1. Name: Donald George Crocket Esquire
2. Nicknames: Geek, Time-Lord, Pontiff, Betty, Big Dong, The Don, Historic-C*nt
3. Birthday: Due to my time travelling work my birthday has been lost along with the records of the demise of guy fawkes
4. Place of Birth: The tardis
5. Zodiac Sign: All of them
6. Male or female: A touch of both
7. Year: Presently.. 2007, however I'm in 1924
8. University: I studied beside Einstein.. ask him
9. Occupation: Time-lord/Rent-Boy
10. Residence: My tardis
11. MSN Screen name: What is this msn malarky.. I donald do not condone it

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: I have no hair.. and thats ANYWHERE on my body
13. Hair Length: Read above
14. Eye colour: White
15. Weight: 3 Stone
16. Height: 5' 2"
17. Braces? yes.. they hold up my y fronts
18. Glasses? Only to make me look smart amongst my intellectual colleagues
19. Piercings: I do the piercing with my EYESSSS
20. Tattoos: None
21. Righty or Lefty: Ambidexturous (didnt see that comin' eh smart arse... i know cause I can time travel)

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Jesus... I was the one creating the miracles.. I wrote the bible as a homework assignment and that little rodent stole my limelight.. now everyone worships him!!!
23. First Award: Nobel Peace Prize!
24. First Sport You Joined: Jousting of course
25. First pet: My pet t-rex... oh if only rexie was still alive today
26. First Real Vacation: My whole life is dedicated to a timely vacation
27: First Concert: Jesus and the 12 Disciples Go Disco
28. First Love: Eve, oh that homewrecker adam

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: BLASPHEMY!
30. TV programme: TV?
31. Colour: aubergeine
32. Rapper: That new fangled mars rapper isnt too bad
33. Band: elastic
34. Song Right Now: Cher - Turn Back Time
35. Friends: I travel alone.. I have been looking the universe for a soul mate although nothing has so far transpired.
36. Sweet: 3 Piece
37. Sport to Play: JOUSTING!
38. Restaurant: Moses Ark
39. Favourite brand: Historic Donald says nothing smells quite like own brand
40. Store: Topshop
41. Subject: English Lit
42. Animal: Wolly Mammoth
43. Book series: Nostradamous! He was smarter than the books let on!
44. Magazine: nonsense!
45. Shoes:Open Toed Sandles

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Abdomen
47. Single or Taken?: Single....
48. Have a crush: Yes
49. Eating: Sweddish Meatballs
50. Drinking: Everlasting youth tonic
51. Typing: I need not type
52. Online?: Huh?
53. Listening To: The sound of my own voice
54. Thinking About: Repairing my tardis
55. Wanting To: D.I.S.C.O
56. Watching: MUdwrestling Homosexulas
57. Wearing: A toga

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? No.. I have no need
59. Want to be married? Yes, historic donald longs to love
60. Careers in Mind: I'm already time-lord.. all I wish to be is master of the universe
61. Where do you want to live: the moon holds many prospects
62. Car: With a tardis one does not need such poluting beasts

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: GINGERRRRRRRRRRRRR
64. Hair length: Brazillian!
65. Eye colour: Grey!
66. Measurements: of what exactly?
67. Cute or Sexy: Both I love cute though sexy turns me on
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: None.. I unfortunately can't express feelings through physical connections.
70. Short or Tall: Short, almost midget like
71. Easygoing or serious: Serious.. although ea

well where can I begin, I've been busy this week! along with my time travelling capabilities I got a hold of bernards watch! ohh yes the prized possession. I'm unsure where to take my travels next but I do wish everyone a safe journey.