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C A P T A I N S M A L L < 3
it's the heart afraid of breaking, that never learns to dance.
it's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the chance.
it's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.
and the soul afraid of dying, that never learns to live.
Joanne smith , 19 Works in Lloyds pharmacy , Loves all her friends very much =)
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- i won't cry, i won't cry, no i won't shed a tear. just as long as you stand, stand by me.
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- ♥♥my firends are the world to me ! Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. so being with you guys makes me feel like i am finally at home !
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could i really ask for anything more ?♥♥ NO ! - ♪♪♪
- 2+2 im gon' undress you
3+3 you gon' undress me
4+4 we gon' freak some more !! ♪♪ - ▼▼▼
- Why is it, When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.?
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- I would wait forever and a day for you !! ♥♥
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1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Would u make love 2 me?
7. Would u flirt with me?
8. Describe me in 3 words?
9. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
10. What was ur first impression of me?
11. Do u still think the same?
12. What reminds u of me?
13. If you could give me anything what would it be?
14. How well do u know me?
15. What do u like best about me?
16. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn't?
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19. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?4 Comments 276 days
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1. Would ya mind me bein in control?
2. Would ya smack my ass?
3. Would ya whisper freaky shit in my ear?
4. Would ya talk dirty to me?
5. Would ya kiss me with a little tongue or a lot?
6. Would ya go down on me?
7. Would ya let me give you a hickie?
8. How many rounds would we go?
9. What would ya wanna do after?
10. Would ya take off all your clothes for me?
11. Would ya lick and bite me all over?
12. Would ya like foreplay or get straight to the point?
13. Would ya take your time if I told you to?
14. Would ya fall asleep when we were done?
15. Would ya want to go fast or slow?
16. Where would ya wanna "do it"?
18. Would ya be loud or quiet?
19. Are you gonna re-post this so I can do it for you?
20. Would ya let me have sex with you today?3 Comments 663 days
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My Fine Is £225.10
My fine is £225.10!!!!
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..." You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- £10
Did acid -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you
£40
Had sex with someone on your Bebo -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you knew u shouldn't -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
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| What time do you get up in the morning? | : morning 8-) aha if im going to college etc then about 8-ish |
| How many beers until you are drunk? | : dunno a dnt drink beer |
| Do you like beer or hard liquor? | : hard liquor aye |
| Have you ever had a one night stand? | : who hasnt ? |
| How do you take your coffee? | : in the bin |
| Do you eat breakfast? | : sometimes |
| Do you prefer sleeping alone? | : nahh |
| Do you smoke cigarettes? | : nope :) |
| Have you ever burnt your hair? | : ayyeeee |
| Do you sleep with a pillow? | : 4 :D |
| Do you want kids? | : aye! |
| Are you an only child? | : naw! |
| Do you like road trips? | : aye! |
| Who are your 6 best friends? | : sherrie james bread tree lisa andy |
| Do you brush your teeth in the shower? | : :S no |
| Do you eat leftovers? | : not that am aware of 8-) |
| Do you prefer being single, or in a relationship? | : depends 8-) right now ad rather be in a relationship |
| Are you in a relationship now? | : naw :( |
| Have you ever cheated? | : NAW ! |
| Have you ever been cheated on? | : yeah :( |
| Once a cheater, always a cheater? | : people can change |
| Pyjamas or naked? | : pj's aye |
| What do you take when you have a headache? | : co-codamol |
| Roughing it or luxury hotel? | : luxury hotel |
| Beach or pool? | : beach |
| Would you give your number out to a stranger? | : depends 8-) ahaaa |
| Ever gone camping? | : ayeee |
| Ever dialed random telephone numbers for fun? | : yeah :$ |
| Are you an extrovert? | : a wit ? |
| Do you consider yourself conceited? | : no |
| Is your hair its original color ? | : yeah :D |
| Do you wear makeup? | : sometimes |
| What is your lucky number? | : u tell me ? |
| Do you believe in God? | : no |
| Do you have a crush on anybody right now? | : yep :$ |
| Does he/she know it ? | : nope |
| What food can you absolutely never give up? | : oscar's pizza's ! |
| Who is your favorite cartoon? | : dextor's lab |
| What tv shows do you watch? | : hollyoaks (L) |
| Do you think you | : not the now no |
| Are you allergic to anything? | : aye pollen :( |
| Do you like to go jogging? | : ehm no |
| What is the best gift you have received till date? | : driving lessons |
| Do you wear socks to bed? | : barf ! naw |
| What is your cellphone brand? | : sony ericsson |
| What shampoo do you use? | : loreal a think 8-) |
| Have you ever been in love? | : yeah |
| Do you think love is real for young people? | : yeah |
| Have you ever loved somebody who did not love you? | : yeah |
| Black or white? | : dunno |
| Do you say your opinion, or keep it to yourself? | : say it |
| Winter or summer? | : summer |
| have you ever been out of your country? | : yeah |
| Where do you want to raise your family? | : in a nice home |
| City life or country life? | : bit a both |
| Saturday - Clubing or a movie night? | : again bit a both |
| Mercedes or BMW? | : mercedes cause louise cant say it right haaha |
| Do you like to dress up? | : yeah :) |
| How long does it take you to get ready after you get out of bed? | : 15 mins + |
| Describe your dream guy/girl ? | : wentworth miller |
| Do you save money or spend it? | : spend it :P |
| Do you wear a belt? | : depends wwhat am wearing |
| How many pairs of jeans do you have? | : 7 or 8 a think |
| How many types of underwear do you have? | : plenty |
| Do you shower twice? | : a day a week a month a year ? a min ? confused.com aye ! |
| Is there ever a justified reason to lie? | : sometimes |
| Favorite disney movie? | : little mermaid |
| Favorite veggie? | : cabbage =) |
| Favorite meat? | : chicken |
| Have you already met the love of your life? | : maybe i have i just dont know it yet(i) |
| Do you think you and your best friend will still be friends in 10 years? | : hope so :) |
| Ever thought you were a moron? | : aye all the time :L |
| Are you a good girlfriend/boyfriend? | : a hope so :O |
| Do you like being in a relationship? | : yeah :) |
| Are you an easy to fool person? | : can be |
| Do you fall for people easily? | : yeah :( |
| Is it hard for you to open up to people? | : sometimes |
| Do you diet regularly? | : naw |
| Do you believe in alternative medicine? | : aye :) |
| Do you believe in revenge? | : sometimes |
| All is fair in love and war. Do you agree? | : yeah |
| True love never dies. Do you agree? | : yeah |
| If you could change one thing about your physical appearence what would it be? | : my wieght |
| Mom or dad? | : mum |
| How long have you known your best friend? | : 5 years |
| Whats your favorite meal of the day? | : dinner |
| Do you have any secrets? | : yep |
| What is your worst fear? | : losing my mum & dad |
| What is one thing you want to ask from God? | : take ma fat away lol |
| Are you hard to get? | : 8-) can be |
| How good are you in sports?? | : no to shabby |
| Do you use an umbrella or a raincoat? | : umbrella |
| Chatting on the Internet or Telephone? | : internet |
| How religious are you? | : am not |
| Do you like politicians? | : no |
| Do you consider yourself a nice person? | : yeah :) |
| Name 7 things you want to do before you die | : get married , have children , get a decent job , have fun , jump out of a plane, make my mum & dad proud , be a good parent |
| What should you be doing right now? | : tidying up :L |
| How much time did you spend on this survey? | : bout 20 mins 8-) |
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