"We're going to turn the lights down real low now, Not because we don't think your pretty, or because we don't respect you...."

Wembley Arena March 29th before doing Ghost Of You

"Sometimes I tie my shoe, sometimes I make no sense at all"

Wembley arena March 29th 2007

"You know its funny. I'd probably get arrested for just holding this"

after a fan threw a bra onstage March 27th 2007

You guys keep singing , I'm just gonna go over here , and I'm gonna touch myself (fans scream very loudly)"

26th March, Nottingham Ice Arena

"Do you like to dance, (fans scream) DO YOU LIKE TO FUCKING DANCE!!"

(fans scream even louder) March 24th M.E.N Arena

"All our old fans, who've been with us from the very beginning; you welcome the new fans. If there's one thing MCR hates more than anything, it's those fucking elitists!"

February 24th, Hartford, CT Show.

"'Cause as much as we like to hear you scream, we LOOOVE to hear you BOOOO!" *fans boo loudly* Gerard: YOU FUCKING LOVE US!

March 24th, M.E.N arena

"You love us even though we have no respect for anything!"

March 24th, M.E.N Arena.

"This is a song about the United Kingdom's greatest killing machine."

Before performing 'Teenagers', March 24th, MEN Arena.

"*Singing* Everybody tie your shoe, I don't care about you. Everybody tie your shoe, clap clap. *Speaking* On three, cause I wanna get my shoes tied now, so I'm gonna tie my fucking shoes!...wait...okay, *Singing* Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap. Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap. *Speaking Again* That's possibly the fucking stupidest thing I've ever done up here."

My Chemical Romance Tour Concert, 22nd March 2007, Birmingham, England

"I have the potential to be a fantastic alcoholic"

"The Black Parade went home... back to Italy!"

(To an audience, Oakland, California show 2007)

"The Black Parade hates mother fucking glowsticks."

(Oakland, California 3/15/07)

"Ooo, what do we have here? Oh my God, it's a WHITE T-SHIRT! God I love these things, thank you!"

(After a fan threw a white t-shirt onto the stage at March 1, 2007 show in Chicago)

"Ooo, what is this? Pink bunny ears? Well as much as I know you want me to put these on, I'm not going to. I do know my good friend IERO here'll put em on!"

(After a fan threw pink bunny ears onto the stage at March 1, 2007 show in Chicago)

"Even if you stop believing in us, we'll never stop believing in you."

"The Black Parade is DEAD!"

(To audience at March 13 show in San Diego, when the band came out as My Chemical Romance, after they played as the Black Parade)

"Okay, I have to say thank you to every motherfucker in the audience. I have seen a couple people fall in the pit, and everytime someone has, everyone aroud them has helped them up. We haven't had to stop once, Because you guys are that fucking good!"

(To audience at March 13th show in San Diego)

"On the count of three, everyone say fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah TOMMY!"

(To audience at March 13th show in San Diego to MCR's good friend Tommy)

"You dirty, dirty, dirty motherfuckers..."

(To audience, Hartford, CT show 2007)

"Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You're good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 4 or 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey, girls, you are beautiful."

"If you don't go to high school, you will definitely go to jail."

"I'm Gerard Way and I'm here to steal your boyfriend!"

"I feel like theres so many people out there who have the kids in the palm of their hand, listening but there are so few people saying somet

RAP IS FOR FUCKHEADS!

R = retards
A = attempting
P = poetry

ROCK IS THE BEST STYLE OF MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?