Captain Small

out 2moro !! Quite lookin for forward too it aye x

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  • Female, 19, Luv 769
  • from Cambuslang 8-) soon to be the KYT !!
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  • Member since: February 2007
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We are going !!!!
Me, Myself, and I
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C A P T A I N S M A L L < 3


it's the heart afraid of breaking, that never learns to dance.
it's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the chance.
it's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.
and the soul afraid of dying, that never learns to live.


Joanne smith , 19 Works in Lloyds pharmacy , Loves all her friends very much =)


♫♫♫
i won't cry, i won't cry, no i won't shed a tear. just as long as you stand, stand by me.
♥♥♥
♥♥my firends are the world to me ! Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. so being with you guys makes me feel like i am finally at home !
EhKhAsShSwAjs
could i really ask for anything more ?♥♥ NO !
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2+2 im gon' undress you
3+3 you gon' undress me
4+4 we gon' freak some more !!
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Why is it, When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.?
♫♪♫
I would wait forever and a day for you !! ♥♥

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    1. Whats your Name?
    2. Are we close?
    3. What do you think of me?
    4. Do you hav a crush on me?
    5. Would u kiss me?
    6. Would u make love 2 me?
    7. Would u flirt with me?
    8. Describe me in 3 words?
    9. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
    10. What was ur first impression of me?
    11. Do u still think the same?
    12. What reminds u of me?
    13. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    14. How well do u know me?
    15. What do u like best about me?
    16. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn't?
    17. Could you ever love me?
    18. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    19. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?

    4 Comments 276 days

  • oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Kinky oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo

    1. Would ya mind me bein in control?
    2. Would ya smack my ass?
    3. Would ya whisper freaky shit in my ear?
    4. Would ya talk dirty to me?
    5. Would ya kiss me with a little tongue or a lot?
    6. Would ya go down on me?
    7. Would ya let me give you a hickie?
    8. How many rounds would we go?
    9. What would ya wanna do after?
    10. Would ya take off all your clothes for me?
    11. Would ya lick and bite me all over?
    12. Would ya like foreplay or get straight to the point?
    13. Would ya take your time if I told you to?
    14. Would ya fall asleep when we were done?
    15. Would ya want to go fast or slow?
    16. Where would ya wanna "do it"?
    18. Would ya be loud or quiet?
    19. Are you gonna re-post this so I can do it for you?
    20. Would ya let me have sex with you today?

    3 Comments 663 days

  • My Fine Is £225.10

    My fine is £225.10!!!!


    This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..." You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


    Smoked pot -- £10

    Did acid -- £5

    Ever had sex at church -- £25

    Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you
    £40

    Had sex with someone on your Bebo -- £25


    Had sex for money -- £100

    Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

    Vandalized something -- £20


    Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

    Beat up someone -- £20

    Been jumped -- £10

    Cross dressed -- £10

    Given money to stripper -- £25

    Been in love with a stripper -- £20

    Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15


    Ever drive and drank -- £20

    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

    Used toys while having sex -- £30

    Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

    Went skinny dipping -- £5

    Had sex in a pool -- £20

    Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

    Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

    Cheated on your significant other -- £10

    Masturbated -- £10

    Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

    Done oral -- £5

    Got oral -- £5

    Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

    Stole something -- £10

    Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

    Made a nasty home video -- £15

    Had a threesome -- £50

    Had sex in the wild -- £20

    Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

    Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

    Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

    Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

    Went streaking -- £5

    Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

    Been arrested -- £5

    Spent time in jail -- £15

    Peed in the pool -- £0.50

    Played spin the bottle -- £5

    Done something you regret -- £20

    Had sex with your best friend -- £20

    Had sex with someone you knew u shouldn't -- £25

    Had anal sex -- £80

    Lied to your mate -- £5

    Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

    Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..."

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What time do you get up in the morning?: morning 8-) aha if im going to college etc then about 8-ish
How many beers until you are drunk?: dunno a dnt drink beer
Do you like beer or hard liquor?: hard liquor aye
Have you ever had a one night stand?: who hasnt ?
How do you take your coffee?: in the bin
Do you eat breakfast?: sometimes
Do you prefer sleeping alone?: nahh
Do you smoke cigarettes?: nope :)
Have you ever burnt your hair?: ayyeeee
Do you sleep with a pillow?: 4 :D
Do you want kids?: aye!
Are you an only child?: naw!
Do you like road trips?: aye!
Who are your 6 best friends?: sherrie james bread tree lisa andy
Do you brush your teeth in the shower?: :S no
Do you eat leftovers?: not that am aware of 8-)
Do you prefer being single, or in a relationship?: depends 8-) right now ad rather be in a relationship
Are you in a relationship now?: naw :(
Have you ever cheated?: NAW !
Have you ever been cheated on?: yeah :(
Once a cheater, always a cheater?: people can change
Pyjamas or naked?: pj's aye
What do you take when you have a headache?: co-codamol
Roughing it or luxury hotel?: luxury hotel
Beach or pool?: beach
Would you give your number out to a stranger?: depends 8-) ahaaa
Ever gone camping?: ayeee
Ever dialed random telephone numbers for fun?: yeah :$
Are you an extrovert?: a wit ?
Do you consider yourself conceited?: no
Is your hair its original color ?: yeah :D
Do you wear makeup?: sometimes
What is your lucky number?: u tell me ?
Do you believe in God?: no
Do you have a crush on anybody right now?: yep :$
Does he/she know it ?: nope
What food can you absolutely never give up?: oscar's pizza's !
Who is your favorite cartoon?: dextor's lab
What tv shows do you watch?: hollyoaks (L)
Do you think you: not the now no
Are you allergic to anything?: aye pollen :(
Do you like to go jogging?: ehm no
What is the best gift you have received till date?: driving lessons
Do you wear socks to bed?: barf ! naw
What is your cellphone brand?: sony ericsson
What shampoo do you use?: loreal a think 8-)
Have you ever been in love?: yeah
Do you think love is real for young people?: yeah
Have you ever loved somebody who did not love you?: yeah
Black or white?: dunno
Do you say your opinion, or keep it to yourself?: say it
Winter or summer?: summer
have you ever been out of your country?: yeah
Where do you want to raise your family?: in a nice home
City life or country life?: bit a both
Saturday - Clubing or a movie night?: again bit a both
Mercedes or BMW?: mercedes cause louise cant say it right haaha
Do you like to dress up?: yeah :)
How long does it take you to get ready after you get out of bed?: 15 mins +
Describe your dream guy/girl ?: wentworth miller
Do you save money or spend it?: spend it :P
Do you wear a belt?: depends wwhat am wearing
How many pairs of jeans do you have?: 7 or 8 a think
How many types of underwear do you have?: plenty
Do you shower twice?: a day a week a month a year ? a min ? confused.com aye !
Is there ever a justified reason to lie?: sometimes
Favorite disney movie?: little mermaid
Favorite veggie?: cabbage =)
Favorite meat?: chicken
Have you already met the love of your life?: maybe i have i just dont know it yet(i)
Do you think you and your best friend will still be friends in 10 years?: hope so :)
Ever thought you were a moron?: aye all the time :L
Are you a good girlfriend/boyfriend?: a hope so :O
Do you like being in a relationship?: yeah :)
Are you an easy to fool person?: can be
Do you fall for people easily?: yeah :(
Is it hard for you to open up to people?: sometimes
Do you diet regularly?: naw
Do you believe in alternative medicine?: aye :)
Do you believe in revenge?: sometimes
All is fair in love and war. Do you agree?: yeah
True love never dies. Do you agree?: yeah
If you could change one thing about your physical appearence what would it be?: my wieght
Mom or dad?: mum
How long have you known your best friend?: 5 years
Whats your favorite meal of the day?: dinner
Do you have any secrets?: yep
What is your worst fear?: losing my mum & dad
What is one thing you want to ask from God?: take ma fat away lol
Are you hard to get?: 8-) can be
How good are you in sports??: no to shabby
Do you use an umbrella or a raincoat?: umbrella
Chatting on the Internet or Telephone?: internet
How religious are you?: am not
Do you like politicians?: no
Do you consider yourself a nice person?: yeah :)
Name 7 things you want to do before you die: get married , have children , get a decent job , have fun , jump out of a plane, make my mum & dad proud , be a good parent
What should you be doing right now?: tidying up :L
How much time did you spend on this survey?: bout 20 mins 8-)

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"Fiona i mist say i am not ashamed of this ! i am very proud lol xxxx<3"
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"this is possibly the most sickening thing i have ever seen. but you look so extra small and cute, so i'll let you away with it... i think. :p (L)"
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"lmao a got crushed downstairs too but a still made it up ! a wasnt leavin without a picture lolol i a seen the 2 of them in the queue lmaoo !!!!!!!! a just said hello haha and they thanked me for coming along !! it was fantastic !!! lol xxx"

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  • Gail Anderson
    luv Gail Anderson

    Hey captain

    Hope you are well my dear
    Love returned xxx

    1 day ago
  • Leahs Mummy X
    luv Leahs Mummy X

    hello you sexy little peice of asss

    howa u ?
    what u been up to?
    love ya soooooooooooooooooooo much
    misss you xxx

    2 days ago
  • Mr Benn
    luv Mr Benn

    no=[

    phone has died =[

    you in town?

    fancy doing something?

    =]x In reply to: "mr benn a captain can't call the studio :-( no money's and she is working . Did a mr benn receive her Txt ? Xx" by Captain Small

    3 days ago
  • Jennifer Kerr
    luv Jennifer Kerr

    U went 2 see the twins from the xfactor so not cool their crap

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  • Cammy Harris
    luv Cammy Harris

    and three xxx




























    love yu so much :* :* xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

    3 days ago
  • Cammy Harris
    luv Cammy Harris

    two xx

    3 days ago
  • Cammy Harris
    luv Cammy Harris

    one x

    3 days ago
  • John Edward
    John Edward

    LLOYD Family show and U - 18s this Sunday from 4pm x

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    O'Couture

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    United Nations Of Dance

    Hey Captain Small,

    DON'T MISS!

    FRIDAY 27th NOVEMBER

    Live Performance & DJ Set By
    KB PROJECT feat LAURA
    (BOUNCE MANIA)

    Room 1: Hip Hop and RnB
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    Drinks at 1.50 // Doors 11pm //
    I.D Maybe Required

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    1 week ago
  • Leahs Mummy X
    Leahs Mummy X

    ok no bother just thought ad ask maby another time then x

    1 week ago
  • Jennifer Kerr
    Jennifer Kerr

    He is really gd l was happy they 2 got the boot love jamie archer

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  • S.
    S.

    ooh ;) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    1 week ago
  • Jiggy
    luv Jiggy

    I wud captain but i dno how :( *cries*

    1 week ago
  • Jennifer Kerr
    Jennifer Kerr

    Have u been watchin the xfactor l want joe or olly 2 win

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  • Jiggy
    luv Jiggy

    I accidently wrote in the friends story tree love you mate. suttins wrong with me heed

    LY CAPTAINNNN XOXOXOXO

    1 week ago
  • Emmaa.X
    luv Emmaa.X

    i'll have you know that i am not cool, im pure luke!!!!! :-D :-D btw i just lost the game :-D
    love love xxxxxx

    1 week ago
  • Mr Benn
    luv Mr Benn

    hello!!!!

    us. campus.sunday.jedward!

    we have to go!

    you have no choice!!!!!



    love you!!!

    =]x

    2 weeks ago
  • Leahs Mummy X
    Leahs Mummy X

    hey babe
    what u doing friday night going out for ma birthday if u would like to come just let me no ?
    love ya xxx

    2 weeks ago
  • S.
    S.

    you are gay.
    no ?
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

    2 weeks ago