A BOY WiiLL SAY ii LOVE YOU
A MAN WiiLL SHOW YOU HE iiS iiN LOVE WiiTH YOU

A BOY WiiLL TAKE YOU OUT TO EAT
A MAN WiiLL COOK FOR YOU

A BOY WiiLL WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER WiiTH YOU
A MAN WiiLL GiiVE YOU A BUBBLE BATH

A BOY WiiLL DEDiiCATE A SONG TO YOU
A MAN WiiLL SiiNG A SONG TO YOU iiN PUBLiiC(EVEN iiF HE CANT SiiNG)

A BOY REFUSES TO SEE HE iiS WRONG
A MAN WiiLL APOLOGiiZE NO MATTER HOW LiiTLE iiT iiS TO MAKE THiiNGS RiiGHT WiiTH YOU

A BOY WiiLL SAY ii DONT CARE iiF YOU LEAVE ME
A MAN WiiLL SHED TEARS TO SHOW YOU HE NEEDS YOU TO STAY

A BOY WiiLL PRESSURE YOU TO HAVE SEX WiiTH HiiM
A MAN WiiLL MAKE LOVE TO YOUR MiiND AND THEN SHOW YOU WHY YOU NEED HiiM TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU

A BOY WiiLL PUT HiiS BOYS iiN FRONT OF YOU
A MAN WiiLL STAY HOME FROM THE BiiGGEST PARTY OF THE YEAR TO WATCH A CHiiCK FLiiCK WiiTH YOU

A BOY WiiLL SUGGEST YOU GO TO A DOCTOR WHEN YOU'RE SiiCK
A MAN WiiLL BE YOUR DOCTOR

A BOY WiiLL TELL YOU ALL HiiS ACCOMPLiiSHMENTS HE MADE DURiiNG THE DAY
A MAN WiiLL TELL YOU HE'S PROUD OF WHATEVER YOU'VE DONE

A BOY HATES TO HEAD HiiS FAULTS
A MAN ASKS HOW HE CAN CHANGE AND SEEKS GOD TiiL HE DOES

A BOY STiiLL DEPENDS ON MOMMY AND DADDY
A MAN CAN HOLD HiiS OWN AND iiF HE HAS TO HOLD YOURS TOO

A BOY TALKS ABOUT HiiS GOALS AND DREAMS
A MAN WALKS THEM OUT TiiLL THEY ARE FULFiiLLED

A BOY THINKS HE iiS iiNCOMPLETE WiiTHOUT HiiS PLAYSTATiiON 2 OR 3
A MAN KNOWS WiiTHOUT YOU HE iiS iiNCOMPLETE

A BOY BUYS YOU THiiNGS
A MAN REALiiZES THAT ALL YOU REALLY NEED iiS HiiM

A BOY LOOKS AT OTHER WOMEN iiN FRONT OF YOU
A MAN(HE LOOKS TO LOL)BUT HE QUiiCKLY TELLS YOU SHE AiiNT GOT NOTHiiN ON YOU

A BOY THiiNKS HiiS MOM AND HiiS BOYS ARE EVERYTHiiNG
A MAN KNOWS WiiTHOUT GOD HE HAS GOT NOTHiiNG

A BOY ASKS YOU WHY YOU DiiDNT CLEAN TONiiGHT
A MAN WiiLL COME iiN AND TELL YOU NOT TO LiiFT A FiiNGER

A BOY SEES YOU FOR A ViiDEO GiiRL HE WANTS YOU TO BE
A MAN TAKES YOU AS YOU ARE AND REALLY LOVES iiT

A BOY WALKS AWAY FROM SiiTUATiiONS
A MAN STAYS AND TRiiES TO WORK iiT OUT

A BOY RAiiSES HiiS HAND AND VOiiCE WHEN HE FEELS THREATENED
A MAN WiiLL LEAVE BEFORE HE PUTS HiiS HAND ON HiiS QUEEN

A BOY MAKES EXCUSES
A MAN MAKES WAYS

A BOY PLAYS HOUSE
A MAN OWNS ONE

A BOY APPROACHES YOU "WHATS UP SHAWTY"
A MAN ASKS YOU HOW ARE YOU DOiiNG

A BOY CALLS YOU WiiFEY
A MAN MAKES YOU HIS WiiFE

A BOY GETS MAD AFTER READiiNG THiiS
A MAN PASSES THiiS TO ALL HiiS FRiiENDS

Never *Cater 2* a man who is tryin to get your *Laffy Taffy*, get * Naked*, *Grind on You*, *Whisper in Ya Ear*, *Play With Your Mind*, * Slow Wind* or *Whistle at Ya*. You will be *Sittin Home* * Teary Eyed* sayin you *Should Have Cheated*. Find a man that tells you that you are a *Sweet Lady*, Wants to do the *Things Your Man Won't Do*, goes *Halfcrazy* when you arent there, he* Never Felt This Way* about lovin, that he was *Made to Love You* and that his *House is Not A Home* without you there because you are his *Superstar*! That kinda love will have people sayin **Must Be Nice**! Send to all of your girls, whether ya'll talk a lot or not, whether they need this advice or not. Especially send this to the ones who are tired of dead beat niggas, who ain't about nuttin.....

***CLASSY FEMALE***

These niggas out here got one thing on their mind, trynna get IN like Verizon, but don't wanna sign a contract. Now they mad cuz females raisin the bar like Cingular and not givin a BEEP BEEP bout these lame @$$ excuses. Please don't be alarmed when they don't give you anytime like TMobile, busy signals left and right, and more disconnects than Metro Pcs. Just in case you were wondering, this aint no pay as you go...if you're lookin for a roll over plan, Sprint to the next one, cause as we classy females will ALL TELL you, u messin with my daytime minutes! (Can you hear me now? GOOD! :-))