you have a "barrel man" in your house, you may be filipino...(you know..the wooden man...when you lift up the barrel----schwing!!!)
you wash your clothes by hand, you might be Filipino.
you use walis tambo and walis ting-ting, you just might be Filipino.
you nail all photographs on your walls in the living room, you're a Filipino.
you have a very good sense of maniana habit, you might be Filipino.
you smoke in your house
you put up your knee while eating
you eat kanin and ulam using your hand
you are pakialamero
you say Sugarol, babaero at tumador
you are chismosa
you say Comfort Room instead of Restroom.
you say For Take Out instead of to go.
you point w/ your lips, then you might be a Filipino.
you say open or close the lights, then you might be a Filipino.
you nod upwards to greet someone, you might be a Filipino.
your nickname is "boy", you might be a Filipino.
you ask for a Colgate instead of toothpaste, you might be a Filipino.
you say "Canteen" instead of cafeteria, then you must be filipino
you eat under-developed duck eggs.
you call it a "ballpoint" or"ballpen" , not a "pen"
you pronounce the word ALREADY as OLREYDI.
you say, Kodakan, instead of take pictures.
you do "mano po" to older people in the house you're about to enter.
you refer to to your refrigerator as "pridyider"
your grandma smiles and her teeth are all red because of "nga-nga"
you say "pliers" when you meant "fliers"
you say "bitch" when you meant "beach"
you pronounce "hippopotamus" and "comfortable" in a funny way
you say "Boose" for "bus"
you cover your sofa with bright red and green blankets
you have a Last Supper quilt tacked on your dining wall
your "walking doll" is still new even though it was bought years ago because your mom kept it in the china cabinet and never let you play with it.
you drive a Mercedes-Benz with maroon seat covers
you hang a rosary on the rear view mirror of your car.
you have a Santo Nino shrine in your living room.
you buy the karaoke system first before the stereo and TV
you have an out of tune piano and nobody in the family ever learned to play.
you know what "chocolate meat" is
you say chok-o-late.
you have a "Weapons of Morroland" shield.
you didn't hear or understand something and your first expression is "HA?".
you're standing next to big boxes at the airport.
you say 'hoy' to get someone's attention.
you like peanut butter with chocolate.
you make para on a bus.
your car chirps like a bird when it's in reverse.
you turn around when you hear somebody say "psssst."
you instinctively grab a toothpick after a meal.
you order the langunisa meal on a PAL Balikbayan flight.
you laugh seeing somebody slip.
you burp when you're busog (or after sipping a beer)
you call somebody "psssst."
you smile/grin a lot even for no reason,
you sit by squating down and leaning your elbows on your knees.
you use a Bolo to cut the grass in the yard.
you refer to kerosene as "white gas."
there are pairs of flip-flops outside your door
you have power failures every day at the same time that you can set your watch to.
your biggest frying pan is shaped like a wok.
you own both a rice cooker, and an air pot.
you refer to "Accent" and all other forms of monosodium glutamate as "Ajinomoto"
you go to a department store, and try to bargain the price.
you drink with your friends and share the same glass, and pass it around.
you have a cartful of corned beef during a sale.
you say kutex instead of nail polish, you are one too.
you are stumped when asked what kind of bread in a deli.
you're the plane passenger with the largest hand-carry luggage.
you scratch your head when you don't know what you're doing.
you don't want to eat the last piece of food on the plate, but offer it to others.
you say "she" when you should say "he"
you say "ano" this and "ano" that
you put your hands together and point them in the direction you are walking to pass between other people
you say that ever

Many times, Moley is a reminder of the presence of God.;0

Well, i lost Moley ;( and am still counting the days 36 days to be exact.