1. Tell her she is beautiful or gorgeous(not fine or sexy)
2. Hold her hand at any moment..even if its just for a second
3. Kiss her on the forhead/neck
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to
5. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you
6. Recognize the small things.. they usually mean the most
7. Pick her over all the other girls u hang out with.
8. Write her notes.(she loves them)
9. Play with her hair
10. Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her
11. Sit in the park and just talk to her
12. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes
13. Let her fall asleep in your arms
14. If shes mad at you, kiss her
15. Give her piggyback rides
16. Bring her flowers
17. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone
18. Look her in the eyes and smile
19. Kiss her in the rain
20. If your in love with her...tell her!
21. Hugs from behind
22. When standing, wrap your arms around her
23. DONT FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING
24. Compliment her honestly
25. When you hug her hold her as long as possible
26. Bsuper sweet to her
27. Comfort her when she crys
28. Love her with all your heart
29. Be a gentlemen!!!!!
30. All guys should no how ta dance
31. Remember lads you were given a brain and a penis...but only enough blood to work 1 at a time

1. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

3. When Chuck Norris drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.

4.Chuck Norris sorts his laundry in 3 loads darks, whites and BLOODSTAINS!

5. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Chuck Norris and forgot to pay him back.

8. Chuck Norris can count backwards from infinity.

9. Crop circles are Chucks's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f**k down.

10. When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck instead..

11. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

12. In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

13. Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

14. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

15. Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding.

16. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

17. You are what you eat. That is why Chuck Norris' diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

18. Chuck Norris once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

19. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

20. If you were to lock Chuck Norris in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Chuck replied "Because Grammy's are for gays." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

21. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

22. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

23. Whenever Chuck Norris puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him.

24. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

25. Chuck Norris coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

26. Chuck Norris haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.

27. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.

28. When the Boogey Man goes to sleep he checks his closit for Chuck Norris

29. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

30. The only reason there is no life on mars is because Chuck got there first.

31. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may only be seconds away from death

32. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

33. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

34. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

35.Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the shit out of them.

36.Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Isles....They're now called "The Isles"

37.Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

38.People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.

39.When Chuck Norris spi