Even in the initial stages of contact between European Christians and
Native Indian people the stage was set for ethnocentrism, and the
attitude towards the Indians was that of Christian superiority. The
Indians were read a proclamation in Spanish which they had no hope of
understanding, they had no hope of understanding the death sentence they
were being read, and it went something like this:
"We ask and require you to acknowledge the church as the ruler and
superior of the whole world and the high priest called pope and in his
name the king of Spain as lords of this land. If you submit we shall
receive you in all love and charity and shall leave you, your wives and
children and your lands free without servitude, but if you do not submit
we shall powerfully enter into your country and shall make war against
you, we shall take you and your wives and your children and shall make
slaves of them and we shall take away your goods and shall do you all
the harm and damage we can."

Level 1
() I have had an asthma attack
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
() Been drunk
() Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Been In Love or still in love
(x) Been Dumped
() Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
() Snuck Out Of A Parent's House

total: 5


Level 2
(x) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
(x) Been Arrested or Seen Someone You Know Get Arrested
() Made Out With A Stranger
() Gone Out On A Blind Date
(x) Had A Crush On someone older than you
(x) Skipped School
() Slept With A Co-worker/ team mate
() Seen Someone / Something Die

total so far: 9

Level 3
() Been On A Plane
() Thrown Up From Drinking
() Eaten Sushi
() Been Snowboarding/Skiing
(x) Been Mosh Pitting
() Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love(d) or Lust Someone Who You Can't Have
() Been in a BAD relationship

total so far: 11

Level 4
() Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
() Made A Snow Angel
() Had A Tea Party
() Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
() Gone Puddle Jumping
() Played Dress Up
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
() Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game

total so far: 14


Level 5
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
() Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
() Watched The sun set/ sun rise
() Felt An Earthquake
() Kissed A Snake
(x) Been Tickled
() Been Robbed / Vandalized
() Robbed Someone
(x) Been Misunderstood

total so far: 18

Level 6
() Pet A Deer
(x) Won a Contest
(x) Been Suspended
(x) Had Detention
() Been In A Car/ Motorcycle Accident
(x) Had / Have Braces
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had Deja vu
() Danced in the moonlight
(x) Hated/Hate the way you look

total so far: 23


Level 7
() Questioned your heart
() Been obsessed with post-it-notes
() Squished Barefoot Through the Mud
() Been lost
() Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
() Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
(x) Cried Yourself to sleep

total: 25


Level 8
() Played Cops and Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
() Sang Karaoke
() Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
() Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
() Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe

total: 29


Level 9
() Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About
() Blown Bubbles
() Made A Bonfire
() Crashed A Party
() Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
() Gone Rollerskating / Blading
() Had A Wish Come True
() Been Humped By A Monkey
() Worn Pearls
() Jumped Off A Bridge

total: 29


Level 10
() Swam With Dolphins
() Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/ Freezer/Ice Cube
() Kissed A Fish
() Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
() Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) stayed Up All Night

total: 33


Level 11
() Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
() Had / Been In A Tree House
(x) Have been To Watch Scary Movies Alone
(X) Seen/heard a Ghost/Spirit
() Have/Had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes or Flip Flops
() Gone Streaking
(X) Been to/Visited Someone At Jail
() Played Chicken[with car, not the pool game]
() Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On

total: 37


Level 12
() Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
() Broken A Bone
() Been Easily Amused
(x) Caught A Fish
() Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
() Cried So Hard You Laughed
() Mooned / Flashed Someone
() Had Someone Moon / Flash You

total: 39


Level 13
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
() French Braided Someones Hair/Attempted
(X) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
() Went Scuba-Diving

And my grand total is:43

If you think your having a bad day, imagine this:

Your a siamese twin

Your brother attacthed at your shoulder is gay

Your Not

Your brother has a date coming over tonight

You only have one ass