001: Name - Patrick Ahern (If you didnt know that you dont know me well enough so get down here n we catch up you wanna go for a smoke oh yeah you dont smoke do ya wat you one of those fitness freaks yeah go fuck yaself)
002. Nickname - Rick, Rocky, ohmygodyoubigdickbastard, Roy.
003. Single or taken -single. Bu ladies beware ive only one ball
004. Zodiac Sign - Taurus
005. Male or Female - If you havent copped it by now your a dick
006. College - Yeah. Business with japanese. Yeah i know. Crazy. Get d same reaction off everybody. Unless its some chick like you that doesnt really care and is just tryin to get in my pants.. hehheh
007. psp - Huh?
008. How many buddies on your list -Cudnt be arsed goin back and checkin
009. Screenname -Mark Shine <---Viva-La-Rick--->. Its all an illusion
010. Hair Color -Minge
012. Hair Long or Short -Minge
014. Eye Color -Dreamy.. Ha!
015. Are you health freak - Yeah im wearin protective goggles lookin at this screen
016. Height -5'10 n a half... On d flop
017. Do you have a crush on someone- Nah boy
018. Do you like yourself -No im a cunt
019. Glasses? - Only when im doing my stunt double work for George Clooney
020. Think your awesome? - My mammy does
021. Piercings - nope!
022. Tattoo -Its in planning. Massiv mean motherfucker!
023. Righty or Lefty -Ive no arms. Typin wit my nose

___Your 'Firsts'___
024. Surgery - Dont think so.. Was close to havin reconstructive surgery on my toe. Oh n dat time i had to have d length of my penis reduced for health and safety purposes ya know
025. First piercing - Cunt (dig)..Cunt(dig)...Cunt(dig)
026. First best friend -The red ranger
027. First Award -The underage sex badge in the boy scouts
028. First Sport You Joined -Rugby
029. First pet -Sandy d dog who tried to bite my nipple off. You bastard
030. First vacation - Spain i think. Can jus remember a power rangers tshirt n a hoola yoke round my neck. Dats d second time ive mentioned d power rangers..
031. First Concert -Its yo' boy J-HOVA! Jay-Z nigga nigga
032. First fight -Ohh thteres bin a few iiiieeee.. But my first prob when my second class teacher tried to tell me take out my english book

___Favorites___
033. Movie -Probably Ong-Bak. Jeez yer puttin me on d spot here
034. Favorite tv show -Eurosport Fightclub
035. Color -Minge
036. Music -Anythin wit a wicked beat
039. Drink -Budwieser.. Followed by hard liquors
040. Body part not on the face (on a girl) -Im an ass man
041. Sport To Play -Kickboxing. BEAT THE MONKEY
042. Favorite piece of clothing -My durty draw's
043. Clothes shop? - Zara, BT, Timbalad, utopia wheeey
044. What do you sleep with? -Mmy bollocks
045. Favorite School -Wat kinda question is dat
046. Favorite Animal(s) - Ha thought i read favourite anal!
047. Favorite Books -Keane autobiography
048. Favorite Magazines -Fighter, any martial arts ones, d odd gaming one

___Currently___
049. I'm eating -Dry Crackers. Shut your mouth
050. I'm drinking - Hmmm Drink..
052. I'm about to - Go get a drink. This was made by some drink company wasnt it.
053. Listening to - Leeane Rimes. Its on marks playlist on my computer i swear!
055. Waiting For - This to end so i can fuck off
056. Watching -This get progressively more and more pointless
057. Wearing - A meat wallet

___Your Future___
058. Want Kids? -A fUCKIN LLLLOAD of em. My own army o ginger ninjas
059. Want to Get Married? - I sho' do.
060. Careers in Mind -Something in advertising, maybe account executive or communications manager

__Which is better with the Opposite sex__
068. Lips or Eyes -Both... eyes.... Hmm tricky one.. Ill go in between n say smile!
069. Hugs or Kisses - kisses..... Staight up fuckin' Baby ..Ha!
070. Shorter or Taller -short...
072. Romantic, Spontaneous or larma - spontaneus, need a lil variety u no. Yeah yeah wat mark said
073. nice stomach or nice arms -stomach, a girl wit guns wud be wierd
074. Sensitive or Loud -Minge
075. Hook-up or

Kirils Kool Klub!!!

This is a Klub for all you kiril lovers out der who miss him n want him back!! I know its only a couple o weeks so feck it well call it d KKK summer camp instead!!

Jus comment to join!!

Even if u dont know kiril come along 4 d ride because when u do meet him......AND U WILL!!......Ull fall in love wit d fucker!!!


Free food!

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