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I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, don’t call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
Look at ME you idiot... Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
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Grandma;
I wish you could be here to see me now,
with my little boy, oh you'd be so proud
I look at him sometimes and see so much of you,
if only you could meet him, you'd see it too
I feel like I need you here all the time,
to help me through life and ease my mind
You were the rock of the family and kept us together,
so strong willed, so special and I'll think of you forever
I'm so thankful to be a part of you,
and hope that I carry a part of you too
You made such an impact, whether big or small,
I just wish you could be with us to enjoy it all
We all miss you so much, its still hard to believe,
you lost your fight and had no choice but to leave
Your spirit will live on, in all of us, always,
no-one will ever forget you, for the rest of our days
F A Holroyd
19/03/07
hi cuz love the pics of mali so cute hope u like my pic
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