Lets be honest ladies, when you are asked questions by men you like, you generally tend to lie, lets get the truth out now shall we and save all future embaressments eh, us guys are gettin pretty tired of the lies!!!!!!!!

1. How many men have you actually slept with...BE HONEST!!!

*** I'm still in single didgits!!!!!!!!

2. Have you ever had a threesome?? remember the big man up stairs is watchin!!

*** Oh wah!! how rude!!!!!! .....MAYBE!!!! if he really is watchin, then he'll know already!!!

3. Bra size?? they see your pics, they know if your sayin they are bigger than they are!!

**** I bet whoever wrote this, is like 18, ugly and a virgin!!!!!!..... you can work it out your self, between 30 and 34, and between f and h, dont strain yourself now!!

4. Dress size!!!....come on pinnochio tell the truth!!

**** i'm curvy and proud i work hard at my size 12 ass!!

5. Would you sleep with a footballer, even if he wasnt great lookin if you knew you would def and up a wag???

**** Nope def not, dont wanna be a wag

6. Have you ever woke up next to someone you had no clue their name??

**** Shelly who have you been talkin to??? no i def def havent, pinky promise!!!

7. Does size matter to you (you know what i'm on about)???

***** Not goin to lie...it def does matter.....shallow i know, but it def does

8. Would you ever meet someone off bebo, if he was hot and you hadn't met him??

***** i dont know, depends on how hot and if he loved himself!!!

9. Have you ever kissed or slept with someone your friend was totally in to??

***** Yes but not sayin who, when or what

10. Lastly ladies.. your doing well so far!!...spit or swallow????????

**** CHEEKY MONKEY!!!!!!!!! WHY DONT YOU ASK YOUR DAD

I want to know what we loser wrote this

When girls drink too much!


1. We have absolutely no idea where our bag is.. and for some reason, that's ok.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out at just 4 hours ago.

5. We drop our 3am chips and cheese on the floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's business.

6.We declare to everyone we see, including people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.

7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. We get very emotional, sometimes for no reason at all.

9. We tell people exactly what we think of them.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us.

11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.

12. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us just lemonade and blackcurrant, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.

13. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the floor..

14. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

15. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.

16. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

17. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.

18. We take our shoes off because we believe it's the shoes' fault that we can't walk straight.

19. We have the urge to phone our best friend when shes in bed sleeping, just to tell her we're drunk and that we love her sooooooooo much!

20. We do things we would never dream of doing sober, and we dont even care!

Things to do in a lift
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on; ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) ask people if they want to see your ass

17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

1 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"