Gavin Marshall

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  • Turner's Creed

    We believe in Marx freud and darwin
    We believe everything is OK
    as long as you don't hurt anyone
    to the best of your definition of hurt,
    and to the best of your knowledge.

    We believe in sex before, during, and
    after marriage.
    We believe in the therapy of sin.
    We believe that adultery is fun.
    We believe that sodomy’s OK.
    We believe that taboos are taboo.

    We believe that everything's getting better
    despite evidence to the contrary.
    The evidence must be investigated
    And you can prove anything with evidence.

    We believe there's something in horoscopes
    UFO's and bent spoons.
    Jesus was a good man just like Buddha,
    Mohammed, and ourselves.
    He was a good moral teacher though we think
    His good morals were bad.

    We believe that all religions are basically the same-
    at least the one that we read was.
    They all believe in love and goodness.
    They only differ on matters of creation,
    sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.

    We believe that after death comes the Nothing
    Because when you ask the dead what happens
    they say nothing.
    If death is not the end, if the dead have lied, then its
    compulsory heaven for all
    excepting perhaps
    Hitler, Stalin, and Genghis Kahn

    We believe in Masters and Johnson
    What's selected is average.
    What's average is normal.
    What's normal is good.

    We believe in total disarmament.
    We believe there are direct links between warfare and
    bloodshed.
    Americans should beat their guns into tractors .
    And the Russians would be sure to follow.

    We believe that man is essentially good.
    It's only his behavior that lets him down.
    This is the fault of society.
    Society is the fault of conditions.
    Conditions are the fault of society.

    We believe that each man must find the truth that
    is right for him.
    Reality will adapt accordingly.
    The universe will readjust.
    History will alter.
    We believe that there is no absolute truth
    excepting the truth
    that there is no absolute truth.

    We believe in the rejection of creeds,
    And the flowering of individual thought.

    If chance be
    the Father of all flesh,
    disaster is his rainbow in the sky
    and when you hear
    State of Emergency!
    Sniper Kills Ten!
    Troops on Rampage!
    Whites go Looting!
    Bomb Blasts School!
    It is but the sound of man
    worshipping his maker...



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  • Missy
    Missy

    hi
    im gd u. i am part of the bible study on mondays woop woop its so much fun and guess wat im going to the edge so should be gd hope to see you soon melissa

    78 settimane fa
  • Rosie.
    Rosie.

    Heya!
    I know i put the bird on silent >:P
    Anyways rock is good! FINALLY ITS LIGHT OUTSIDE
    Lolz
    I'm sure i woukdnt hate it.
    Are they a bit safety freaks over there?

    80 settimane fa
  • Ailis.
    Ailis.

    Gavin!! Banchory is good thanks hows america?
    yeh still go to the rock but edge very soon!! it is this year!
    ha ha well banchory is the best, lol!!
    im gd thanks u??

    wbxxxx

    80 settimane fa
  • Caffeine Lightweight
    Caffeine Lightweight

    hey hey stranger!!

    long time no see...partly cuz ur in america but u no...:)

    hope everythin is goin well wit u

    u cumin bak wit th seattle team 2 visit?


    xxxxx

    82 settimane fa
  • Karen Taylor
    luv Karen Taylor

    hey
    cool blog.
    hows you?

    how was mexico?

    hope everythings well

    love xxxxx

    84 settimane fa
  • Ian Melvin
    Ian Melvin

    nice blog. you should probably put a few more jokes in it though to make it more humerous

    84 settimane fa
  • James Tulloch
    James Tulloch

    Your profile photo creeps me out - the mysterious figure, lurking in the shadows. Still, it's not as scary as your moustachiod effort on Facebook...

    How are things in Seattle? Are you coming over to Scotland anytime soon?

    86 settimane fa
  • Karen Taylor
    luv Karen Taylor

    heya

    how r u?


    been up to much??

    miss ya
    wb lvya xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    94 settimane fa
  • Ailis.
    Ailis.

    hiya

    imogen dosnt hav bebo anymore but missy dose, shes in my top 16!
    things are gd thanks, rock is still fun but better wen u were there, lol.

    cya

    96 settimane fa
  • Xx-Holly Garrett-Xx
    Xx-Holly Garrett-Xx

    hehe im not going to answer that but i miss u both the same xxxxxx
    talk to u later xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    96 settimane fa
  • Karen Taylor
    Karen Taylor

    hiya
    christmas was good n new year was fab!!??

    hows seattle?

    wb lv xxxxxxxxx

    97 settimane fa
  • Catherine
    Catherine

    sounds nice!
    it's going quite good
    i started bible study at the cottage and so far have stuk 2 my resolutions :) hopefully i'll keep them for longer than i did last year :P
    what about you?
    xxxx

    97 settimane fa
  • Karen Taylor
    luv Karen Taylor

    hiya!

    how r u?

    im soo peeved i only saw u like once when u were over!!:(
    hav a good xmas?
    and new year?

    wb lvya xxxxxxxxxxx

    97 settimane fa
  • Rosie.
    luv Rosie.

    Awwww im sorry to hear that. Maybe your just really ugly. lolz only joking.

    Ye its a shame you missed the rock. Stupid flights.

    lolz not much has been happening.

    YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD A SISTER!!!!

    Anyway Laura is very nice and we had a leaving party with a massive chocolate fountain and chocolate moustaches.

    lolz anywayz wen r u next coming back?

    97 settimane fa
  • Ailis.
    Ailis.

    yeh im gd thankyou. Christmas was great! u?

    97 settimane fa
  • Xx-Holly Garrett-Xx
    Xx-Holly Garrett-Xx

    hello gav
    grrrr calling zac efron ugly !!!!grrr o no i didnt
    hehe anyway im gd very gd had a brill xmas banter

    I was sad that i didnt c u at the rock but i will c u even if it take me around the world hehe
    how was ur xmas and new year ( HAPPY NEW YEAR BY THE WAY)

    We just had a leaving party for laura (marshall) and it was fun we had a cocolate fountine hehe but it was sad she was leavin :( :(
    well hope to talk to u soon and av fun were ever u r hehe
    luv ya xxxxxxxxxxx

    98 settimane fa
  • Catherine
    Catherine

    sounds kl!
    yeh it was very good. i went down to london to see family for christmas so that was good and we had a few friends over for new year so that was also good.
    what about you?

    98 settimane fa
  • Helen
    Helen

    hellooo
    havent spoken 2 u in ages
    u should sue the airoplane people so u can get a free flight 2 cum and c us !!!
    ye rock is really gd this year -- obviosly better without u lol
    how r u gettin on is seattle
    banchory over seattle any day!!!
    helen

    98 settimane fa