qpr
what ever the season we"ll follow our team were queens park rangers we rule supreme we"ll never be mastered by no by no chelsea bastards we"ll stick the blu flag up ur arse up ur arse say up ur arse we"ll stick the blu flag up ur arse from stamford bridge to wembeley we"ll stick the blu flag up ur arse

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH captain jack
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH captain jack,
meet me by the railway track,
meet me by the railway track,
with a bottle in ure hand,
with a bottle in ure hand,
i will be ure drinkin man
i will be ure drinkin man,
go left,go left
go left,go left
go left ,right left
go left, right left
go left go right,go kick him in the head go left go right go left
go left go right,go kick him in the head go left go right go left.
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH captain jack
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH captain jack,
meet me by the railway track
meet me by the railway track,
with a scarf in ure hand
with a scarf in ure hand,
i will be ure rangers fan
i will be ure rangers fan
go left go left
go left go left
go left right left
go left right left
go left go right, go kick him in the head go left go right go left
go left go right, go kick him in the head go left go right go left.

wen i was just a boy i asked my mother wat shall i be shud i be rangers shud i be chelsea heres wat she sed to me oh go on son go get ur fathers gun and shoot the chelsea scum oh go on

ello ello we r the rangers boys ello ello we r the rangers boys and if u r a chelsea fan surrender or u die

my old man sed be a chelsea fan i sed fuck off bollocks ur a cunt (ur a cunt) coz id rather shag a bucket with a big hole init than be a chelsea fan 4 just 1 minute with carvin knifes and hammers stanley blades n spanners we"ll show the chelsea bastards how to fight

all the lads shud av seen us cumin cumin down the uxbridge road shud av seen us cumin all the lads n lasses smiles on the faces cumin down the uxbridge road 2 c the queens park rangers

ole ole ole jose mourinho is gay mourinho is gay mourinho is gay jose mourinho is gay coz his mums a slag and his dads a fag jose mourinho is gay

we love to sing on a saturday we love 2 fight home and away we slap the kids that give it the gob coz we r the rangers youth mob

oh wen the youth (oh wen the youth) go steaming in (go steaming in) oh wen the youth go steaming in i wanna be in that tear up oh wen the youth go steaming in

and its queens park rangers queens park rangers fc were the finest football team the world has ever seen and its queens park rangers

say we r qpr say we r qpr ursssssssssssssss

knifes were made 4 stabbing guns were made to shoot u cum down to loftus road we"ll all stick in the boot oh i was born on the loftus road

" we are the rangers boys (da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da)
stand up and make some noise(da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da)
we are the rangers boys (da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,)
stand up and make some noise (da,da,da,da,da,da,da,da,)

" Shim Shiminy Shim Shiminy Shim Shim Shim moo who needs wayne rooney when we"ve got baidoo "

we had joy we had fun we had chelsea on the run but the fun didnt last coz the bastards ran to fast

never felt better bout singin the blues wen rangers win and chelsea lose oh rangers u got me singin the blues

OH were the Q block the Qblock the Qblock from shepards bush
OH were the Pblock the P block the Pblock from shepards bush
Oh were the R block the R block the Rblock from shepards bush
and agen .......
SAY WE R QPR SAY WE R QPR !!!

Dexter blackstock da da da da hoops Dexter blackstock da da da da hoops !!

u r my rangers my only rangers
u make me happy wen skies r grey
u've never notice how much i love u
until u take my rangers away

All of u read this! Its so true!

FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f@#$ed up...but that shit was fun!"

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste.. That's alcohol abuse!!!"

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the f@#k out!!

Soldier

Your alarm goes off; you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.

You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
He goes days or weeks without running water.

You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.

You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.

You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.

You talk trash on your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.

You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.

You complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe the sweat from his brow.

You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He does not get to eat today.

Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are
clean everyday.

You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.

You are angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
He is told he will be held an extra 2 months.

You call your girlfriend and set a date for that night.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.

You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.

You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.

You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own government and remembers why he is fighting.

You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of the men like him.
He hears the gun fire and bombs.

You see only what the media wants you to see.
He sees his bodies lying around him. some his own.

You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
He does what he is told.

You stay at home and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is given to call and write home, sleep, and eat.

You crawl into your bed, with down pillows, and try to get comfortable.
He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be woken by gun fire.

You sit there and judge him, saying the world is a worse place because of men like him.
If only there were more men like him..


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