You actually like doing laundry at home where the washing
machines work.

Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

You'd rather clean than study especially if an essay is
due.

"Oh shit how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth
at least once a night.

Parents' cooking becomes something you desire, not avoid.

You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soap
operas especially neighbours and Hollyoaks.

You know the pizza boy by name and don't even need to
read the menu.

You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's
dark.

You live for getting mail.

Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.

Prank phone calls become funny again.

You start thinking and sounding like your friends and
your accent becomes a hybrid of a lot of random places.

Highlighters are the coolest things on earth.

Rearranging your room is your favourite pastime.

Rubbish cheap £1 shops are so cool.

The weekend lasts from Thursday to Monday.

BEFORE I CAME TO UNIVERSITY, I WISH I HAD KNOWN...

That it didn't matter how late my first lecture was, I'd
still sleep through it.

That I could change so much and barely realize it.
That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different
ways.

No matter how 'cool' you were in school, no one here
cares.

That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are
so dressed up.

That every clock on campus shows a different time.

That if you got good A-levels, so what? It
doesn't matter here.

That I would go to a party the night before an exam or
essay due-date.

That you can know everything and fail a test.

That you can know nothing and ace a test.

That I could get used to almost anything found out about
my friends.

That most of my education would be obtained outside of
lectures.

That friendship is more than getting drunk together but
that's still funny......!

That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.

That Psychology is really Biology, that Biology is really
Chemistry, that Chemistry is really Physics and that
Physics is really Maths.

That my parents would become so much smarter in the last
few years.

That it's possible to be alone even when you are
surrounded by friends.

Don't be dismayed at good-byes, a farewell is necessary
before we can meet again, and meeting again, after moments or a
lifetime, is certain for those who are friends.

TOP 10 REASONS THAT UNIVERSITY IS LIKE PRIMARY SCHOOL

10. You cry for your mother.

9. You cross the street without looking for cars.

8. Snack time is a necessity.

7. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you
look like (because everyone else looks as stupid as you
do).

6. You stay at home and play games with your
friends.

5. You wear your backpack on both shoulders.

4. You wear big mittens.

3. Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.

2. You take naps.
1. You look forward to cheese toasties

Just to update

you no you been in uni too long when ya get addicted to something like bebo

Section I - General Rules

1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.
2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in the same manner by being the first to call "back right seat", etc..
3) The word "shotgun" must be loud enough to be heard by at least one witness. If no witness is to be found, or in case of a tie, the driver has the final word. After all, it is most likely his car. (note: if it isn't his car, and the owner is present, the owner's decision is final. Owner must be sober, however, or he will defer his judgment to the driver.)
4) Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.
5) A person may only call shotgun for one way of a trip. Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.
6) Being as how everyone is created equal, men have the same right as women to the front seat of the car. i.e. women don't own the front seat.
7) One is allowed to ride shotgun as many times as he can call it, but for himself only. No one can call shotgun for their slower friend, unless the friend has a speech or mental handicap that prevents them from calling it for themselves.
The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.
9) In the case of a tie (ergo 2 people calling shotgun at exactly the same time) the call is to be repeated indefinately until one of the concerned parties gets the call out first. The Driver will judge.


Section II - Special Cases

These special exceptions to the rules above should be considered in the order presented; the case listed first will take precedence over any of the cases beneath it, when applicable.
1) In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.
2) If the instance that the person who actually owns the vehicle is not driving, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
3) In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
4) In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will toss their cookies, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.
5) In the instance that only one person knows how to get to a given location and this person is not the driver, then as the designated navigator for the group they automatically get Shotgun, unless they decline.
6) In the instance that one of the occupants is too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat, then the driver may show mercy and award Shotgun to the genetic misfit. Alternatively, the driver and other passengers may continually taunt the poor fellow as they make a three hour trip with him crammed in the back.


Section III - The Survival Of The Fittest Rules (a.k.a The Bastard Rules)

1) If the driver so wishes, he/she may institute the Survival Of The Fittest Rules on the process of calling Shotgun. In this case all rules, excepting 1.8, are suspended and the passenger seat is occupied by whoever can take it by force.
2) The driver must announce the institution of the Survival Of The Fittest Rules with reasonable warning to all passengers. This clause reduces the amount of blood lost by passengers

When addicted...
1. You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable amount of time looking at their bebo

2. After meeting someone your conversation somehow leads to - "So, are you on bebo?"

3. You do not call people anymore, you post comments and send messages through bebo

4. When you're out with friends and you take a good picture you exclaim loudly, "That's going on bebo!"

5. Conversations with friends tend to lead to, "Did you read that bulletin/comment/ or see that new picture ?"

6. You check your bebo as soon as you wake up, and right before you go to bed, including the 10 times you check it during the day.

7. You start off intending to check if you have new messages/comments but find AN HOUR LATER that you are still on and have no idea what you even accomplished during that time except stalk.

8. You find yourself laughing (sadly) and agreeing as you read these, and you know you're going to repost this for everyone else to see