John O'Leary: What can we do for you Father? Dougal : I was looking for a pair of handcuffs actually. John : A pair of handcuffs? What do you need them for? Dougal : Oh nothing much, they're for me and Ted. Mary : You and Father Ted? Dougal : Yeah, we're just trying something out.

Mmmmmmm a popsical in my favourite flavour....................................plain!

I'm not normally a praying man, but if your up there save me superman!

Id love to stay and chat ..But your a total bitch.

Shower Shorts. For the man who has nothing to hide....but still wants to

You dont want one of my sad faces, 'coz let me tell you, there pretty sad

'Smack my bitch up' doesn't actually mean 'beat up my girlfriend.' It's actually just pimp slang for getting your act together. Similarly tonight, I'm going to set fire to some orphans and eat their charred remains - have a cup of tea and a bath!

I gave up my weekly salsa class for this?!

Katy Perry also recorded the song: 'You're so gay'; it sounds homophobic, but of course, she's using the other 'fashionable' version of the word meaning: anything generally bad. Anyone who thinks that sounds offensive should just Jew off and just stop being so bloody black about it.

Am I going to have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me?

I'm Old Gregg!

You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?

Can we panic now?

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon

Summer: Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Cohen does! Seth: They have God on their side, I'm not gonna beat Jesus.

Seth: I love you too, Dad. Only not as much as I love the Vegas.

Seth: What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico. Ryan: Whats in mexio? Seth: I don't know because it stays there! And thats why we must go!

Summer: 'Besides, Marissa is happy now.' Seth: 'and by happy, you mean gay'