Liam Parsons
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Pat's.
And hopefully I'll be heading back to Scoil Oilibhéir again. It's a natural progression
<-----------Carroroe, 23/6/09, 8:44, the end of our house's performance, and Liam is just 'rapping' things up.
There's an ongoing struggle in me between Heart, Mind and Penis. I'm trying to work out an arrangement where Penis doesn't always win.
I've decided I'm no longer young at heart.
I used to think that 'Anything is possible!'
I now think that 'a lot less is possible than I originally anticipated. Meh, it's probably not worth the effort anyway.'
I spend a few seconds every minute trying to figure out if people are laughing at me or with me. Then I decide I shouldn't care.
Then I realise I don't. (Care)
Hugs rule. Especially ones from Pat's girls. They're phenomenal at it.
People keep telling me I'm mean.
I'll tell you what, I'll start being a bit nicer when everyone else starts being a bit less stupid.
- Music
- Let's just cut this down to 10... System of a down, The Fratellis, Say Anything, Sebadoh, Test Icicles, Stroke 9, Jimmy Eat world, The Presidents of the united states, The Wombats and The Rock N Roll soldiers...
Oh, and I have a strong urge to mention 'Right where it belongs' by Nine Inch Nails here just cos it has a particular relevance. That, and it's brilliant.
AND I'm officially admitting I kinda like Avril Lavigne, as ashamed of myself as I am - Films
- Donnie Darko, Hot Fuzz, The Shawshank redemption, The Third Man, Dogma, The Usual suspects
- Sports
- I'd like to think my daily sprint to the train station can be counted here...
- Fears
- Nothing but fear itself
- Is maith liom
- I like;
St. Pat’s in general;
Poetry; (Yup, I’d judge me too if I were you)
People who do social commentaries;
Accents of culchies, D4s, Canadians *Cough*, Australians…
Hugs;
Helping out my mates from a fix;
That fresh shower smell;
The Coolmine school bell which I occasionally hear from my house. It’s a nice reminder that I never have to go back;
Being able to forgive someone for doing something horrible;
Board games;
Poker;
People who seem to understand you totally;
That level of drunkenness where you think everybody understands you totally;
Anybody who smiles when they see you;
Sign language;
Every night out I’ve had with Mark; (He’s like a lucky rabbit’s foot, I tell ya!)
Sitting beside Kathy in a play cos she just says what you’re thinking yourself;
Lie-ins;
When the Irish name of a place is the same in English but the train voice says both anyway; (Bray, BRÉ!!!)
Dozing off mid-lecture and feeling fantastic for the next one;
When the eggs don’t burst; - Is maith liom (Continued)
- The bizarre reasons I get into fights (Canada, bad grammar, homosexual rights, etc)
Pizza, chocolate and beer, BUT not all at once;
Doing favours; (I’m a bit of a sap that way, I’ve just lent my jacket to a complete stranger and then spent three hours walking home in the wee hours of the morning)
That sense of relief after getting a big assignment done;
Earning cash for getting myself in a fight-Ok, that only happened once, but I’d love for it to happen again;
When an old song takes on a whole new meaning;
People of the chatty and quirky variety - Ní maith liom
- I hate;
When a PUSA song is interrupted by ANYTHING whatsoever;
That swan that likes to attack me at the canal (You don’t own the thing, motherfucker!);
Nagging, especially by parents;
My tendency to procrastinate;
Coming home and smelling like smoke;
Missed calls from private numbers;
Those weirdos who add me and try to flirt via Bebo;
Anyone who is even a little more cynical than I;
The skanger accent;
The humiliation of coming in late for Early Education
Predictive text
And a huge number of other things I don’t remember yet.
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Jailtacht quotes
1.
Shanebag *referring to Catriona after climbing up a tall tree*: Oh, you better call the fire brigade, there's a 'CAT' stuck in the tree!
2.
Gavin Greene Explaining why myself and Podge are in the wrong house: Actually, Mairin, there is a perfectly legitimate reason for these lads to be here. You see, I grew up in a single-parent household...
3.
*During a a drinking game, making up a rule...*
Me: Ok, you're not allowed say the letter 'E.' Starting now.
Podge: What, ever?
*Mike, during the same game, trying not to use the letter*
Mike: This... is... crap...
4.
Gavin: I can't have sex with her personality!
5.
Josh: Is there any number higher than emmmm.... 2 bazillion?
Mike: 2 bazillion??? THREE BAZILLION! For God's sake! It's like asking if there's a number higher than 2!
6.
Me: Lads, I REALLY hope there's nobody masterbating in the showers here. It's just not on!
Podge: Yeah! Actually, which shower does Jerry use?
Mike: The downstairs one...
Everybody simultaneously: Eughhhhhh
7.
Aoife De Paor: Is Liam this big of a pain in college?
*Everybody from Group D nods*
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Since a good few people seemed interested in my poems...
My pearl richer than all my tribe:
I saw you today, to my slow surprise,
The train and I were stopped. Incognizant.
For just a glance, should I apologize?
My mouth opens awake, my tongue still lies,
Lies still before the first chug, hesitant,
I saw you today, to my slow surprise.
My gaze juts left, right to dodge your eyes,
The world whirls past-full of what ‘we’ once meant,
For just a glance, should I apologize?
My surroundings twirl and twist clockwise,
Knees beneath me quake against my intent,
I saw you today, to my slow surprise
My logic is blown out as Love would advise,
But I step slow, and lose old Love’s moment
For just a glance, should I apologize?
Only my breath and mind do not disquise
That now at this station, I still repent
I saw you today, to my slow surprise
For just a glance, should I apologize?
My wait at the bus-stop at 4 a.m.:
Cold and alone I wonder about
Does he too, make you, whisper and shout?
I used to
Sometimes become so convinced with doubt
I’d then, try again, to figure out
Where are you?
Sitting so still but I’m lost without
You, the one who, used to be lookout
For us two
The clichéd couple, sappy throughout
All days, in small ways, acting devout
It was true
"My" revelations
I once had
A revelation,
So mighty and so intense,
It could have been a tyrant of thoughts,
It could have shattered the bones of men and wolves,
And perhaps parted a helpless ocean,
But then, quite curiously,
I forgot that thought
I once had;
A revelation.
My lack of Cool
My mind’s stuck still, devoid of style,
The grey designs of history,
Lingering, like the smell of bile,
That girl has such a soothing smile,
The kind that always freezes me,
My mind’s stuck still, devoid of style,
My words burn up in a drunk pile,
Too dumb to exit gracefully,
Lingering, like the smell of bile,
The cherry is that all the while,
She’s as cool as I am clumsy,
My mind’s stuck still, devoid of style
These frustrations are futile,
But they come in waves frequently,
Lingering, like the smell of bile,
What happened to my wit and guile?
How long could their cold absence be?
My mind’s stuck still, devoid of style,
Lingering, like the smell of bile
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An example of my inner-monologue (Since some of you wanted to read it, God knows why..)
Ok, so on Monday, I had to go into town to meet up with my friend, and I was having a bad hair day (as I so very frequently do), so I decided to stop at the barbers, get a quick cut, and then head in on the bus, which works out well cos there’s a bus-stop right outside Sam’s Barbers
I walked into the shop and took a mental note of the 3 barbers who were there.
1. Big-red-mohawk-guy
2. Tall-skinny-Asian-guy
3. Balding-guy-with-a-vacant-stare
There was nobody else there queuing, so I was happy.
I sat down, slouched, stretched my arm across the headrest and crossed my legs.
That’s my favourite sitting position cos I think it makes me look cool and extremely laid back.
Balding-guy-with-a-vacant-stare asked me:
“Do you want a haircut?”
I replied sarcastically:
“Eh, yeah. Am I in the right place?”
Big-red-mohawk-guy laughed at my joke so I felt good. However, Balding-guy-with-a-vacant-stare just gave me a vacant stare and then looked away.
He was probably thinking:
“What an asshole.”
Consequently, I thought:
“I hope that Balding-guy-with-a-vacant-stare won’t be cutting my hair…”
I decided to readjust my sitting position cos I didn’t want Balding-guy-with-a-vacant-stare to think:
“That guy just thinks he’s soooo great, sitting in that cool and extremely laid back position.”
Then I sat up, as if I was a very serious kind of person.
I took out my phone, and pretended to text somebody seriously about some serious business because I was sitting up straight and people who sit up straight are usually considering very serious things.
(In reality, I was just texting my friend who I would be meeting up with in town later)
Fortunately, Tall-skinny-Asian-guy was ready first.
I got a text as soon as the cloak was around my neck.
I was annoyed cos I couldn’t read my message right away and this happens to me every time I get my hair cut.
Tall-skinny-Asian-guy didn’t talk at all during the haircut.
He stared at my hair intently the whole time, the way a crazy painter looks at a canvas or a fat guy looks at a cake.
As he was cutting my hair, I thought:
“Ok, the haircut costs 8euro, and I have 10euro in my pocket, so I won’t tip him anything and keep my 2euro for bus-fare.”
Then I remembered he was Asian and panicked slightly:
“Will he think I’m intentionally not tipping him because he’s Asian?!
I don’t want him to think I’m a racist…
But wait, he almost definitely won’t think I’m racist. He’ll just think I’m cheap.
I don’t want him to think I’m cheap…”
I decided to give him the 2euro tip.
Then I remembered the bus-fare I needed.
I figured I’d give him the 2euro,
Then go back to my house to get some change,
Then go back out again to the bus-stop,
Then go to town to meet up with my friend.
After I had made these plans, I recalled a joke about Asian people being able to read minds.
I got a bit freaked out thinking:
“This guy can’t tell what I’m thinking, can he?”
When I was on holidays with my Asian friend Una, she could always tell what I was thinking from looking at me, so maybe Tall-skinny-Asian-guy could do the same…
A thought occurred:
“No, that’s stupid and racist. Stop thinking about this!”
By the time the haircut was finished, I hadn’t decided if I was going to tip Tall-skinny-Asian-guy at all.
He had done a good job after all…
But I needed the change for the bus…
After a great inner-debate, I decided to keep the change for the bus.
I avoided eye-contact with Tall-skinny-Asian-guy and I felt extraordinarily guilty when he said ‘thank you very much.’
Anyway, I had just left the shop when I remembered that text message I had received earlier.
It was from my friend who I was meeting up with in town later that day:
“Sry hun cant make it in 2town 2day coz my dad is pissd wit me realy sry. Mayb thrusday insted?? xxx”
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ShaneIl y a 6 semainesyo man are you on facebook as this thing is dhite i have over 120 friend requests from "busty patricia", "Tina Sucker" and my personnal favourite "Uvana Phook" im under shane felle add me
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Megan ClarkIl y a 10 semainesHey! Hows things?
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Kathy Keegan
Hey Liam, how goes it?
Havent been talking to you in ages, tp going smoothly I hope, no children eating crayons I hope!!! -
Mike Billy ByrneIl y a 14 semainesLIAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Youve got a great parson-ality!!!! (i know extremely original but i couldnt resist!)
Hows the holidays/bitterness towards the population of ladders going?
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SamIl y a 14 semainesparsons my good man, il see u in college this year!
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Il y a 16 semaines
Seamus O Brollachain.
Can i have a ham and cheese sandwich please?
Im sorry sir no you can't?
why?
Because im scared of you, im afraid.
that works. -
Il y a 18 semaines
Eefaa
The infamous a-town! ...athlone!!
yes it makes me feel cooler that way! 
hmmm....wot am i up to??
luks like no job 4 me this summer anyway!
but ive had plenty of time to watch countless movies etc! plus we got our house 4 dub nxt year hapy days!
yeh,theres a fair few books to be read alright.... even one of kinelly's lesser known books!
am ragin...left my phone in my frinds lastnight! ...nothing worsr than having no phone!!
any news out in blanchs direction??? -
Il y a 18 semaines
Padraig Mc Govern
Hi Liam!!! (High pitched voice!!!)
Ya wanna hear sumtin reli sad... well its still my most looked forward to part of the day!!!
Im likin them quotes u have up on ur blog
Hows life now without me sleeping on top of you??? -
Il y a 18 semaines
Mike Billy Byrne
Your bitterness towards ladders has reached a scary level!!!
Yeah i have cut the grass on many the occasion, between massive showers of rain!!
Those quotes are being added!!! Sorry i "borrowed your blog" i feel it was a shared experience (say with shanebag-like intonation while swaying to the side with an indifferent expression on your face)!!
Iv just been beboing peeps, got a few texts from MC and normal sized/skills Dave!! You?
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Il y a 20 semaines
Mike Billy Byrne
........................BÁISTE....
Cant even cut the lawn!!! Liam i miss the triangle/occasional square of trust Hows the holiers going in Dublino??
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Michael O GormanIl y a 20 semainesgud point bu we all no the truth snips!!
ah its ok tryin t stay off de beer 4 de summer bu ended up getin hamerd last nite!! just wana get bak t college t b honest. hwz dubland?? -
Seamus O Brollachain.Il y a 20 semaines
what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
Or in your case, it would probably be a Frisbee. A red one.With scratches on it. -
Megan ClarkIl y a 20 semaines
Hey Liam! How's you? We should hang out sometime soon! Give me a text when ur free.
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Il y a 20 semaines
Ciara Garland
its importanat u take all my girl advice......
NEVER.....make jokes about things like names and religion
ALWAYS....give her a can of tuna -
EefaaIl y a 20 semaines
Ach IS FEIDIR LINN!!!
and u r the main spokesman 4 dat mr.Parsons!!
As podge said it was 'character building!'
hows d summer goin 4 u anyway??? a-town seems sooo quiet compared to pats its crazy!! -
Michael O GormanIl y a 21 semaines
i miss your pillow defacing!
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Il y a 21 semaines
Amanda Delaney
ive been workin since i came back ...sale is on so fun fun fun
apart from that nothin at all ..so nice to be back..i missed my own bed and really missed all my workm8ties ...but im missin my roomie now cant win lol
who wer u livin with again?
oh actually i have an nb question to ask you
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Ciara GarlandIl y a 21 semaines
I remembered......and hes from canadia......ooooo liam parsons oooo liam parsons....
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Ciara GarlandIl y a 21 semaines
well liam dream......i turn up on the left side because i am aware that the right side of my face is my better side....ye know! funny u noticed!
ooooo liam parsons oooo liam parsons....
he raps he sings hes got blonde hair and hes good at english....
ooooo liam parsons oooo liam parsons....
he raps he sings hes got blonde hair and hes......
liam help me i cant remember those last words!
your poetry to me and catriona is by far my favourite thing from the gaeltacht! I have a sneaky video of it!
u like being home.....platonic love?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ps i have about 12 more of these photos but i didnt wanna put them all up.....cos that just looks wierd!
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Il y a 21 semaines
DO u want fries with that
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