give them to you for free!)

2) Why waste time taking long walks on the beach when you can spend twice the amount of time trying to find your way home in a drunken stumble!!
(If you are lucky you could get a drunk text too!!!)

3) Choose Life.

FLASH!!

EMBRACE THE PIES!!

Renewed Contract 2009

After serious & cautious consideration and due to inflation....your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2009!
It wasn't a hard decision to make because you are CHOICE!!.
So dont blow it & screw it up!!!

My Wish for You in 2009.....
~ May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.

~ May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of winning lotto tickets (coz then you could go halves & we would both be winners!!)

~ May love stick to your face like sh!t to a blanket & may laughter make "surprise sex" to your lips!

~ May your B.O. be banished as you will smell of success like smoking tyres and may happiness slap you across the face like a dancing salmon & may your tears be that of non emo moments.

~ May the problems you had in 2008 forget your cell phone number, home and email address!

In simple words ............ May 2009 be the best year of your life!!!
ROCK ON WITH YA BAD SELF!! ~ Much Luv Holz XX

Down with the 411 - Mushizzle (Music) and films

Firstly I am in a band - SMIDJIN!!!

VISIT OUR PAGE UNDER GROUPS OR GO TO www.myspace.com/smidjin"

(back to the story...) With a mate from performing arts school , Mike (the brains of the operation) picking up mean rifts on the ge-tar. Also joined by John on drums and Paul on bass they are all devoted to trying to make me a BOGAN - And I think its working (just dont tell anyone!) Stuff I can sing to - love John Mayer, Lauren Hill, Stevie Wonder, Basement Jaxx..... ANYTHING I CAN SING TO!!! or just chill to and what ever can suit my mood at that time. A great song puts chills up my spine. But always up for a rap challenge being "paid in full"....

AND FILMS...Sister Act - need I say more about singing?!?!?! Trainspotting - gotta love accents
Napoleon Dynamite, Sliding Doors, Empire Records, The Holiday, pulp fiction, Borat idiot - chick flicks and idiot stuff that reminds me of my youth and the shite i got up to

Life in General

Get out of bed at your own perril!.....
Waking up & going to work, then have a laugh with my mates, then go to the gym & cane myself, return home to chill. After five days of repetition I'd select the best of the best & get on the booze & have a laugh... whether that is out at the ole local or at home. Then during the weeks final hour I'd spend only an hour cleaning (if that) & then bitch coz I didnt get everything done... BUT I AM ALIVE TO BITCH ABOUT IT & THEREFORE LIFE IN GENERAL IS PRETTY BRILLIANT!!!

The "Ews" of life

Needles, Pain in general.... rank breath, sweaty armpits, people who wear way too much aftershave (ewww old spice) and the smell of farts. the need to vomit after smelling such smells and then that thought of my long gone pet goldfish swimming up the toilet bowl & biting my ass. But dumb questions are also scary... "what if you were a bucket?!" - Anon. I hate the ole personal space aka bubble of me being burst - it brings certain reflex out in me.... you dont want to know what that is.

AND I NEVER WANT TO LOSE MY VOICE!!!

Whats Happiness

If there was no Jude Law, No Scrubs, No Outrageous Fortune, no reason to say "Shit son" or "yo mamas sweet ass", no Malibu, no Hersheys Kisses, no actual kisses, No Ewan McGregor, No Sex and the city, No singstar, no John Mayor, no ballads to sing and cry to drunk to, no long stumbles home and no pies to eat on the way.... What would happiness be? Play hard or play bored..... but remember a game never played is not worth playing!

Believe In yourself
Justify Your Existence

When I grow up!

I think I want to be a ninja! That would be cool. AND... of course a rockstar!!!.... small steps tho, small steps. Would a Ninja Rockstar be going too far... I think combined it could be the start of something very exciting.. I've always liked the night time.

Home Away from Home

"Till November 2006 I thought the world was flat, Big Ben was in New York & Sherlock Holmes was real... I went to London for 3 weeks and found a piece of myself that I never knew I had. Dont mind the city streets of wellington but there is something about walkin down a road (any road coz they all look the same) & realising that these buildings were built heaps earlier than anything in NZ. You can trip into a pub, or cafe, look at your map book & not feel like an idiot until you start talking with your kiwi accent. Tho the more you drink the easier the brits accent is to pull off... monologue from intrepid explorer mcgs travel journal titled "I got stuck in the underground".... AND When you are drinking and trying to pull off a pirate accent... it sounds Irish!! Why is that?

Alicia Keys/Jordin Sparks/Fergie (Justin Timberlake) medley

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