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The Rules
Rule #1 - Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own
Rule #2 - Never use your real name.
Rule #3 - Never confess.
Rule #4 - No one goes home alone.
Rule #5 - Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher.
Rule #6 - Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
Rule #7 - Blend in by standing out.
Rule #8 - Be the life of the party.
Rule #9 - Whatever it takes to get in, get in.
Rule #10 - Invitations are for pussies.
Rule #11 - Sensitive is good.
Rule #12 - When it stops being fun, break something.
Rule #13 - Bridesmaids are desperate - console them.
Rule #14 - You're a distant relative of a dead cousin.
Rule #15 - Fight the urge to tell the truth.
Rule #16 - Always have an up-to-date family tree.
Rule #17 - Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
Rule #18 - You love animals and children.
Rule #19 - Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.
Rule #20 - Always have an early "appointment" the next morning.
Rule #21 - Definitely make sure she's 18.
Rule #22 - You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.
Rule #23 - There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around.
Rule #24 - If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run.
Rule #25 - You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.
Rule #26 - Of course you love her.
Rule #27 - Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.
Rule #28 - Make sure there's an open bar.
Rule #29 - Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.
Rule #30 - Know the playbook so you can call an audible.
Rule #31 - If you call an audible, always make sure your fellow Crashers know.
Rule #32 - Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
Rule #33 - Never go back to your place.
Rule #34 - Be gone by sunrise.
Rule #35 - Breakfast is for closers.
Rule #36 - Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".
Rule #37 - At the reception, one hard drink or two beers max. A drunk crasher is a sloppy crasher.
Rule #38 - Never hit on the bride! It's a one-way ticket to the pavement.
Rule #39 - The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
Rule #40 - Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."
Rule #41 - If there is a cash bar, bring your fake war medals. You'll never have to buy a drink.
Rule #42 - Try not to break anything, unless you're not having fun.
Rule #43 - At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.
Rule #44 - Create an air of mystery that involves some painful experience when interacting with the girl you're after. But don't talk about it.
Rule #45 - Always remember your fake name!
Rule #46 - The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."
Rule #47 - You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.
Rule #48 - Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancee.
Rule #49 - Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money. But how does one buy happiness?"
Rule #50 - Be pensive! It draws out the "healer" in women.
Rule #51 - Always pull out in time.
Rule #52 - Tell any woman you're interested in that you'd love to stay put but you promised to help out at the homeless shelter today.
Rule #53 - Get choked up during the service. The girls will think you're "sensitive." Bring a slice of onion or artificial tears if necessary.
Rule #54 - Avoid virgins. They're too clingy.
Rule #55 - If pressed, tell people you're related to Uncle John. Everyone has an Uncle John.
Rule #56 - Don't fixate on one woman. ALWAYS have a ba

1: Name - Geraint (AKA 1 of the twins)
2. Nickname – Twin
3. Single or taken – single
4. Zodiac Sign - gemini
5. Male or Female- male
6. Elementary School: yeyswen
7. iPod – nope, i have mp3
8. How many buddies on your list: to many over 200
9. Screenname: Dr coleman
10. Hair Color- brown
12. Hair Long or Short - long ish
14. Eye Color – blue
15. Are you health freak – yes and no, i dont care what i eat, but i like to keep fit
16. Height – 6ft ish
17. Do you have a crush on someone- yes
18. Do you like yourself – no, i think im ugly
19. Braces? - Nope
20. Think your awesome? - who dosent lol
21. Piercings - nope
22. Tattoo - nope, but i i was to have 1 then it would be a spider web on my elbow
23. Righty or Lefty - righty, i aint no freak

___Your 'Firsts'___
24. Surgery - neva had any
25. First piercing - aint got any
26. First best friend – either my bro or nathan lol
27. First Award – for running, or could have been football
28. First Sport You Joined – football and rugby
29. First pet – a dog
30. First vacation – france
31. First Concert – blink 182
32. First love – neva had 1 lol

___Favorites___
33. Movie – there are many, back to the future all of them, house of wax, halloween, and many many more
34. Favorite t.v- scrubs, the simpsons, all the sport channels and cartoons and music
35. Color – black, or red
36. Music - rock baby
39. Drink – DR pepper
40. Body part not on the face: legs
41. Sport To Play – football, rugby all of them really
42. Favorite piece of clothin – hmmm i dont know
43. Brand Of Clothing? – again i dont know
44. What do you sleep with? – just me and my bed lol
45. Favorite School – cymmer
46. Favorite Animal(s) – dogs cats, fish etc
47. Favorite Books – hahahaha books lol
48. Favorite Magazines – wtf

___Currently___
49. I'm eating - greggs pasty
50. I'm drinking - milk
52. I'm about to – listen to more music
53. Listening to - madina lake: one last kiss
55. Waiting For - my life to end
56. Watching - my computer screen
57. Wearing - my birthday suit

___Your Future___
58. Want Kids? - no
59. Want to Get Married? - no
60. Careers in Mind: yes police or the RAF

__Which is better with the Opposite__
68. Lips or Eyes - it dont bother me
69. Hugs or Kisses – hugs
70. Shorter or Taller – shorter lol
72. Romantic, Spontaneous or larma – it dont bother me
73. nice stomach or nice arms - wtf
74. Sensitive or Loud – dont bother me
75. Hook-up or relationship- hook-up
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? - fuck off

___Have you ever___
78. Kissed a Stranger - nope
79. Drank bubbles – yes and soap
80. Lost glasses/contacts – nope i dont wear them
81. Ran Away From Home – no
82. Broken a bone - no
83. Got an X-ray - yes
84. Broken Someone's Heart - hahahahah no
85. Turned Someone Down - yes
87. Cried When Someone Died - oh yes

___Do You Believe In___
89. God – i am god
90. Miracles - no
93. Aliens - yes my friend so 1 lol
94. Magic - no
95. Heaven - no
96. Santa Claus - yes i seen him
97. Sex on the first date - nope
98. Kissing on the First Date - yes
99. Angels - i am 1, i believe in spirits not angels

___Answer Truthfully___
100. Is There someone You Want To be wth now: yes