(1) Wen a nacker knocked on Stevies door sellin dvd's and Stevie asked how much and the nacker said "€5 each or il do ya a deal of 4 for €20"(der so inbred its not even funny).
(2) Wen ben O'brien woz buzzin out of his head an said dat wen he woz 7 he got into a little room an slept der till he woz 24 years of age....(he woz only fukin 19 wen tellin dis story haha!!)
(3) Wen jay pender tried to convince himself it woz a bottle of Bacarrdi Breezer not piss......took a drink out of it and den said "aaawwwwhhhh dat is fukin piss" (yeh pender ya dumb fuk i woz tellin ya dat all along)
(4) Wen Me & Leonard took a fuse outta a banger in Dalys an lit it an threw it on2 the floor infront of Dean, Daly & Janet an dey all scatered behind the couch's tinkin it woz gonna blow (funny from our point of view)
(5) The time we came across a pic in deans fone......of His Own.......COCK (dont even ask haha)
(6) LSD (Ohh yeh)
(7) Wen Me & Perdi nearly got arrested in the airport cumin bak from Norway for smokin a fag as soon as we got off the plane (Ratt the fuker wozn't spoted ), 2 airport patrol cop cars an 1 cop jeep & bout 6 or 7 cops, ok so they were refuelin the plane which cud hav caused a serious explosion & a big hole in the side of the airport haha, nearly got a fine of €1700 (funny part is me an perdi though we cud go halfs on the fine haha)
( http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=13242... <---emily's little dreamland haha...
(9 & 10) LSD/ St.Stephens nite 26-12-2007, sum serious madness for a fukin wednesday nite (ahhh hoooooooly diiiiver hahahaha)
(11) New years eve 2007 after the disco wen Janet swung her handbag an hit gump an nearly took his head off his shoulders

To Be Continued...........

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