Gary Killeen
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26 Ways to keep your girl happy
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will
keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If
she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will
impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).
3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are
like dogs; they love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is,
say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show
her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her
fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every
girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when
she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because
jewellery is for pussies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is,
stare into her eyes, mouth the words "F**K you" and grab the other girl's
ass. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks
it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When
she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're
really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts
crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper
very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special
nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her our jacket, because
then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't
stop complaining about the cold right now, you're going to be complaining
about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all
night.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick
the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10
minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and
you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).
16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her
self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down
desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or
anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way,
she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt and
say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that
speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love
a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it
(but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking
about).
21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say "no,
it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her
to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
This way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that
material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that
she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she can
ever get.
25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or2 commenti 994 giorni
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Beer Vs Vagina?????Ultimate Face Off
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc
One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it
One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them,
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ITS A MAN THING
1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.
2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man.
3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks - camp. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic.
4. SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don't need a sharpener, I've got a knife thanks!
5. GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combines driving, lifting and- as you thrillingly drop your rubbish into another huge pile of other rubbish - noisy destruction.
6. DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table, slinging your coat on and downing two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out while everyone else struggles to catch up with you. You're hard.
7. HAVING A THIN BIT OF WOOD - in the shed, solely to stir paint with.
8. HAVING A HANGOVER AND THICK STUBBLE - When birds have been partying they just whinge. You on the other hand have physical evidence of your hardness, sprouting from your face. "Big night?" Grr, what does it look like.
9. NODDING AT COPPERS - A moment's eye contact is all it takes for you to share the unspoken bond. "We've not seen eye to eye in the past",it says, "but someone's got to keep the little scrotes in line".
10. USING POWER TOOLS - Slightly more powerful than you need or can safely handle. Pneumatic drilling while smoking a fag? Superb.
11. KICKING A FOOTY AGAINST A GARAGE DOOR - Clang-g-g-g-g-g-! Stick that Becks, I kick so hard I set off car alarms.
12. ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE - And everyone cheers you. It doesn't mean you're popular, it just means your mates are pissed.
However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that.
13. NOT WATCHING YOUR WEIGHT - Fat is a feminist issue, apparently.
Brilliant. Pass the pork scratchings.
14. CARVING THE ROAST - And saying "are you a leg or breast man?"
to the blokes and "do you want stuffing?" to the women.
Congratulations, you are now your dad.
15. WINKING - Turns women to putty. Doesn't it?
16. TEST SWINGING HAMMERS - Ideally, B&Q would have little changing rooms with mirrors so you could see how rugged you look with any DIY item. Until then, we'll make do with the aisles.
17. TAKING OUT £200 FROM A CASHPOINT - Okay, so its for paying the plumber later but with that much cash you feel like a mafia don. The only thing better is peeling notes off the roll later.
18. PHONE CALLS THAT LAST LESS THAN A MINUTE - Unlike birds, we get
straight to the point. "Alright? Yep. Drink? Hole In The Wall? Fuck it 9pm, Grand. See ya."
19. PARALLEL PARKING - Bosh, straight in. First time. Can Schumacher do that? No, because his cars got no reverse gear which, technically, makes you the worlds best driver.
20. HAVING EARNED THAT PINT - Since the dawn of time, men have toiled in the fields in blistering heat. Why? So when it's over we can stand there in silence, surveying our work with one hand resting on the beer gut while the other nurses a foaming jug of ale. Aaaah.
21. KNOWING WHICH SCREWDRIVER IS WHICH - "A Phillips? For that? Are you mad?"
22. HAVING SOMETHING PROPERLY WRONG WITH YOU - Especially if you didn't make a fuss. "Why was I off, nothing much, just a brain haemorrhage".
23. TAKING A NEWSPAPER INTO THE LOO - A visual code that says that's right, I'm going in there for a huge, long man-sized poo3 commenti 1314 giorni
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Katie Doolin2 settimane faIm all over it :-)
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Daragh Keran7 settimane faalright gar..hows things? heading into oktoberfest in the docklands tomorrow night if your around. number is 0851106093. I presume you were wearing a fairy dress and carrying a wand when you lost your phone this time?
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Daragh Keran10 settimane fa
alright cunthouse, hows things? good lad loosing your phone, no doubt u were pissed. nah haven't been on the beer at all lately, back at the rugby. Played my first 80 mins for the best part of a year yesterday, walking like i've been attacked by well endowed black.
you still working? im in to my neck in it at the minute, want tog et made redundant though, im sick of work.
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Damien Flood11 settimane faAlrite, nutin much just back from Liverpool the weekend! Nutin much jus workn away nly back from Oz a cupl months! Wat u up 2?
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Five One Five12 settimane faGary Killeen
515 RE- LAUNCHES THIS WEEK TO
TRIPOD WITH DANNY HOWELLS SUPPORT
COMES FROM LRB WE ARE DELIGHTED TO
BE BACK IN THE MAIN ROOM AND THE LINE
UP FOR THE COMING MONTHS IS HUGE
WE HAVE A TICKET COMPETITION THIS WEEK
ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION
WHAT IS THE NAME OF DANNY HOWELLS CLUB
NIGHT?
PRIVATE MESSAGE US ANSWERS AND WE WILL
PICK WINNERS
515 UPCOMING SHOW
SEPT 18TH DANNY HOWELLS
SEPT 25TH JEFF MILLS
OCT 2ND ERIC PRYDZ
OCT 9TH FERRY CORSTON
OCT 16TH SNEAKY SOUND SYSTEM
OCT 23RD DUBFIRE (DEEP DISH)
OCT 25TH HED KANDI
REPLY STOP OR CANCEL US AS A FRIEND TO STOP THESE COMMENTS OF OUR UP-COMING GIGS
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Five One Five13 settimane fa
HEY Gary Killeen
HYPE THIS WEEK WE WELCOME ONE
OF DUBLINS ALL TIME TECHNO HEROS
WARREN K SUPPORT COMES FROM RESIDENT
CONOR G AND ALSO KARL LAMBERT AND
MARK LAWLESS
SUBJECT LOOK AFTRE LOBBY BAR IF U
WANT G LIST MAIL US AND WE WILL PICK
WINNERS
515 RETURNS TO TRIPOD NEXT WEEK HERE
ARE SOME OF THE LINE UPS
SEPT 18TH DANNY HOWELLS
SEPT 25TH JEFF MILLS
OCT 2ND ERIC PRYDZ
OCT 9TH FERRY CORSTON
OCT 16TH SNEAKY SOUND SYSTEM
OCT 23RD DUBFIRE (DEEP DISH)
OCT 25TH HED KANDI
TO STOP RECEIVING MSGS REPLY STOP OR REMOVE US AS A FRIEND....WE ARE ONLY TRYING TO KEEP YOUZ IN THE LOOP....THANKS GUYS -
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Five One Five15 settimane fa
HEY Gary Killeen
HYPE THIS WEEK WE WELCOME BACK ONE NORTHERN IRELANDS FINEST EXPORTS
FERGIE (EXCENTRICS)
SUPPORT COMES FROM OUR MAIN RESIDENT LRB
IF ITS ANYTHING LIKE THE LAST FEW WEEKS AT HYPE ITS GONNA BE A BIG ONE
SUBJECT DJS ARE IN THE LOBBY BAR PLAYING AN ECLECTIC MIX
515 RETURNS TO TRIPOD SOON
HERE ARE THE FIRST SHOWS WE HAVE CONFIRMED
18TH SEPT DANNY HOWELLS
25TH SEPT JEFF MILLS
9TH OCT SNEAKY SOUND SYSTEM
23RD OCT DUBFIRE
27TH NOV DAVE CLARKE
18TH DEC SEBASTIEN LEDGER -
Five One Five16 settimane fa
HEY Gary Killeen
AFTER LAST WEEKS SELLOUT SHOW WITH THE JAPANESE POPSTARS HYPE GEARS UP FOR ANOTHER SOLID WEEK WITH HERCULES AND THE LOVEAFFAIR (DJ SET) IN CRAWDADDY AND THE ONE AND ONLY TIMMY AND TOMMY IN POD
ITS DEFO GONNA BE ANOTHER SELL OUT THIS WEEK IF YOU WANNA COME TO SHOW SEND US A MAIL AND WE WILL HOOK YOU UP WITH SOME GUEST LIST
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Five One Five18 settimane fa
HEY Gary Killeen
HYPE THIS WEEK PRESENTS
SPIN 103.8 DAVE DAVIN WITH
SUPPORT FROM THE INMATES AND
ROB MURPHY
POWER FM DJS AND SUBJECT DJS
TAKE OVER THE LOBBY FROM 11
IF YOU WANNA COME DOWN MAIL US
AND WE WILL HOOK YOU UP
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Laura18 settimane fa
xxx
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Five One Five19 settimane fa
HEY Gary Killeen
WE HAVE A REALLY BIG
WEEKEND AHEAD HERE AT 515
THIS FRIDAY WE HAVE BELFAST'S
PHIL KIERAN (COCOON) @ POD AND
JUAN ATKINS FOR SUBJECTS THIRD
BIRTHDAY IN CRAWDADDY
THEN THIS SUNDAY WE HAVE
SANDER KLIENEBERG AND LRB
IN TRIPOD MAIN ROOM
IF YOU WANT TO GO TO EITHER
OF THESE SHOWS MAIL US WITH
THE SHOW U WANT TO GO TO AND WE
WILL PICK WINNERS EVERYONE THAT
ENTERS GETS ON PAYING GUESTLIST
ALSO IF U ARE GOING TO FATBOY SLIM
IN MARLEY PARK SUNDAY U GET 15 EURO
ENTRY TO TRIPOD WHEN U SHOW YOUR
TICKET AT THE DOOR
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Five One Five20 settimane fa
HEY Gary Killeen
WE ARE VERY EXITED @ 515 TO
HAVE BRAZILS MIXHELL DEBUT IN
CRAWDADDY.....THE ACT CONSITS OF
IGGOR (SEPULTURA DRUMMER) ON
DRUMS AND HIS WIFE LALMA
CAVELERA ON THE DECKS
THIS IS GONNA BE A BIG ONE
IF U WANNA COME THERE IS A
10 EURO GUESTLIST.....MAIL US AND
WE WILL HOOK U UP
515
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Laura20 settimane fa
"they should make sum kinda box for puttin runners in....like a shoe box....but for runners"
xx
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Five One Five21 settimane fa
YO Gary Killeen
HYPE @ POD THIS WEEK
LRB 515 MAIN RESIDENT
HEADLINES POD WITH PHUTURE
PHUNK, BRIAN TAFFE AND GARY
QUIGLEY
SUBJECT ARE IN LOBBY BAR AND
NEUTRONIX MAKE THERE FIRST SUMMER
PARTY AFTER LIFE FESTIVAL
IF U WANNA GO SEND US A MAIL AND
WE WILL GUESTLIST YOU
WE HAVE JUST BEEN REPORTED FOR SENDING SPAM SO IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE KEPT UP DATED WITH OUR UP COMING GIGS PLEASE REMOVE US FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST PLEASE
THANKS DUDE
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Damien Flood22 settimane fa
Long time man, bout a million years r so is it??
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Five One Five22 settimane fa
HEY Gary Killeen
HYPE THIS WEEK WE WELCOME
JONNY HOLMES AND BARRY DEMPSEY
IN POD FOR 515 SUBJECT TAKE THE
BAR FOR THE USUAL MASH UP AND
CRAWDADDY HOLDS RUBBERBAND WITH
SAOIRSE RYAN, BREN BLACK AND FISHY
IF U WANNA HEAD ALONG MESSAGE US
AND WE WILL SORTY G LIST -
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Therese Tormey
Bahahahahaha state of ur hair in that profile pic fin would never relight that fire!!!
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22 settimane fa
What way to the pool gary?
Greg Da Goph McMahon 0 rispostei shud really use my artistic side more often
Laura 0 risposte
c dey only need demselves
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