* Name: Claire
* Birth date: 09/06/88
* Birthplace: Brum
* Current Location: Brum
* Eye Colour: Blue
* Hair Colour: Blonde
* Height: 5ft1
* Weight: ???
* Piercings: 8
* Tattoos: 2
* Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nope
* Overused Phrase: Yahh Dik'ead!!

FAVORITES
* Food: Chinese
* Candy: Jelly Sweets
* Number: 9
* Colour: Pink
* Animal: Doggies
* Drink: Cuppa
* Alcohol Drink: Malibu =)
* Bagel: None
* Letter: C
* Body Part on Opposite sex: Ermm Chest

THIS OR THAT
* McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mckies
* Strawberry or Watermelon: Defo Strawberry
* Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot
* Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
* Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
* Kiss or Hug: Both
* Dog or Cat: Dog
* Rap or Punk: Rap
* Summer or Winter: Got To Be Summer!!
* Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary
* Love or Money: Love

YOUR...
* Bedtime: WhenEver?
* Most Missed Memory: Don't Have One
* Best physical feature: ???? Hair ??? lol
* First Thought Waking Up: Just Another 5 Mins!!!
* Goal for this year: Dont Set Myself Goals!
* Best Friends: Georgina && Hayley
* Weakness: Im a Push Over Lool
* Fears: Death
* Heritage: ???


HAVE YOU...
* Ever Drank: Yesh
* Ever Smoked: yeshh Alot
* Pot: ???
* Ever been Drunk: Too Many Times
* Ever been beaten up: No
* Ever beaten someone up: No
* Ever Shoplifted: When i was A kid
* Ever Skinny Dipped: Nope
* Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
* Been Dumped Lately: No

IN A GUY/GIRL
* Favourite Eye Colour: Any
* Favourite Hair Colour: Brown
* Short or Long: Shortish
* Height: Taller Than Me
* Style: His Own
* Looks or Personality: Both
* Hot or Cute: Don't Mind
* Drugs and Alcohol: SOME!
* Muscular or Really Skinny: Not SKINNY But Not 2 Big!!

RANDOMS
* Number of Regrets in the Past: A Few!
* How do you want to Die: With A BANG
* Been to the Mall Lately: Yes
* Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes
* Get along with your Parents: Yeah
* Health Freak: No way!
* Do you think your Attractive: No
* Believe in yourself: Sometimes
* Want to go to College: Nope But Shud Ov...
* Do you Smoke: Alot
* Do you Drink: DEFO!!
* Shower Daily: Yeep
* Been in Love: ummmm? Nope
* Do you Sing: Try Too
* Want to get Married: Dont Mind
* Do you want Children: I Sure Doo
* Have your future kids names planned out: Yeshh
* Hate anyone: YES!! :@

> >1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get
> >undressed?
> >
> > 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all
> >the way down to the core of the earth?
> >
> >3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth
> >closed?
> >
> >4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling
> >your arse?
> >
> >5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the
> >first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an
> >alcoholic'?
> >
> >6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps
> >outside?
> >
> >7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
> >freezer?
> >
> >8. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through
> >mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
> >
> >9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns
> >the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
> >
> >10. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
> >
> >11. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
> >'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever
> >comes out'?
> >
> >12. What do people in China call their good plates?
> >
> >13. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
> >the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the
> >bathroom
> >is?
> >
> >14. What do you call male ballerinas?
> >
> >15. Why is a person that handles your money called a
> >'Broker'?
> >
> >16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> >
> >17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil
> >is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
> >
> >18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there
> >are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if
> >they
> >tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make
> >sure?
> >
> >19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of
> >Alphabet Soup?
> >
> >20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
> >face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks
> >his
> >head out of the window
> >
> >
> >Peter Kays Universal Truths
> >
> >1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square
> >ones.
> >
> >2) At the end of every party there is always a girl
> >crying.
> >
> >3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a
> >pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a
> >complete
> >stranger.
> >
> >4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat
> >green crisps.
> >
> >5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the
> >digits 55378008 into a calculator
> >
> >6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
> >
> >7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel
> >really manly.
> >
> > You're never quite sure whether it's against the
> >law or not to have a
> >fire in your back garden.
> >
> >10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
> >
> >11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
> >
> >12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
> >
> >13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
> >
> >14) Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn
> >up a bouncy ball.
> >
> >15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
> >
> >16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into
> >your school.
> >
> >17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as
> >schoolchild is to call your
> >teacher mum or dad.
> >
> >1 The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it
> >would kill you at the
> >first given opportunity.
> >
> >19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
> >
> >20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee,
> >flushed half way
> >through and then raced against the flush.
> >
> >21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
> >
> >22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a
> >Frisbee.
> >
> >23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
> >
> >24) You never ever run out of salt.
> >
> >25) Old ladies can eat more than