Mr. Dane Kelly

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  • Maschio, 19, Cuoricini 1.380
  • Città: Wellington
  • Stato sentimentale: Single
  • Visite al profilo: 10.037
  • Ultimo accesso: 13 ore fa
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Messaggio personale
So it's not hard to fall When you float like a cannonball.
Tutto su di me
ᶠᶸᶜᵏᶤᶰ hello i'm Dane I like guitars and skating.
I'm quite bad at landing tricks though,
Born in Jo'burg South Afrikaa its a shithole,
watch District 9 you'll see what I mean.

Finally got my drivers lisence lmao
getting inked soon dunno when exactly,
have a problem with me?
I don't give a fuck seriously.


     19/NZ/Single.

I only give my email and numbers to people i've talked to for a while.

All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death,
life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.



Gamertag : CaptainShero
Music
Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, Paul Gilbert, The PixiesJason Becker, Kill Hannah, DAFT PUNK, Razed in Black, Lamb of God,
Marty Friedman, Placebo, The Killers, David Bowie, Misfits,
My Chemical Romance, Tupac, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Lords of Acid, 8 Foot Sativa, Prodigy,
Pendulum, Doctor Hook, Propagandhi, Ramones, Santana,
Black Sabbath, BB King, Led Zeppelin, Guns N' Roses, Eric Clapton, CSS, Apoptygma Bezerk, Ratatat, Pink Floyd, Eddie Van Halen,
Nobuo Uematsu, Queens of the Stone Age, Tool, A Perfect Circle, 30 Seconds to mars, Smashing Pumpkins, 3 Doors Down, Linkin Park, Nickelback, Iron Maiden, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jeff Buckley, System Of A Down, Scars On Broadway, Serj Tankian, Bon Jovi, Beethoven, Goo Goo Dolls, Bullet for My Valentine, Jose Gonzalez, John Mayer, Gotan Project, Rhombus, The Black Daliah Murder, Salmonella Dub, 48 May, The Police, The Clash, Velvet Revolver, AC/DC, Tenacious D, Queen, Muse, Gackt, The Qemists, Minuit, State of Mind, Alter Bridge, Hellogoodbye, Hurt, Bring Me The Horizon
youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/BlueFlamez69
Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/Danewildstorm or http://www.myspace.com/demonicinnocence =D
Hacked by Kat
**KAT WAS HERE 12/08/2009**

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  • Marcia.
    Marcia.

    not bad thanks,
    how're youu? x

    18 ore fa
  • Noodle
    luv Noodle

    Love.
    You're the best. :3

    x.

    1 giorno fa
  • Duckie
    Duckie

    you teach?

    1 giorno fa
  • Duckie
    Duckie

    hehe yaya?!
    what u doing today?

    1 giorno fa
  • JC
    JC

    ohniiiice1
    ashburton :O
    guh hahah

    1 giorno fa
  • 'Delicately Desirable Deborah 1 giorno fa via Cellulare
  • NikitaCharlene
    NikitaCharlene




    ooh x box lusssh (:
    not much mns, courswork:)
    fb and thats it tbh lol.

    xo.

    1 giorno fa
  • Kaytee Havoc.
    Kaytee Havoc.

    ahaha. yeah i'm deff gonna go sleep.
    nighhhtt! xo

    1 giorno fa
  • Kaytee Havoc.
    Kaytee Havoc.

    i used to watch it all the time aha.
    nice c: i'm thinking about going to bed but it's wayy to cold aha.

    2 giorni fa
  • Kaytee Havoc.
    Kaytee Havoc.

    aha i was like "wtf!"
    ahah, awesome.
    i'm watching distraction atm, it's sooo funny c:

    2 giorni fa
  • Playin Wiv Fire X
    luv Playin Wiv Fire X

    still got a nice pic

    2 giorni fa via Cellulare
  • Kaytee Havoc.
    Kaytee Havoc.

    ahaha :L
    just chilling, my nose fully starting bleeding before thou.
    i was like :O
    wbu?

    2 giorni fa
  • Saint Mikyla
    Saint Mikyla

    Hahaha i nu right..!

    2 giorni fa
  • Tokine S.
    luv Tokine S.

    lol..she told me..
    and its okay u dont need to pay ur owe
    haha..

    2 giorni fa
  • Noodle
    Noodle

    Na you don't dear. (:

    x.

    2 giorni fa
  • Saint Mikyla
    Saint Mikyla

    Frick yes we should hang,
    not sher when!

    2 giorni fa
  • Kaytee Havoc.
    Kaytee Havoc.

    that makes alot of sence c:

    2 giorni fa
  • Kayla
    Kayla

    yeah, its been alright weather up here though. im alright.

    2 giorni fa
  • Kayla
    Kayla

    yes indeed. how has your day been anyways?

    2 giorni fa
  • Noodle
    luv Noodle

    Have another...well my last. :P

    x.

    2 giorni fa

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  • RAMONES - POISON HEART

    No one ever thought this one would survive
    Helpless child, gonna walk a drum beat behind
    Lock you in a dream, never let you go
    Never let you laugh or smile, not you.

    Well, I just want to walk right out of this world,
    'Cause everybody has a poison heart
    I just want to walk right out of this world,
    'Cause everybody has a poison heart.

    Making friends with a homeless torn up man
    He just kind of smiles, it really shakes me up.
    There's danger on every corner but I'm okay
    Walking down the street trying to forget yesterday.

    Well, I just want to walk right out of this world,
    'Cause everybody has a poison heart.
    I just want to walk right out of this world,
    'Cause everybody has a poison heart,
    a poison heart, a poison heart, a poison heart ... yeah!

    You know that life really takes its toll
    And a poet's gut reaction is to search his very soul
    So much damn confusion before my eyes,
    But nothing seems to phase me and this one still survives.

    I just want to walk right out of this world,
    'Cause everybody has a poison heart.
    I just want to walk right out of this world,
    'Cause everybody has a poison heart,
    Well, I just want to walk right out of this world,
    'Cause everybody has a poison heart.
    a poison heart, a poison heart, a poison heart.
    a poison heart, a poison heart, a poison heart.

    0 commenti 2 giorni

  • lol

    Level 1

    (x) I had an asthma attack
    (x) Smoked A Cigarette
    (x) Smoked A Cigar
    (x) Smoked Weed
    () Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
    (x) Drank Alcohol
    (x) Been In Love
    ( ) Been Fired
    (x) Been In A Fist Fight
    (x) Snuck Out Your House

    Level 2

    (x) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
    (x) Seen Someone You Know Get Arrested
    (x) Made Out With A Stranger
    ( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date
    () Had A Crush On An Older Person
    (x) Skipped School
    ( ) Slept With A Co-worker
    (x) Seen Something Die

    Level 3

    (x) Been On A Plane
    (x) Thrown Up From Drinking
    (x) Eaten Sushi
    (x) Been Skiing/snowboarding
    (x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace , kat's bf
    (x) Been Mosh Pitting
    (x) Taken Pain Killers
    (x) Love(d)or Lust(d) Someone Who You Can't Have
    (x) Been in a BAD relationship

    Level 4

    (x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
    () Made A Snow Angel
    ( ) Had a tea party
    (x) Flown A Kite
    (x) Built A Sand Castle
    (x) Gone Puddle Jumping
    () Played Dress Up
    (x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
    (x) Gone Sledding
    (x) Cheated While Playing A Game

    Level 5

    (x) Been Lonely
    (x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
    () Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
    (x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise..
    (x) Felt An Earthquake
    () Kissed A Snake , no but have held a few
    (x) Been Tickled , LOL yes
    (x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
    ( ) Robbed Someone
    (x) Been Misunderstood


    Level 6

    (x) Pet A Deer
    (x) Won A Contest
    () Been Suspended
    (x) Had Detention
    (x) Been In A Car/ Motorcycle Accident
    ( ) Had / Have Braces / Mouth PLate
    (x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
    (x) Had deja vu
    (x) Danced in the moonlight
    (x) Hated The Way You Look




    Level 7

    (x) Witnessed A Crime
    (x) Questioned Your Heart
    (x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
    (x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
    (x) Been Lost
    ( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
    (x) Swam In The Ocean
    (x) Felt Like You Were Dying
    (x) Cried Yourself To Sleep


    Level 8

    (x) Played Cops And Robbers
    () Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
    (x) Sang Karaoke
    (x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
    (x) Made a prank phone call
    (x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
    () Kissed In The Rain
    (x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
    ( ) Been kissed under mistletoe


    Level 9

    ( ) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About
    (x) Blown Bubbles
    (x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach
    ( ) Crashed A Party
    ( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
    (x) Gone Roller-skating / Blading
    (x) Had A Wish Come True
    ( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
    ( ) Worn Pearls
    (x) Jumped Off A Bridge/jetti


    Level 10

    (x ) Screamed "Penis" In Class
    ( ) Swam With Dolphins
    (x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer/Ice Cube
    ( ) Kissed A Fish
    (x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes ( was wasted and got dared to)
    (x) Sat On A Roof Top
    (x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
    (x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
    (x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
    (x) stayed Up All Night



    Level 11

    (x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
    (x) Climbed A Tree
    (x) Had / Been In A Tree House
    (x) Have been/Are scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
    (x) Seen a Ghost
    ( ) Have/Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes or Flip Flops
    (x) gone streaking ( when i was little)
    ( ) Been to/Visited Someone At Jail
    (x) Played Chicken
    (x) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes


    Level 12

    (x ) Broken A Bone
    (x) Been Easily Amused
    () Caught A Fish ( someone caught it for me coz i couldn't be fucked)
    (x) Caught A Butterfly
    (x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
    (x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
    (x) Mooned / Flashed Someone


    Level 13

    (x) Cheated On A Test
    (x) Forgotten Someone's Name
    (x) Slept Naked
    (x) french braided someones hair or attempted to
    ( ) Gone Skinny dipping In A pool
    (x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House.
    (x) Rode A Roller Coaster
    (x) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
    ( )Had A C

    0 commenti 52 giorni

  • MY LIFE ACCORDING TO GOOGLE:

    MY LIFE ACCORDING TO GOOGLE:
    ---You have to type in the first thing that comes up on Google---

    1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
    Dane needs to gain weight

    2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
    Dane looks like he was manscaped within an inch of his life.

    3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
    Dane does a 32" Vertical Leap

    Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
    Dane Hates YOU

    5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
    Dane has gone from realism to incorporating his own interpretations of surrealism and elongation.

    6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
    Dane Loves His Cat

    7: Type in "[your name] eats" or "ate" in Google search:
    Dane Eats a Chihuaha on Oprah

    8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
    Dane has erotic tattoo removed

    9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google Search:
    Dane died during a seizure that would not stop.

    10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
    Dane will be eating less vitamins and minerals

    4 commenti 133 giorni

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