14 Things to do in Tesco...

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:
Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
bedding Department.

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security
camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
through,
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
again!!!"

And last but not least:

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here

Name: mark
Nickname : to many...,
Pets: none
Where u live: Gorey
Sign: capcricorn
Shoe size:8 or 9

FAVOURITES

Food: chipees
Drink: oo diet coke maybe..
CD:dunno ehm appeal to reason-rise against
Colour:2 many 2 list
Movie:monsters vs aliens =P
Song: the tempest-pendulum
Saying:if its not broke move out of the way !!
Tv program: Family Guy
Person:cabbage =D
Thing to do on a sat: stuffs..
Place to shop:gwalia !!
Place to eat: Home i guess

RIGHT NOW

Where r u:im in my grandparents
Wearin: black jeans an a tee
drinkin; diet coke
Eatin: Nothing
Thinking of: wat 2 write nxt
Listenin to: the noise de comps makin

IF YOU HAD

One wish wot would it be:sponsored.
A chance to be anywhere in the world where would it be: america
One song to listen to all day wot would it be: savior-rise against
One thing to take on holiday wot would it be:my board
To choose a person to be stuck on a desert island with, who would it be and why:ne of my gud friends coz der all best m8s 2 me

CHOOSE BETWEEN

Sweet/salted: Sweet
Summer/winter: Eek em Summer
Hot/cold cookies: hot cookies
Reading/writing:writin
Intelligence/money: intelligence givs u the no-how of how 2 get in money
Hot/cold:a lil bit of both
Shorts/trousers:trousers ..h8 shorts

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

Yourself:nope
Friends: yes....
Santa Claus:
God:ye ...
Tooth Fairy: nd anodda
Self Motto:keep goin or youl neva learn
Angels:dunno??
Ghosts:ye but not ur scary 10 foot of a ghost!
Life after death:not sure
Americans landing on the moon: EICH !! IT WAZ ZEE RUSSIANS !!!!!

THE LAST

Thing you ate – toast
Thing you drank- diet coke
Person you called -oisin
Person u txt - keara
Person that called u -dad
Person tht txtd u -keara
Book you read -breakind dawn
Movie you watched – fast and furious new one, endings shit
Person you shouted at - mum probly...
Person you hugged –ummm i think kaylah ??

TELL THE TRUTH...WOULD YOU EVER

Pay for sex :No
Strip for money: NO
Work in micky ds: NO
Bitch about someone :depends hu

HAVE YOU EVER

Made out with a member of the same sex : No Fuck no
Been in love : yup
Shoplifted : no
Been fired : No never worked hehe
Snuck out of the house: a few times
Had feeling"s for someone who didn"t have them back : Yep unfortunately
Been arrested :no ...nearly
Gone on a blind date : No