Paul Sheehan
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- Membre depuis: November 2005
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- Things that are good
- Walking everywhere barefoot, fush & chups, lazing around the canal, having a cold shower on a hot day, having a big fire on a cold day, being exhausted in a good way after the gym, sleeping around bonfires, getting a DVD and sweeties and settling in for the night, getting to that stage on a night out when you are just drunk enough to know you are having a good time, seeing someone after a long time, finally finishing a long essay/project
- Things that are bad
- scumbags, drizzly days where you get wet and sweaty without realising it, getting to that point in the night when you k now you are too drunk and feeling sick, being able to tell that you wont be able to get a full night sleep for several days, people who think too much of themselves, wet socks, leaving a gym not feeling tired, saying goodbye to friends, being poor
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A Good Joke i heard, i know ye are lost without my humour
A man walks into the doctors feeling a bit under the weather, after checking him out the doctor informs him that he only has a week to live. "What", says the man, "i want a second opinion". So the doctor says that they're are more tests he can do but they wll cost around 100,000 euros. "Fine" says the patient and writes a cheque for the doctor.
The doctor walks out of the room and comes back in with a golden labrador who walks up to the man and sniffs him a bit. The doctor then brings the dog out and returns with a cat that he waves around in front of the mans face. After he puts the cat away he comes back to the patent and tells him thats tests have shown that indeed, he only has a week to live. "What the hell" said the man, "what kind of tests were they? I did not pay 100,000 just for you to wave animals at me!". To which the doctor replies, "I am sorry sir, but Lab tests and CAT scans are pretty expensive you know"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LEGEND JOKE
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How the Kiwi's slaughter the English language
I rang up the revenue board looking for my Social Security number so i could apply for a job, she said i could get it over the phone but i would need a PIN. I was trying to play it cool and runing around but could not for the life of me remember ever been giving a PIN number when i applied. I confessed as much and she told me that i just need the 'pin' to write down the number, a pencil would do as well. Silly Kiwis
Here is a few more from NZ-speak
Peck: To fill a suitcase
Pigs: For hanging cloths out with
Pug: Dirty animal with curly tail
Min: Males
Lift: Departed
Guess: Vapour
Fush: Marine creatures
Ear: Mix of oxygen and hydrgen
Duffy cult: Not Easy
Beard: A place to sleep
Beers: Large savage animals found in US forests
One Doze: Well known computer programme
Titty Bar: Soft childrens toy names after a US President
Naaouuhh: Opposite to Yes
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Cats Vs Dogs
Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:
Day 683 of my captivity:
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released -- and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded!
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe...for now
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if you had to become sterile or lose a hand, what would it be?
- lose the hand, have the sprogs
- keep the hand, lose the offspring
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- P.S. I love you by Celia Ahern
- The Bible by I. B. God
- The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R.. Tolkien
- The Encylopedia Brittanica by some guy
- I am a complete cretin and dont read books, my how ignorant i am
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Hardy HorganIl y a 32 semainesNo hassle paul. I had a sherry and a brandy. I had to be carried home.
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Hardy HorganIl y a 33 semainesWell Paul
My 21st is on in Scott's bar in town this sunday, April 12. It's a double with large Shane Mac You've been warned (invited).
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Rebeka LambeIl y a 38 semainesWhat! Was that Nigal Merciers Acting School?! Hahaha
That is quite random I must say! ha
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Elaine RyanIl y a 38 semainesentertain me Paul, i feel like being entertained! Im in awful bad form coz of this lack of sugar running through my veins!
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Shimmy CIl y a 39 semainesDoing ballot on Tues in Ennis re. whether we're striking or not-general feeling is that majority will vote for striking which is stupid-I've no intention of standing in pissing raining cold weather! The village is alive and well-we had the big boys out last wk doing great work on the rd-twas a sight to behold! I can just imagine the wild crazy nights in castletroy-ye are so daring!
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Shimmy CIl y a 39 semainesHeya! Was on facebook but was too hard to keep it going so dropped it-what's with all the throwing food and buying a fish for someone? Pensions stuff doesn't bother me-cutbacks are annoying but sure I'll just cutback on the work-no meetings outside sch hours etc! No more spending evenings etc correcting shit and preparing-that'll teach them!
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Hen BonanIl y a 44 semainesShuttup this is not Conal's thing it is entirely my own. Are you doing anything these days? How about Munchkin at the weekend?
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Il y a 44 semaines
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Lady AnnaIl y a 55 semainesBelated Happy Halloween, green with envy at that news...hows college? Abu is good, year three...is it weird that Im still here?
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Il y a 60 semaines
Elaine Ryan
ok well not sure where we will be but myself dani and michelle will be there! Ill give you a ring or text. Sunday night dvd's at mine? i think sum1 should bring a wii aswell, ill provide sweets or bread for you
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Lady AnnaIl y a 61 semainesOh that's awful, I knew there was something very unsafe about that jet boat!! How's college life going?
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Fergal RooneyIl y a 62 semaineshaha, yeh twas a pretty poor attempt to try and distract her. In fairness though, she was hard to work with! she didnt make it easy for me!
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Diana KeaysIl y a 63 semainesYou coming out Friday night??? It'll be funnnnnn!! Hey you havent accepted me as a friend.. is there something you'd like to tell me? Well I hate you too, if it helps. :p
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Rebeka LambeIl y a 63 semainesAre you calling me common?!?
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Diana KeaysIl y a 63 semainesJesus Paul, that was a bit of a controversial thing to say (you like coke..) Each to their own I suppose... I don't want to be on Facebook, Bebo's more fun. Oh there's a night out Friday, venue's Costelloes, Steve, Laura, her boyfriend Seamus and myself so far, hoping to get you and Dave and any others willing to come on-board.. Free up that schedule of yours mister!!
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Il y a 65 semaines
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Anne Marie SheehanIl y a 65 semainessome one said you had a job, someone also said it is as a video recording kind of guy,i find this hard to believe.... and i am also a little freaked about dave horan's coment ... below...




















A magical shiny (oooo) golden star for Paul for a job well done...!
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